What Warrior Cats Would Do If They Found a Computer; by Darkpaw

Darkpaw lets her imagination run away with her. Darkpaw is a silly billy and this is excellent.

cat-pc-576x427This is what would happen if Warriors cats could read and they found a computer in the forest. Keep in mind this is my first article, so bearΒ with me!

Alderpaw: Sparkpaw STOP!
Sparkpaw: uhh Alderpaw, what is it?
Alderpaw points toward a computer with a very long extension cord going off into the distance: THAT! You mustn’t go there, it could be dangerous, or, maybe it’s just a piece of twoleg rubbish, and that could be dangerous, or maybe it’s safe, or….
Sparkpaw: No wonder you stopped training to be a warrior, you always second guess yourself!
Alderpaw: Hey!
Jayfeather comes out of the forest: What’s all the arguing about?
Alderpaw: We found something!
Sparkpaw glances at Alderpaw, before running forward and starts randomly pushing buttons, the computer whizzes on.
Jayfeather: I hear buzzing, that means bees, let’s get out of here! Dashes off into the forest
Sparkpaw: Alderpaw, come check this out, it’s AWESOME!
Alderpaw: No way! I’m gonna warn someone.
Alderpaw runs to camp yowling.
Alderpaw: Sparkpaw found twoleg rubbish and now she’s playing with it! Please help me!
Bramblestar: Did it look dangerous?
Alderpaw: it was buzzing like bees, it could sting her, maybe twolegs have giant mechanical bees!
Bramblestar: Come on Squirrleflight, Cloudtail, Ivypool, and Lionblaze! My kit could be in trouble.
Sparkpaw: Oh wow this thing is AWESOME! Gaaaaaaaaaa!
Sparkpaw falls backwards after seeing fan art of herself.
Sparkpaw: IM FAMOUS AMONG TWOLEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bramblestar comes out of the forest.
Bramblestar:did the giant bee sting you?
Sparkpaw types in ‘BrAmbLesTar faN aRt’ to the search bar and shows Bramblestar.
Bramblestar: is that supposed to be me?
Sparkpaw: yeah dad, your famous, JUST LIKE ME!!!!!
Alderpaw: am I famous?
Sparkpaw types in aLdeRpAw fAn arT to the search bar, and shows Alderpaw
Alderpaw’s eyes grow wide and starts yowling.
Squirrleflight: am I famous as well?
Sparkpaw: I think we all are.
Cloudtail: how do they know about us?
Ivypool: let me see that.
Ivypool shoves Sparkpaw away from the key board.
Ivypool: I’m gonna type ‘Warrior cats’ and see what comes up
Everyone: ok.
Ivypool types waRiOrs CaTs into the search bar.
Everyone: Gasps .
Sparkpaw: check it out, there’s a book about us!
Cloudtail: Lots of books!
Ivypool: let’s order one and read it!
Sparkpaw:Let’s order them all!!!!
–One Moon later–
Lionblaze: Well we Have read almost all Of the ‘Warriors books’
Ivypool: Wow……..
Squirrleflight: how did ‘Erin Hunter’ know about all those things?
Alderpaw turns around and shrieks.
Alderpaw: It’s Erin Hunter!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone turns around to see a female twoleg standing behind a tree taking notes
Lionblaze:You mean there’s been a twoleg following us all this time and we haven’t noticed?
One of the Erin Hunters: well, I can do this.
One of the Erin Hunters turns into a mouse.
The mouse: I’ve had to be really careful, I was almost caught a couple times.
Alderpaw: …….. Faints………..
Alderpaw wakes up in his den with Sparkpaw standing over him.
Sparkpaw: Alderpaw, are you ok? You kept mumbling about someone named Erin Hunter, who are they?
Alderpaw: Oh thank StarClan it was just a dream!
Sparkpaw: Well, anyway, Alderpaw, the weirdest thing happened today when I was hunting.
Alderpaw: What did you miss a piece of prey or something?
Sparkpaw: Well yeah actually, it was a mouse, but that’s not the weird thing, the mouse had this thing full of white leaves on it, and get this! There was writing on it, and I could read your name on it, you’re famous or something!
Alderpaw: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


  56 Replies to “What Warrior Cats Would Do If They Found a Computer; by Darkpaw”

  1. July 28, 2016 at 11:50 pm

    Great article πŸ™‚

  2. Snowkit
    August 31, 2016 at 5:15 am

    So funny I fell out of my bed!!!!!!!!!

    • Cloverpaw Who Is Most Likely To Be Pusheen For Halloween
      October 20, 2017 at 1:11 am

      BED????? Do you BlogClan with an iPad/iPhone?

      Gonna test something here:
      Pusheen in a burrito

      • Cloverpaw Who Is Most Likely To Be Pusheen For Halloween
        October 20, 2017 at 1:13 am

        Darn it didn’t work I was going for rainbow text!
        😑 😑 😑
        😾 😾 😾

  3. Chocolatepaw (Chocolatestorm)
    May 3, 2017 at 12:30 am

    I love this! So funny!

  4. June 14, 2017 at 4:44 pm


  5. Bluepaw (Blueheart)
    September 18, 2017 at 12:13 am


  6. Cloudpaw
    September 24, 2017 at 6:31 pm

    Im sParKpAW.


    • Fawkes Tail's Evil Twin
      October 20, 2017 at 2:07 am

      Wow. Just wow πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ That was hilarious!

  7. Fawnspot
    November 5, 2017 at 5:24 pm



  8. Moonpaw who is also Moonbreeze
    November 19, 2017 at 5:54 am

    Ha! This is amazing. Best article ever. And I’m on an iPad.

    procrastination is the key πŸ”‘

  9. Stormberry
    January 9, 2018 at 2:37 pm

    Ha ha ha πŸ˜‚

  10. March 27, 2019 at 4:17 am

    Aww so funny and cute!

    What’d I miss? πŸ˜‰

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