Darkkit makes a story that blends two series by the Erins…
Squirrelflight: WHO THE HECK JUST POKED ME
Jayfeather: Not me with my stick that’s for sure
Squirrelflight: *exasperated facepaw* *jumps on Highledge* I want to lead a patrol with Sparkpaw, Berrynose, Molewhisker, and Cherryfall.
Sparkpaw: *facepaw* UGH NO WE AREN’T GOING TO DO WHAT WE DID LAST TIME ARE WE
*patrol walks away*
Molewhisker: Huh. Why is there a huge open area with a big ditch in the center of it somewhere in the middle of our territory?
Berrynose: I wonder why? Is it possible that Twolegs were here? NO WAY
Molewhisker: DIE *lunges at Berrynose*
Squirrelflight: I love Bramblestar
Cherryfall: *turns on radio* LATELY I’VE BEEN I’VE BEEN LOSING SLEEP DREAMING ABOUT THE THINGS THAT WE COULD BE
Sparkpaw: How do you know Counting Stars?
Cherryfall: BUT BABY I’VE BEEN I’VE BEEN PRAYING HARD SAID NO MORE COUNTING DOLLARS WE’LL BE COUNTING STARS YEAH WE’LL BE COUNTING STARS
Sparkpaw: What the heck are dollars?
Cherryfall: I SEE THIS LIFE LIKE A SWINGING VINE
Berrynose: *struggles out from under Molewhisker* SHUT UP CHERRYFALL
Squirrelflight: Isn’t Bramblestar just handsome, Sparky?
Cherryfall: *finally stops singing* Um Squirrelflight that’s me you’re kissing
Sparkpaw: *facepaw facepaw facepaw facepaw facepaw*
Molewhisker: STOP KISSING MY SISTER *leaps on top of Squirrelflight and Cherryfall*
Cherryfall: SWING MY HEART ACROSS THE LINE
Berrynose: AGH SHUT UP *leaps on top of Molewhisker Squirrelflight and Cherryfall*
Sparkpaw: YAY A PILE OF WARRIORS *sits on top of them all*
*rolls down into the ditch*
DUN DUN DUN
All: (falling) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sparkpaw: IT’S A DOG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Squirrelflight: *grabs the dog instead of Sparkpaw* Aww my sweet little poofball of poofiness
Sparkpaw: *puts paws on hips* *opens mouth* *blinks* *shuts mouth* *facepaw*
Molewhisker and Cherryfall: *scrambles out of pile*
Molewhisker: *waves paws in Squirrelflight and dog’s direction in confusion*
Cherryfall: *curls claws in a “WHY JUST WHY” sort of way*
Cherryfall: *looks like she is about to scream and mouths the words WHY THE HECK*
Sparkpaw: HEY WHAT’S WITH THE SILENT CONVERSATION? AND WHY ISN’T BERRYNOSE YELLING AT US?
Molewhisker, Cherryfall, and Sparkpaw: *looks over*
Squirrelflight: *licking the dog’s head fur while the dog looks utterly disgusted*
Berrynose: *drinking a cup of tea with two other dogs*
Sparkpaw: *whispers to Mole and Cherry* WHY THE HECK IS BERRYNOSE HAVING TEA WITH THOSE DOGS
Cherryfall: HEHEHE let’s gossip
MOlewhisker: AHEM there is noone here but us to gossip about it to
Cherryfall: OH FINE. Let’s listen!!
*they press their ears to a nearby rock while hiding behind it*
Brown and tan dog: (in a British accent) Would you like a cup of tea?
Berrynose: YUS *gulps down tea
Golden dog: Hey Storm don’t tell Sweet over there but I love you come over here so I can kiss you
Brown and tan dog (Storm): Um Lucky *scoots away as Lucky tries to kiss her*
???: EXCUSE ME
Lucky: OH SWEET HOW DID YOU ESCAPE MADAME SQUIRREL-Y
Molewhisker: Hey, guys…
Molewhisker: The sky just turned really dark…
Squirrelflight: *suddenly alert and realizing that she had been licking a dog* Wow, it is dark out.
Berrynose: Sorry, I gotta go…
Lucky: Let’s go with you!
Storm and Sweet: YEAH
So they gather in a small pile.
Sweet: GREAT WIND DOGS IT’S A TORNADO
Molewhisker: Holey moley this sounds cool
*tornado picks them up*
Sparkpaw, Molewhisker, and Cherryfall: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS AMAZING
Lucky: What is this? Looks like the moon is partially hidden by clouds, so now the moon’s reflection is making patches on our fur.
Storm: WHERE ARE WE GOING
Berrynose: Any more tea?
Sparkpaw, Molewhisker, and Cherryfall: SNAP OUT OF IT BERRYNOSE *slaps Berrynose*
Berrynose: AAAAAAAH WE’RE GOING UP
*tornado takes them over the moon*
*Squirrelflight starts playing the fiddle*
*THEY ALL LAND IN THUNDERCLAN CAMP*
Bramblestar: NOW WHAT
Jayfeather: WHAT’s HAPPENING I CAN’T SEE
Alderpaw: UGH. MOTHER. *blushes fiercely though nobody can see*
Squirrelflight: *grabs a bramble and dances with it*
Bramblestar: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *grabs a dead squirrel from the fresh-kill pile and dances with it for 5 seconds*
All: *laugh laugh laugh*
Sparkpaw and Alderpaw: *blushes fiercly*
Jayfeather: AGH I CAN’T SEE *runs around and runs into Storm*
All but the dogs: *holds breath* *faints*
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! 😛