Me and my brother rant about Scourge and Swiftpaw

Rosesong and Thornpelt discuss Scourge and Swiftpaw.

So yea… Hello peoples of the internet! So, this is Rosesong, and my first article. (bout time you made an article!) SHUSH UP *not typo* THORNPELT! Anyways… So I am writing this with my brother. If it’s in perenthiseies then that is Thornpelt speaking (you can’t spell) THEY KNOW WHAT I MEAN! Thornpelt is new to blogclan so please give a warm welcome to him! *THROWS CONFFETTI* (*is unicorn*) Why are you a unicorn? (nobody believes in me) Very accurate. So yeaaaa…. What even is the title? Oh yea, we are way off topic. Anyways, Thornpelt is my real life brother, and he appears in my fanfic as Thornkit. (Way to spoil warrior names Rosesong.) QUIET! Anyways… Let’s actually get into the article XD. (What do you mean? We came to be insane and show off your stupidness) Heh heh… heh heh heh… QUIET! Anyway… So, people will hate me so much for ranting on these cats x3. Way to make a good first impression, Thornpelt! (Actually you made me do this, all I wanted to do is live my blogclan life stalking you in secret but you made me do this article) DON’T LISTEN TO HIM x3. Anyway… ON TOPIC FOR TEH 40th TIME!  (totally didn’t take us three hours to find that) so….
Scourge is first.

1. Scourge
So, hate me. Hate Thornpelt, do what you want. But honestly, Scourge is stupid. (For once I agree, I mean, people say it wasn’t his fault he was evil, BUT IT IS HIS PHYSICAL BODY DOING IT!!!!! HE IS NOT BEING CONTROLED, HE DID IT!!!!!!) EXACTLY! (You can see our similarities.) Yea, we are so similar that in real life people ask if we’re twins XD. (WHAT!?) Yes, they ask me all the time. (Wow.) Anyway… Back on the Scourge topic. He is evil, and no excuses. Are we good? Good. Summed up, no more words.

2. Swiftpaw
(We have to talk about THIS brat?) Yes, Thornpelt. *sigh* Sorry. (Let’s get this over with before the haters spam us with death threats and kill our mother) Good plan. So… *YOU AND THORNPELT ARE STUPID I AM GONNA KILL YOU!* (*sets off bomb*) THANK YOU, NOW STAY ON TOPIC PLS!
So… Swiftpaw is a brat. He decided “I AM GONNA FIGHT DOGS LIKE SCOURGE!” But… No. Honestly, when he died, I was like “YESSS THE BRAT IS GONE!” That’s right, I said it, hate me. So yea. end of story. (agreed.)

Enjoy our off topic article…. K bye.

  28 Replies to “Me and my brother rant about Scourge and Swiftpaw”

  1. Softbreeze
    February 27, 2017 at 10:11 am

    Swiftpaw behaved the way most young kids would have in his situation. His leader, who had been completely out of it for moons, was untrusting of her entire Clan and wouldn’t even make the apprentices into warriors. Swiftpaw inwardly blamed himself for this, thinking Bluestar didn’t think he was good enough to be a warrior, and decided he needed to go out and prove himself to Bluestar so he faced the dogs with only Brightpaw by his side in order to prove that he could take care of his Clan. Headstrong and naive yes, just like most kids, but entirely good intentioned and in no way a “brat”.

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  2. Softbreeze
    February 27, 2017 at 10:18 am

    As for Scourge, he may be responsible for his own actions, but he was very misguided as a kit. Being constantly bullied by his own siblings and even assaulted will do that to anyone, and on a young and extremely impressionable child the consequences are even more severe. He harbored many negative feelings and emotions that ate away at him and he had no one close to him confide in because he left his family behind. In fact, after he left his mother he had no real close relationships with anyone, as BloodClan cats were merely comrades, not friends. Scourge had no real relationships throughout his life, thus no one to tell him what was right and what was wrong. He knew only the negative and hateful emotions he had and violence was his only outlet.

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  3. July 14, 2017 at 6:15 am

    Nice article.
    But I can sympathize with Scourge, though.


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  4. ebh11
    February 8, 2018 at 9:43 pm

    I can’t believe you think Scrouge is stupid!!! *random person holds me down*


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