What happens in starclan when we arn’t looking by Kindheart

starclan

Kinddheart creates a script of what happens when we aren’t looking

hello blogclan! 🙂 this is just a sort of fun article i am not theorizing i am not doing any of that just plain ol fun it’s been way too long since i did this kind of articles!! 🙂 so lets begin

up in starclan…..
Greywing: oh turtletail i’m so glad we’re together again!
Turtletail: yeah me too! *purr*
*SUDDENLY there is a woosh sound*
Slate: woh how did i get here oh right i’m dead… *sees greywing* GREYWING!!!!!
Greywing: SLATE!!! your here! hwo are our kits? they are great warriors! i wish i was there for them.
Turtletail: Ahem
*greywing and Slate turn*
Greywing:heh heh Turtletail you know Slate.
*Slate and Turtletail glare at each other*
Greywing: Hey uh you guys are okay right? no hard feelings?
Slate: yeah sure.. my feelings arn’t hard just heavy dislike….
Greywing: hey now *is cut off by Turtletail
Turtletail: the feeling is mutual! He is MY mate. he needs a strong she-cat not one the couldn’t do anything after he died!
Slate: *hiss* well at least i wasn’t dumb enough to get killed by a monster!
Turtletail *gasp* TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU FOXHEART!!!!
Slate: NO WAY YOU PIECE OF FOX DUNG!!!!
Greywing: girls, girls please! try to be civilized *moves to side as the two she-cats roll on the ground in a ball of fury*
*greywing bangs head on a tree*
Huh well er um lets move on to another part of starclan ahem. here we go
Firestar: Sandstorm! finally we can be together
Sandstorm: Yes finally! i just wish i hadn’t died from jumping down a fence!
Firestar: yeah that was a very dumb yet hilarious way to die
Sandstorm: *death glares at Firestar*
Firestar is completely oblivious to the death glare
Firestar: What about that time that i saved you from almost falling off the cliff? man your face!!! ha ha ha you looked ridiculous but it doesn’t compare to the time…
*keeps talking about Sandstorm’s (funny) moments*
Sandstorm: *ear twiching tail twiching whole body twiching in rage.* HOW DARE YOU!!!!! *Firestar stops and looks up at her with fear* I SAVED YOU PLENTY OF TIMES AND THIS IS HOW YOU WELCOME ME TO STARCLAN!!! WHY I OUTA *runs at Firestar claws out grabs a tree branch in teeth and swings madly at him*
Firestar: AHHHHH HELP!!! *while running he continues screaming* SANDSTORM ON THE LOOSE SHE’S GONE MAD!!!! HALP!!!!!
uuuuuuuh lets keep going…..
in a peaceful clearing we see Moonflower sharing tounges with her brother Goosefeather…..
Moonflower: I’m sorry i wasn’t a better sister. now i understand how you knew things. why didn’t you tell me?
Goosefeather: I wanted too but the leader tolled me not too something about other cats not liking me because i was different in that way…”
Moonflower: you should have trusted me… i would never do that to you.
Goosefeather *gives her a stare that says “really? you think i believe that?”*
Moonflower: what?! i would!
Goosefeather: if you didn’t stand by me when you didn’t know what my problem was what makes you think you would if you knew?!
Moonflower: erm. yeah good point
Goosefeather* head fills with her and his siblings casting him out teasing him and clan bullying him* GRRR
Moonflower: Goosefeather are you okay?
Goosefeather: no i am not okay. you. you and my siblings my family cast me out! because i wasn’t like you!!!! do you now how hurt i was?! you think i didn’t know cats called me wierd and freaky behind my back!!! and then i heard it from my own family!!! saying it to my face!!!!. yet here you are expecting me to forgive you?! i don’t think so!!! *goes into a mad rage and chases Moonflower around destroying everything in his path*
Moonflower: Goosefeather i’m sorry i didn’t mean too! please i learned from my mistakes please forgive me!
Goosefeather *still chasing her* HAH!! YOUR JUST SAYING THAT TO SAVE YOURSELF!!! besides it’s too late for sorry..
lets keep on going IS THERE ANY SANITY LEFT IN STARCLAN!!!!!??????
you know what i’m done roll the ending before we get caught in this mess!!

So that was that! what did you guys think? ddid you like it? was it good? or am i still giving you brain damage? anyways until the next article Cyo! 😉

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Pantherpaw (Panther that Howls at Halloween Moon)
Pantherpaw (Panther that Howls at Halloween Moon)
October 6, 2016 2:03 pm

WHY CAN’T THIS BE IN THE BOOKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!


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Lion who howls on full moon (Lionpaw / Lionspirit)
Lion who howls on full moon (Lionpaw / Lionspirit)
October 6, 2016 3:41 pm

Lol!

Brighttail - Bright Tail Of Black Cat (Brightwing)
Brighttail - Bright Tail Of Black Cat (Brightwing)
October 6, 2016 5:04 pm

Great!

Owlheart
Owlheart
October 6, 2016 6:26 pm

Love it

Spookyflame
Spookyflame
October 6, 2016 8:17 pm

One day in the near future, this and canon will be the same thing..

Happy early Halloween XD

Funny article! 😀

The Blue Cloud that has never, ever done hallowe'en (Bluepaw, Bluemist)
The Blue Cloud that has never, ever done hallowe'en (Bluepaw, Bluemist)
October 6, 2016 9:03 pm

YAS

Embix
Embix
October 6, 2016 10:18 pm

Loving it, Kindheart!


Embix: writer, photographer

Sunlake
Sunlake
October 6, 2016 10:26 pm

Hilarious! Even though I haven’t read the Dawn of the Clans, I still can feel all the emotions boiling up. Same deal with the Goosefeather part. I especially liked the Sandstorm/Firestar part with the death glare. I haven’t read the newest series, so this was interesting. Good job!

Dark Howls Sending Shivers up your Spine
Dark Howls Sending Shivers up your Spine
October 7, 2016 1:43 am

XD XD XD XD XD I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snowpaw
Snowpaw
October 13, 2016 1:32 am

LOL!

Lilacpaw/frost - Li
Lilacpaw/frost - Li
July 13, 2018 12:30 am

Why can I see this happening


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