The Rare Thornpelt And Rosesong share their opinions on Scourge and Ashfur

Rosesong and Thornpelt talk about Scourge and Ashfur.  

*Screeches* INACTIVITYYYYYYYYY! (Shhhhhh.. You’ll scare them off) *cri* Okay. Hello, welcome to mine and my brother’s FIRST topic!! (Yey) Okay, so how we will do this, is since I am SOO snazzical *flips hair* I get to speak in plain text. and Thornpelt speaks with ) (You used the symbol cause you can’t spell.) SHHHHH! Okay, we will rant about commonly liked villans, here it is: SPOILER WARNING FOR CROOKEDSTAR’S PROMISE, THE RISE OF SCOURGE, AND ASHFUR CAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT BOOK ASHFUR IS EVIL IN!

1. Ashfur
Ashfur, Ashfur, Ashfur… (This’ll be fun) Indeed.
I have one question… IN WHAT WORLD IS THE DEFINITION OF LOVE KILL YOUR CRUSH’S CHILDREN AND FATHER!? (Ashfur’s world apparently) Oh, okay, Time to skip this section because Thornpelt answered the question. (Wait, wut? I thought we were talking about-) QUIETTTT! SKIP!

2. Scourge
(We didn’t finish the last one) Yes you did. Now Scourge… (He was abused and beat up, that is our base.) I KNOW!!!!!!!
So, let’s look at Crookedstar… He was extremely kind, and had worse. Almost DIED, broke his jaw, got named Crookedkit, was rejected by Rainflower cause she was triggered (TRIGGERED), his mate died, all of his kits died except for Silverstream. and then she broke the warrior code and died. (WOW) Would you like to explain? (Yes please. Scourge had complete control over HIS actions, he just chose to be evil. Isn’t that like someone stole your car so you decided to steal everyone else’s car?) Yes, yes it is. NEXT! (There is no next.) Then BONUS! (Wait wha-)

3. Blackstar
(This guy isn’t even a villain…) Ah, but he is! (Uh no…?) Yes, he killed Stonefur. (The warrior code said-) OHHHH! I get it. The warrior code said “Follow your leader’s orders, even if it is killing an innocent cat.” Hmm? (Good point.)
Yep! So, explained.

Hope you enjoyed! (Feel free to comment your opinions about our opinions!) BBBBYYYYYYYYYY(BYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE)EEEEEEEEEE!

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  21 Replies to “The Rare Thornpelt And Rosesong share their opinions on Scourge and Ashfur”

  1. Icekit/Icepaw/Iceeyes
    April 29, 2017 at 1:39 am

    Great post!!! FUNNY!!! *laughs*

  2. April 29, 2017 at 7:57 am

    Amazing article Rosesong and Thornpelt! 😛

    Be you, everyone else is taken

  3. Owlfeather
    April 30, 2017 at 6:11 pm

    funny!!! nice article!!!


  4. Hurrcanefur
    May 1, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    I disagree with none of it but felt there could be more

  5. May 2, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    I think I’m going to have to go bug all my friends by repeatedly using ‘snazzical’ in conversations.

    • Rainpaw
      May 2, 2017 at 1:54 pm

      I wish I spoke English more often now 😛


  6. May 9, 2017 at 3:59 am

    Loved it!


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