Darkkit/Darkwing considers a clash of two cultures
I had this idea for an article and it is also my first one, and I thought about what would happen if the Warrior cats were patrolling their territory while Toklo, Kallik, Lusa, Yakone, Nanulak, and the Wild Pack run into them. I hope you like it!
Squirrelflight: I want Molewhisker, Cherryfall, Sparkpaw, and Berrynose on a border patrol with me.
*they all walk out of camp*
Berrynose: What’s that smell?
Sparkpaw: Don’t ask me.
Berrynose: I wasn’t. I was asking Squirrelflight.
Squirrelflight: I’ve never smelled this before! Wait a moment…is that a–
*a brown bear leaps out at them*
Cherryfall and Sparkpaw: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Molewhisker: BEAR!!!!!
The brown bear: Woa, woa, woa, what are you doing? I’m Toklo.
Sparkpaw: Oh, hi?
Toklo: This is Lusa–
*Lusa jumps out of bushes*
Toklo: –and Kallik–
*Kallik jumps out of bushes*
Toklo: –and Mr. Annoying–
*Yakone jumps out of bushes*
Toklo: –and Nanulak.
*Nanulak jumps out of bushes*
Sparkpaw: Well, that’s great. A group of bears who seem to want to kill us just appear out of nowhere–hold on are those white bears?
Kallik and Yakone: Yes. We are white bears.
Molewhisker: Hold on…I think I smell dog…
*two dogs appear out of the bushes*
Alpha dog: I am Sweet, Alpha of the Wild Pack.
Squirrelflight: Where’s your suffix? Aren’t you…like…SweetFUR or something?
Sparkpaw: *facepaw* MOM!
Squirrelflight: What is it, Sparky?
Sparkpaw: SHE’S A DOG SHE DOESN’T HAVE A SUFFIX TO HER NAME!!!!!
Sweet: I have no idea what you cats are meowing about. What in the name of the Wind Dogs is a suffix?
Beta Dog: Let me introduce myself, Sweet! I am Lucky, and we have no idea what a suffix is.
Squirrelflight: Wait…we?!
Lucky: Yes. We.
*the rest of the Wild pack appears from the bushes*
Berrynose: Fox dung
Cherryfall: Oh StarClan
Molewhisker: Holey moley
Sparkpaw: Ooooookay
Squirrelflight: Hey! You’re all friendly! Come meet ThunderClan!
Toklo: Oooooooooooooooookay I have no idea what that is but okay.
Lusa: DO WE GET TO EAT?! I’M STARVING!!!!!
Squirrelflight: Oh. Forgot about that
*runs to ThunderClan camp and takes everyone back*
Bramblestar: GREAT STARCLAN WHAT’S GOING ON
Jayfeather: YOU HAS MY STICK GIMME MY STICK BACK GIMME IT NOW
Lucky: No I don’t
*spits out the stick*
*picks the stick back up*
Jayfeather: YOU HAS IT AGAIN GIMME MY STICK
*Lucky runs toward ThunderClan camp*
Jayfeather: COME BACK HERE YOU STICK ROBBER
*runs after him*
Sweet: Well, BlunderClan, or whatever, nice meeting you. We’ll be going back home now–
*turns around to see the Wild Pack camp somehow exploding*
Sweet: On second thought, maybe we shouldn’t go back home…
Bramblestar: Yes…maybe not…
Toklo: We don’t really have a home.
Bramblestar: Hold on…I’ve got an idea!
*lightbulb appears above his head*
Bramblestar: HOW ABOUT YOU LIVE WITH THE CLANS!!!!!
So, Toklo, Lusa, Kallik, Yakone, and Nanulak make a home slightly beyond the Clans’ territory, and the Wild Pack stays in the forest slightly beyond ThunderClan territory and they sometimes side with ThunderClan in battles against WindClan/ShadowClan/RiverClan/rogues/kittypets. Jayfeather eventually gets his precious stick back, although covered in dog slobber.
This is my first article, so I hope you like it!
I LOVED THIS! MAKE ANOTHER ONE! PLEASE! PRETTY PLEASE! PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP!
SURE!!! Glad you lliked!
omg XD. that is soo not Lucky’s personality. AND STORM SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN IT! WHERE IS STORM??? I LOVE STORM!!
I shall make a part 2 sometime…
That would be cool! But Toklo just wouldn’t. Loved the stick part!
Amazing
Well done
that was so funny i loved jayfeathers reaction to lucky trying to play with his stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah!!!
Is Molewhisker saying “Holey MOLEy” supposed to be a pun?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
i have a Warriors OC who looks like a dog but is a cat, and was raised by the survivor dogs. When he finds out he is a cat, the dogs want to come with him to Thunderclan. His name was Shibe but now its DogPaw. He’s kinda like the Avatar of the WC/SD world.
cool
i love the fact that Yakone is called “Mister aynoying”
GREAT article. Also, what would the Clans be? DogClan and BearClan? Lol