Cloudy with a Chance of TACOS!!! by Elkkit

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Elkkit writes about what might happen if ThunderClan discovers tacos.

The ThunderClan was going about its business. For the first time in while, it was a normal day. No droughts, no ominous prophecies, no battle between the clans, no foxes, no dogs, no badgers, no mentally unstable evil cats coming back from the dead to destroy them all, just a normal day. UNTIL… It started raining tacos.

Sparkpaw: what are these? *she prods at one*

Alderpaw: DON’T TOUCH IT! It might be poisonous.

Sparkpaw: aw, come ON Alderpaw. Do you really have to check EVERYTHING over to make sure it’s not poisonous? Besides, they smell pretty good.

Whitewing: Hmmm… Hard shell thingy, odd herbs, some kind of… Meat?

ThunderClan cat in the backround: but it’s brown! Whoever heard of brown meat?

Leafpool: maybe it’s rotten?

Sparkpaw: *eats a taco* Gobble gobble murf murf chomp chomp YUMMY!

Alderpaw: SPARKPAW! Are you okay? Are you feeling sick? SOMEBODY GET HER SOME HERBS!

Sparkpaw: jeesh bro, I’m fine, these things are delicious!

Jayfeather: *pads out of den* what’s going on?

Alderpaw: weird things are falling from the sky and SPARKPAW JUST ATE ONE! Do you know what to do?

Jayfeather:*looks up and gets bonked on the head by a taco* It’s a sign!

Leafpool: err… What?

Jayfeather: a sign! A sign! A sign from StarClan! Do you see it Leafpool?

Leafpool: Uhhh… Do you need some help Jayfeather?

Jayfeather: you’ve been a med. cat much longer than me, how can you not see the sign?

Leafpool: *looks up and pretends to have seen the “sign”* ah! Yes I see it!

Jayfeather:*hugs her neck with one paw* THEN SING WITH ME!!!
Leafpool: oh dear.

Jayfeather: It’s raining TACOS
From outta the sky
TACOS
no need to ask why!
Just OPEN YOUR MOUTH
And close your eyes!
IT’S RAINING TACOS

Out on the street
TACOS
All you can eat!
Lettuce and shells,
Cheese and beans
IT’S RAINING TACOS
Yum yum YUM yum YUMMITY yum!
IT’S LIKE A DREEEAAAMMM!!
Yum yum YUM yum YUMMITY yum!
BRING YOUR SOUR CREEEAAAMMM!!!!
Shell, meat
Lettuce, cheese
Shell, meat
Lettuce, cheese
Shell, meat
Cheesecheesecheesecheese!
It’s raining tacos
Oooohh ooh oooohh…
Raining tacos
OOOOHH ooh oooohh
Raining tacos!
OOOOHH OOH oooohh
IT”S
RAINING
TACOS!!!!!
(tacos…)

*Jayfeather faints*
*one moon later, Jayfeather wakes up with Leafpool in their den*
Jayfeather: oh hi Leafpool! I just had the CRAZIEST dream!

Leafpool: mmm hmm. what was it?

Jayfeather: well I walked out of my den and it was raining these weird shell things with herbs i’ve never seen before. Sparkpaw ate one and Alderpaw was FREAKING out and i got hit in the head with one and started saying it was a sign. Then i started singing a crazy song, in which I called them tacos. Then I fell flat on on my face and woke up here.

Leafpool: *looks uncomfortable* That… Errr… That sounds… That sounds like a umm… Weird dream.. That umm would never happen heh heh heh. Why don’t you forget about it?

Jayfeather: Okay!

And that’s why they never said it happened in the series. They all agreed to never talk about that day again.

This is my 2nd article. I hope you like this adventure with ThunderClan.
Elkie out!

  36 Replies to “Cloudy with a Chance of TACOS!!! by Elkkit”

  1. February 15, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    Hahaha so funny tacos are amazing
    IT’S RAINING TACOS
    OOH YEAH
    IT’S RAINING TACOSSSS

  2. Spottedheart
    March 10, 2018 at 2:31 am

    Interesting, funny article!


    Long Live Spottedleaf!

  3. Emberpaw (I'm new)
    May 23, 2018 at 9:34 pm

    Did anyone else notice that Jayfeather said “these weird shell things with herbs I’ve never SEEN before?

    1
  4. February 17, 2019 at 10:30 am

    IT’S RAINING TACOS


    I ain't scared no more

  5. March 4, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    YASS


    The Election Of 2019, not 1800

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