What Warrior Cats Would Do If They Found a Computer; by Darkpaw

Darkpaw lets her imagination run away with her. Darkpaw is a silly billy and this is excellent.

cat-pc-576x427This is what would happen if Warriors cats could read and they found a computer in the forest. Keep in mind this is my first article, so bear with me!

Alderpaw: Sparkpaw STOP!
Sparkpaw: uhh Alderpaw, what is it?
Alderpaw points toward a computer with a very long extension cord going off into the distance: THAT! You mustn’t go there, it could be dangerous, or, maybe it’s just a piece of twoleg rubbish, and that could be dangerous, or maybe it’s safe, or….
Sparkpaw: No wonder you stopped training to be a warrior, you always second guess yourself!
Alderpaw: Hey!
Jayfeather comes out of the forest: What’s all the arguing about?
Alderpaw: We found something!
Sparkpaw glances at Alderpaw, before running forward and starts randomly pushing buttons, the computer whizzes on.
Jayfeather: I hear buzzing, that means bees, let’s get out of here! Dashes off into the forest
Sparkpaw: Alderpaw, come check this out, it’s AWESOME!
Alderpaw: No way! I’m gonna warn someone.
Alderpaw runs to camp yowling.
Alderpaw: Sparkpaw found twoleg rubbish and now she’s playing with it! Please help me!
Bramblestar: Did it look dangerous?
Alderpaw: it was buzzing like bees, it could sting her, maybe twolegs have giant mechanical bees!
Bramblestar: Come on Squirrleflight, Cloudtail, Ivypool, and Lionblaze! My kit could be in trouble.
Sparkpaw: Oh wow this thing is AWESOME! Gaaaaaaaaaa!
Sparkpaw falls backwards after seeing fan art of herself.
Sparkpaw: IM FAMOUS AMONG TWOLEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bramblestar comes out of the forest.
Bramblestar:did the giant bee sting you?
Sparkpaw types in ‘BrAmbLesTar faN aRt’ to the search bar and shows Bramblestar.
Bramblestar: is that supposed to be me?
Sparkpaw: yeah dad, your famous, JUST LIKE ME!!!!!
Alderpaw: am I famous?
Sparkpaw types in aLdeRpAw fAn arT to the search bar, and shows Alderpaw
Alderpaw’s eyes grow wide and starts yowling.
Squirrleflight: am I famous as well?
Sparkpaw: I think we all are.
Cloudtail: how do they know about us?
Ivypool: let me see that.
Ivypool shoves Sparkpaw away from the key board.
Ivypool: I’m gonna type ‘Warrior cats’ and see what comes up
Everyone: ok.
Ivypool types waRiOrs CaTs into the search bar.
Everyone: Gasps .
Sparkpaw: check it out, there’s a book about us!
Cloudtail: Lots of books!
Ivypool: let’s order one and read it!
Sparkpaw:Let’s order them all!!!!
–One Moon later–
Lionblaze: Well we Have read almost all Of the ‘Warriors books’
Ivypool: Wow……..
Squirrleflight: how did ‘Erin Hunter’ know about all those things?
Alderpaw turns around and shrieks.
Alderpaw: It’s Erin Hunter!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone turns around to see a female twoleg standing behind a tree taking notes
Lionblaze:You mean there’s been a twoleg following us all this time and we haven’t noticed?
One of the Erin Hunters: well, I can do this.
One of the Erin Hunters turns into a mouse.
The mouse: I’ve had to be really careful, I was almost caught a couple times.
Alderpaw: …….. Faints………..
Alderpaw wakes up in his den with Sparkpaw standing over him.
Sparkpaw: Alderpaw, are you ok? You kept mumbling about someone named Erin Hunter, who are they?
Alderpaw: Oh thank StarClan it was just a dream!
Sparkpaw: Well, anyway, Alderpaw, the weirdest thing happened today when I was hunting.
Alderpaw: What did you miss a piece of prey or something?
Sparkpaw: Well yeah actually, it was a mouse, but that’s not the weird thing, the mouse had this thing full of white leaves on it, and get this! There was writing on it, and I could read your name on it, you’re famous or something!
Alderpaw: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


  58 Replies to “What Warrior Cats Would Do If They Found a Computer; by Darkpaw”

  1. Amberleaf
    May 31, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I love it! I imagined ivypool shoving spark paw out of the way!

    • Ashspots
      June 4, 2016 at 4:47 am

      Me too

  2. Rainkit
    June 1, 2016 at 12:24 am

    YOU MUST MAKE MORE! Like, if Shadowclan found a computer. Now that would make me laugh. Great article!

  3. June 2, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    Haha! I haven’t actually gotten to AVOS yet, I only just finished Sign of The Moon, but I’m looking forward to it! I imagine Sparkpaw’s personality just like Squirrelflight’s, and Alderpaw’s like Bramblestar. Idk. Just a thought from me, who hasn’t read The Apprentice’s Quest yet :).

  4. Blackkit that's so hyped for TAS
    June 6, 2016 at 12:31 pm

    What if Alderpaw of Needlepaw went back to that computer and searched AVOS and they saw fan art of themselves touching noses? (I saw that picture of fan art and wondered about their reactions)

    • Rainpaw who is relieved after finishing three exams in two weeks
      June 18, 2016 at 5:04 pm

      Now THAT would have been fun to see

  5. July 28, 2016 at 11:50 pm

    Great article 🙂

  6. Snowkit
    August 31, 2016 at 5:15 am

    So funny I fell out of my bed!!!!!!!!!

    • Cloverpaw Who Is Most Likely To Be Pusheen For Halloween
      October 20, 2017 at 1:11 am

      BED????? Do you BlogClan with an iPad/iPhone?

      Gonna test something here:
      Pusheen in a burrito

      • Cloverpaw Who Is Most Likely To Be Pusheen For Halloween
        October 20, 2017 at 1:13 am

        Darn it didn’t work I was going for rainbow text!
        😡 😡 😡
        😾 😾 😾

  7. Chocolatepaw (Chocolatestorm)
    May 3, 2017 at 12:30 am

    I love this! So funny!

  8. June 14, 2017 at 4:44 pm


  9. Bluepaw (Blueheart)
    September 18, 2017 at 12:13 am


  10. Cloudpaw
    September 24, 2017 at 6:31 pm

    Im sParKpAW.


    • Fawkes Tail's Evil Twin
      October 20, 2017 at 2:07 am

      Wow. Just wow 😂😂 That was hilarious!

  11. Fawnspot
    November 5, 2017 at 5:24 pm



  12. Moonpaw who is also Moonbreeze
    November 19, 2017 at 5:54 am

    Ha! This is amazing. Best article ever. And I’m on an iPad.

    💜 turn up my summer 💜

  13. Stormberry
    January 9, 2018 at 2:37 pm

    Ha ha ha 😂

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