StarClan Decides: Dark Forest or StarClan? by Rosefur

Rosefur creates a StarClan panel exemplifying bias towards the judging of who goes to the Dark Forest. 

Bluestar: Are you guys ready to find out who made the StarClan afterlife judge panel?!?!
Spottedleaf: YEAH!
Cinderpelt: TOTES!
Lionheart: I’M SO READY!
Yellowfang: *Yawn*
Bluestar: Yellowfang and Spottedleaf will be joining me as StarClan judges!
Spottedleaf: HOORAY! YIPEEE THIS IS GREAT!
Yellowfang: I’m hungry.
Nightstar: Wait a minute… why are there only ThunderClan cats?
Bluestar: Oops.
**LATER**
Bluestar: First up, we have Ashfur. StarClan or Dark Forest?
Yellowfang: Totally StarClan. All he did was love too much. He
Spottedleaf: *Nods*
Bluestar: I agree. It’s not like he tried to kill any cats.STARCLAN IT IS!
Ashfur: Yippee!
Bluestar: NEXT!
*Brightflower walks up, and spots Yellowfang.*
Bluestar: *clears throat* Well, this is awkward…
Yellowfang: … DARK FOREST SHE’S EVIIILLLL
Spottedleaf: Well, you feel strongly. What exactly did she do?
Yellowfang: She called me a liar, and she said I was stupid!
Spottedleaf: You mean when Marigoldkit and Mintkit were killed by Brokenstar?
Yellowfang: Huh? No! I mean she called me a liar when I said I didn’t eat the crowfood!
Bluestar: When was this?
Yellowfang: *uses magic flashback StarClan powers*
**IN THE FLASHBACK**
Brightflower: “Nutkit! You know what I’ve told you about eating crow-food. You too, Yellowkit. How could you be so stupid?”
Yellowkit: “But I didn’t!”
Brightflower: “Eating crow-food is bad, and lying about it is even worse.”
**END OF FLASHBACK**
Bluestar: Well! This is a criminal offense!
*Spottedleaf and Yellowfang nod*
Brightflower: But I-
Bluestar: No buts! TO THE DARK FOREST!
Brightflower: *glares at Yellowfang*
Bluestar: NEXT!
*Lilywhisker walks up*
Bluestar: Hello there.
Lilywhisker: Hi! I’m Lilywhisker.
Yellowfang: What’s that on your back….?
Yellowfang: AHHH IT’S A TICK OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lilywhisker: … Well, I didn’t exactly have time to groom before I died.
Yellowfang: EWW GET AWAY FROM HERE
Spottedleaf: EWW
Bluestar: TO THE DARK FOREST!
*Lilywhisker dejectedly goes to the Dark Forest.*


I hope you enjoyed the article! XD This is an example of totally unfair StarClan judging. These cats were all canon, and really did go to the DF or StarClan. Lilywhisker was a completely normal elder, but she went to the Dark Forest. And Brightflower, all she did was get fooled by Brokenstar. Yet she still goes to the Dark Forest. And of course, while they’re in the Dark Forest, Ashfur’s chillin in StarClan.

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❤️🧇Waffles AKA Waffleheart🧇❤️
❤️🧇Waffles AKA Waffleheart🧇❤️
May 7, 2017 5:11 pm

What an awesome article! I was actually thinking of writing a similar one myself, but your sure was better. 😀 This is incredible. I love Lilywhisker’s judgement 😂 “Is that a tick? Ewww Dark Forest!”
I laughed out loud when Yellowfang mewed: “No, she called me a liar when she said I ate the crow-food!” 😂


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Darkkit
Darkkit
May 7, 2017 8:37 pm

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ARTICAL EVER XD XD XD XD

Sky
Sky
June 9, 2017 5:29 pm

This may be funny to read, but it’s real in warriors.
Guys. ASHFUR NEEDS TO GET HIS FURRY LITTLE *BEEP* INTO THE DARK FOREST.
Have any of you noticed how it’s true that ThunderClan basically owns StarClan?
Also, all Brightflower did was get manipulated. She was grieving so much that she would blame anyone. Plus, how would she know that Yellowfang had special powers?
Lilywhisker was just sad she got crippled. Wow, StarClan.
And Ashfur’s just chilling.

Golde
Golde
October 9, 2017 8:44 pm

wow. So true. I like to believe all the cats in the dark forest that don’t really deserve it gets like.. a second chance or something. I hope erin hunter changes them to starclan cats. I think Im starting to dislike erin hunter as a author. She favors one cat , and lets him into starclan , and then on the other hand , other cats that did nothing gets into the dark forest. They said they would give an explanation , but they never did.

♡ Moon (Moonbreeze) ♡
♡ Moon (Moonbreeze) ♡
December 17, 2017 9:47 pm

Love it. Hilarious. And very realistic.


take aim. draw back. ignite.

Stormberry
Stormberry
January 9, 2018 2:34 pm

Funny!!! 😂

Dodeca12
Dodeca12
August 2, 2018 3:35 am

I headcanon that lilywhisker was originally in Starclan, accidentally ventured into the Dark Forest, and was never able to get out.

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