Darkkit/Darkwing considers a clash of two cultures
I had this idea for an article and it is also my first one, and I thought about what would happen if the Warrior cats were patrolling their territory while Toklo, Kallik, Lusa, Yakone, Nanulak, and the Wild Pack run into them. I hope you like it!
Squirrelflight: I want Molewhisker, Cherryfall, Sparkpaw, and Berrynose on a border patrol with me.
*they all walk out of camp*
Berrynose: What’s that smell?
Sparkpaw: Don’t ask me.
Berrynose: I wasn’t. I was asking Squirrelflight.
Squirrelflight: I’ve never smelled this before! Wait a moment…is that a–
*a brown bear leaps out at them*
Cherryfall and Sparkpaw: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
The brown bear: Woa, woa, woa, what are you doing? I’m Toklo.
Sparkpaw: Oh, hi?
Toklo: This is Lusa–
*Lusa jumps out of bushes*
Toklo: –and Kallik–
*Kallik jumps out of bushes*
Toklo: –and Mr. Annoying–
*Yakone jumps out of bushes*
Toklo: –and Nanulak.
*Nanulak jumps out of bushes*
Sparkpaw: Well, that’s great. A group of bears who seem to want to kill us just appear out of nowhere–hold on are those white bears?
Kallik and Yakone: Yes. We are white bears.
Molewhisker: Hold on…I think I smell dog…
*two dogs appear out of the bushes*
Alpha dog: I am Sweet, Alpha of the Wild Pack.
Squirrelflight: Where’s your suffix? Aren’t you…like…SweetFUR or something?
Sparkpaw: *facepaw* MOM!
Squirrelflight: What is it, Sparky?
Sparkpaw: SHE’S A DOG SHE DOESN’T HAVE A SUFFIX TO HER NAME!!!!!
Sweet: I have no idea what you cats are meowing about. What in the name of the Wind Dogs is a suffix?
Beta Dog: Let me introduce myself, Sweet! I am Lucky, and we have no idea what a suffix is.
Lucky: Yes. We.
*the rest of the Wild pack appears from the bushes*
Berrynose: Fox dung
Cherryfall: Oh StarClan
Molewhisker: Holey moley
Squirrelflight: Hey! You’re all friendly! Come meet ThunderClan!
Toklo: Oooooooooooooooookay I have no idea what that is but okay.
Lusa: DO WE GET TO EAT?! I’M STARVING!!!!!
Squirrelflight: Oh. Forgot about that
*runs to ThunderClan camp and takes everyone back*
Bramblestar: GREAT STARCLAN WHAT’S GOING ON
Jayfeather: YOU HAS MY STICK GIMME MY STICK BACK GIMME IT NOW
Lucky: No I don’t
*spits out the stick*
*picks the stick back up*
Jayfeather: YOU HAS IT AGAIN GIMME MY STICK
*Lucky runs toward ThunderClan camp*
Jayfeather: COME BACK HERE YOU STICK ROBBER
*runs after him*
Sweet: Well, BlunderClan, or whatever, nice meeting you. We’ll be going back home now–
*turns around to see the Wild Pack camp somehow exploding*
Sweet: On second thought, maybe we shouldn’t go back home…
Bramblestar: Yes…maybe not…
Toklo: We don’t really have a home.
Bramblestar: Hold on…I’ve got an idea!
*lightbulb appears above his head*
Bramblestar: HOW ABOUT YOU LIVE WITH THE CLANS!!!!!
So, Toklo, Lusa, Kallik, Yakone, and Nanulak make a home slightly beyond the Clans’ territory, and the Wild Pack stays in the forest slightly beyond ThunderClan territory and they sometimes side with ThunderClan in battles against WindClan/ShadowClan/RiverClan/rogues/kittypets. Jayfeather eventually gets his precious stick back, although covered in dog slobber.
This is my first article, so I hope you like it!