A strange diversions today.
OOOOOOOOOOOne day, Twigpaw approaches Alderpaw with a question almost everyone knows the answer toOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Twigpaw: Hey Alderheart, whats 2 + 2?
Alderheart:* busy sorting herbs barely hears her* 3
Twigpaw: oh okay! Thanks *walks over to the other apprentices* guess what guys? 2 + 2 = 3!
*tree falls onto the camp*
Leafpaw: sorry Twigpaw couldn’t hear you over cats screaming starclan help us and get them to the med den say it again please, pretty please?
*fallen tree lights on fire*
Larkpaw: sorry Twigpaw I couldn’t hear you over cats crying we’re all gonna die. sorry what did you say say it again.
Twigpaw: 2+2=3 ! 2+2=3!
*giant flock of birds come and poop on everything except the fallen tree that is still on fire*
Honeypaw: oh dear i am so sorrry Twigpaw, I am really really really sorry. I just couldn’t hear you over the sound of everyone yelling ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew disgusting and why didn’t those birds poop on the tree to put the fire out. So can you say that again please?
Larkpaw: it stinks! Ew it stinks!
Leafpaw: yeah he’s right it does stink ew this disgusting!
Larkpaw: somebody farted P u! Somebody farted, it’s you! *ends up pointing at Leafpaw* Hehehe you farted!
Leafpaw: I most certainly did NOT! *starts wrestling with Larkpaw*
Twigpaw: STOP! Don’t you wanna hear what I said?
Honeypaw: well what did you say?
Twigpaw: well then you better listen closely because cats are screaming and crying and being miserable. So lean in to hear me kay?
*Leafpaw, Larkpaw, and Honeypaw nod and lean in close*
Twigpaw: *backs up a step.* okay that was a little too close. But I think it’s fine now. So what I was trying to tell you guys is TWO PLUS TWO EQUALS– *gets cut of by Jayfeather*
Jayfeather: FOUR! TWO PLUS TWO EQUALS FOUR!
*the flaming, fallen tree and the bird poop disappears and everyone who got hurt is fine now*
Jayfeather: phewf! I was beginning to think it wouldn’t work.
Twigpaw: what happened?
Jayfeather: well, you see, two plus two must always equal four or else something bad could happen. Who told you that two plus two equaled… Ya know?
Jayfeather: *shakes his head* stupid cat. Should’ve waited a bit until he became a full med cat.
Twigpaw: so what you are saying is… THIS IS ALL ALDERHEART’S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!
*everybody glares at Alderheart*
Alderheart: hahaha…Wha-what’s she talking about?
LESSON OF THE DAY= Two plus two must always equal four or else something bad could happen…
Thanks for listening to todays adventure with ThunderClan. Post in the comments if you think I should do a different clan now, and which clan I should do.
Until next time..