Rosefur creates a StarClan panel exemplifying bias towards the judging of who goes to the Dark Forest.
Bluestar: Are you guys ready to find out who made the StarClan afterlife judge panel?!?!
Lionheart: I’M SO READY!
Bluestar: Yellowfang and Spottedleaf will be joining me as StarClan judges!
Spottedleaf: HOORAY! YIPEEE THIS IS GREAT!
Yellowfang: I’m hungry.
Nightstar: Wait a minute… why are there only ThunderClan cats?
Bluestar: First up, we have Ashfur. StarClan or Dark Forest?
Yellowfang: Totally StarClan. All he did was love too much. He
Bluestar: I agree. It’s not like he tried to kill any cats.STARCLAN IT IS!
*Brightflower walks up, and spots Yellowfang.*
Bluestar: *clears throat* Well, this is awkward…
Yellowfang: … DARK FOREST SHE’S EVIIILLLL
Spottedleaf: Well, you feel strongly. What exactly did she do?
Yellowfang: She called me a liar, and she said I was stupid!
Spottedleaf: You mean when Marigoldkit and Mintkit were killed by Brokenstar?
Yellowfang: Huh? No! I mean she called me a liar when I said I didn’t eat the crowfood!
Bluestar: When was this?
Yellowfang: *uses magic flashback StarClan powers*
**IN THE FLASHBACK**
Brightflower: “Nutkit! You know what I’ve told you about eating crow-food. You too, Yellowkit. How could you be so stupid?”
Yellowkit: “But I didn’t!”
Brightflower: “Eating crow-food is bad, and lying about it is even worse.”
**END OF FLASHBACK**
Bluestar: Well! This is a criminal offense!
*Spottedleaf and Yellowfang nod*
Brightflower: But I-
Bluestar: No buts! TO THE DARK FOREST!
Brightflower: *glares at Yellowfang*
*Lilywhisker walks up*
Bluestar: Hello there.
Lilywhisker: Hi! I’m Lilywhisker.
Yellowfang: What’s that on your back….?
Yellowfang: AHHH IT’S A TICK OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lilywhisker: … Well, I didn’t exactly have time to groom before I died.
Yellowfang: EWW GET AWAY FROM HERE
Bluestar: TO THE DARK FOREST!
*Lilywhisker dejectedly goes to the Dark Forest.*
I hope you enjoyed the article! XD This is an example of totally unfair StarClan judging. These cats were all canon, and really did go to the DF or StarClan. Lilywhisker was a completely normal elder, but she went to the Dark Forest. And Brightflower, all she did was get fooled by Brokenstar. Yet she still goes to the Dark Forest. And of course, while they’re in the Dark Forest, Ashfur’s chillin in StarClan.