Wolfpaw has a weird idea.
I Had a weird idea and it turned into this
Also, this is based on the ‘What Warrior Cats Would Do If They Found a Computer;’ by Darkpaw
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Onewhisker looked around the moor and finally spotted the WindClan camp.
OW: Where Am I?
Hawkfrost comes up behind him.
HF: I Don’t know…. But that is the WindClan camp, i suppose.
Onewhisker jumps, as Hawkfrost barely made any noise as he padded up behind him.
Tigerstar appears out of nowhere and joins the two other cats.
TS: Yes. This place is strange.
Yellowfang spotted the other cats and went over to them.
YF: Am I the only self aware cat here? Where’s Lionblaze?
OW: What?
YF: Nothing. We need to stick together and find Lionblaze.
TS: Who?
YF: Your fake grandchild?! Does anyone know anything around here?
HF: I have a son :0
YF: No.
Oh, their minds are in the old forest. Thinks Yellowfang. I need to set things right.
YF: Hawkfrost, are you deputy of RiverClan?
Hawkfrost seemed to have a proud expression on his face.
HF: Yep! Since Mistyfoot got captured, i’ve been enjoying Deputyship.
YF: Tigerstar, are you leader of ShadowClan?
TS: No… I’ve just been exiled. Why would anyone want me as their leader?.
YF: Onewhisker, where is your clan?
OW: Well, ShadowClan has just thrown us out. It infuriates me.
YF: Ok. We still have to find Lionblaze! TO THE THUNDERRRCLANNN CAMP!
TS: We aren’t in the territories, we’re around some sort of lake. How are going to get to the ThunderClan camp?
YF: JUST FOLLOW ME!
The group follows Yellowfang because she’s scary :0
HF: Can we go to the RIverClan camp instead?
YF: No. If we don’t find Lionblaze in the ThunderClan camp we’re going to WindClan next.
HF: I’m going to adopt him. He’s going to be my son now.
YF: Whatever you want, Hawkfrost.
They run on the edge of the lake until they find a path and follow it to the heart of ThunderClan territory.
TS: YO FAM!
EVERYONE SCREAMS
Bramblestar comes out of his den and points at his father.
BrS: DAD I STILL LOVE YOU!
He runs to Tigerstar, sobbing.
TS: Shhhh… It’s okay. I’ve always loved you more…
Hawkfrost begins to sob as well, and now they we’re both in Tigerstar’s arms.
Squirrelflight, who was chilling in the leader’s den, also comes out.
SF: What are they doing? *WHISPER*
Lionblaze, along with Berrynose, Poppyfrost, and Cinderheart, we’re returning from a hunting patrol.
LB: What did I miss?
Lionblaze then sees Hawkfrost, Bramblestar, and Tigerstar crying together in the middle of camp.
BrS: LIONBLAZE BRING MY FATHER A PIECE OF FRESH KILL
Lionblaze follows reluctantly, giving Tigerstar a Vole.
YF: Lionblaze! That was easy.
Hawkfrost looks up at the sound of his adopted son’s name and runs over to him, still crying.
HF: SON WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY FROM HOME?
LB: Don’t call me son
HF: BUT SON
LB: I’m not your son
HF: YOU’RE MY SON NOW
LB: CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME (sorry im Hamilton Trash)
BrS: GUYS STOP FIGHTING
YF: I am done here.
Yellowfang floats into the sky and explodes into confetti.
SF: Im going to bed. Peace out.
HF: I think we should stop
BrS: Agreed. THE END
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That was an emotional rollercoaster but yea
OMG this was super funny 🙂 Hawkfrost and Lionblaze? Yes 😄
I compleatly agrees!!
LOL FUNNY! What happened to all the cats brains? Lol
different timelines..
Haha! That’s hilarious Wolfpaw! Great Job!
I’m laughing so hard…
SO FUNNY
ALSO I KNOW SWEETKIT IT IS SOO COOL THAT I AM TALKING TO KATE CARY THIS IS SO AWESOME AND AMAZING AND ….
*rants for hours and hours and hours*