If Warriors Cats found BlogClan by Hazelpaw

What would happen if our favorite characters found BlogClan? Hazelpaw finds out.

The warrior cats are at a gathering when they discover there is a new clan called BlogClan.

Berrynose: Ahem, listen up everyone. Since I’m so amazing, I discovered this new clan called BlogClan, while I was out hunting. *he bows then looks around to realize no one is applauding*
Jayfeather:*grunts* Another clan? Things are already getting crowded enough with RiverClan and those weird SkyClan guys who just appeared. HOW MANY CLANS ARE THERE!?!?
Hawkwing and Mistystar: *glares at Jayfeather and start to unsheathe their claws*
Bramblestar: Ok, calm down everyone, and let Berrynose show us this Clan.
Berrynose:*runs into bushes and comes out dragging a computer*
Sparkpelt: What? It’s one of those twoleg things we found a while ago!
Heathertail: Where are the members of BlogClan?
*Confusion breaks out between the clan cats*
Berrynose: Well, I dunno, it says BlogClan on it. Look, here are the allegiances.
*All cats gasp as he scrolls down the page*
Thornclaw: Oh StarClan they have a lot of members!
Cinderheart: Huh? There are more apprentices than warriors! How is every cat supposed to get a mentor?
Lilyheart: And where are the queens?
*looking on the polls page*
Dovewing: HOW DARE THEY SHIP ME WITH BUMBLESTRIPE! I LIKE TIGERHEART!
*Awkward silence*
Larkpaw: Uhh, what does ship mean?
Dovewing: IT MEANS THEY’RE GONNA SEND ME IN A BOX WITH BUMBLESTRIPE AND NOT MY HUSBAND!
*everyone stares at Dovewing*
Bumblestripe: *hastily* Okay then let’s move on now…
*clicks on name that apprentice*
Rowanstar: Huh? Aren’t we leaders supposed to name our apprentices?
Twigpaw: Ooh ooh Bramblestar can I name myself Twigthetotallybestcatever?
Bramblestar:*shoots a seriously? glance at her* No…
Twigpaw: Aww, come on…
*Twigpaw scrolls through articles*
Twigpaw: My favorite cats… hmmm, veeeery intereeestiiing
Ivypool: Hey, everybody look I’m her favorite cat! Ha, Dovewing. HA! *turns on party music and starts dancing*
Dovewing*grumbles* You’ll still never have any powers…
*Hollyleaf’s spirit magically appears*
Hollyleaf: Don’t you agree with this? It’s about how I should’ve had powers instead of Dovewing.
*everyone cheers and then murmurs about how Hollyleaf should’ve had powers*
Ivypool: Wait, no it should’ve been me!
*no one cheers but talk about how Dovewing shouldn’t have gotten powers*
Hollyleaf: OK, me out!

Cloudtail: Well, that was weird… why is StarClan always randomly appearing?
Dovewing: And why does nobody like me? I’m totally fabulous!
*everyone ignores her*
Cinderheart: Oh one last article
Sparkpelt: Look, DIS-CUH-SHOON PAY-JESS.
Tigerheart: Yay one about meeee! Told you I’m totally awesome!
Dovewing:*lovey dovey eyes* Oh yes you are my sweet mate!
Jayfeather: You’re not even mates…
*clicks on Tigerheart’s Shadow discussion page*
Breezepelt: I seriously don’t get what’s so interesting about the black blob trailing behind him…
*everyone shrugs*
Alderheart: Hey guys, remember that twoleg we found writing on a white leafy thingy and spying on our daily lives?
Everyone: Uh-huh…
Alderheart: This Clan has stories about other Clans, like…LeafClan!?!?*shows everyone the Fan fic page*
Jayfeather: SO MANY CLANS AHH*hugs Stick*

*Cues dramatic ending*
THE END!

Hope you liked this article! I hope to make more in the future 🙂 This was inspired by other articles so credit to Icestorm and Darkpaw for those articles!

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  63 Replies to “If Warriors Cats found BlogClan by Hazelpaw”

  1. MYSTIRIUS CAT THAT DOSNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL
    December 30, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    omg I love this artical it is hilarious!!




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