I analyze stuff I want to taco bout by Softpaw

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Softpaw analyzes some of the scenes in Warriors.

So first I want to discuss Mapleshade. I’m okay with her but I feel as if it was mean to swear (wait why did it try and autocorrect to “yo swear”) revenge on Thunderclan and on How is a dusk of apples possible. I don’t blame her for the murders but Oakstar did break the warrior code worse than Mapleshade by kicking out the kits. I mean, if you found out this guy from a country you don’t like fathered your friends kits you don’t kick them out right? Warriors those days…

Next topic! Well I just wanted to say that I was rereading the prequel series and in the huge battle my eyes welled with tears but then they evaporated. It was touching how we finally got to understand Clear Sky and all the deaths.

Another topic! Who’s the real bad guy? Let’s start with the earliest and not include Dawn Of The Clans. Mapleshade was Oakstar, Frecklewish and Appledusk. Thistleclaw was his own fault, nobody really dramatically effected his life. Brokenstar. I don’t like blaming Yellowfang or Lizardtail because you might say it was their fault but you just have to look at Crookedstar and you realize oh wait, Brokenstar’s his own fault. And skipping ahead, Breezepelt wasn’t anyone’s fault either. Tigerstar was Thistleclaw, Sol is dumb and I hate him. If you’ve seen him holding KITS hostage I bet you’ll agree with me. Hawkfrost was Tigerstar and Tigerstar was Thistleclaw. The dark forest was kind of the Warriors own fault which Rock emphasized rather strongly. I have no idea about that rogue clan bot I do have some analyzing to do on Skyclan.

And that brings us to our last topic. The Erin’s are orchestrating the latest series beautifully and we all have vague suspicions that Hawkwings kits are Violetpaw and Sparkpaw and that Alderheart will at least help Skyclan in medicinery. Now I must kill autocorrect.

And that’s all for tonight folks. Goodbye. 👋

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lazy unsigned stoatkit
lazy unsigned stoatkit
May 14, 2017 12:09 am

This is interesting! I liked the title and image 😛

Shadow of Shiny Purple iPhone
Shadow of Shiny Purple iPhone
May 14, 2017 4:10 am

Woah! I never knew that Violetpaw and Sparkpaw were siblings (I know it was a typo! Don’t worry, we all make mistakes)!
Great article!

Jadepelt
Jadepelt
May 14, 2017 5:42 am

But I like auto correct about 87% of the time

Brightwing - Bright Wing Of Mountain Bluebird (Brightwolf)
Brightwing - Bright Wing Of Mountain Bluebird (Brightwolf)
May 14, 2017 7:58 am

Cool opinions Softpaw! I guess each evil cat has it’s own reasons for turning evil, but some just deal with situations worse than others (I’m talking about the Crookedstar and Brokenstar thing again). That taco is sooooooo cute! 🙂

Brightwing - Bright Wing Of Mountain Bluebird (Brightwolf)
Brightwing - Bright Wing Of Mountain Bluebird (Brightwolf)
May 14, 2017 8:02 am

OK, I’ve just realized something VERY weird. I commented at 7:58 am, so it says on mine ‘at 7:58 am’. So how come Stoatkit’s comment was moderated and shown before mine – but it says ’12:09 am’ ??! Because firstly, anytime after 12 I’m pretty sure is a pm, and also how can a comment be done 4 hours into the future? Stoatkit, do you have a time machine??!!!! I don’t get it.

the ghost of an inactive stoatpaw
the ghost of an inactive stoatpaw
May 14, 2017 2:10 pm

I think it’s GMT time for the Blog. I’m not sure. And no, as much as I’d like one, I don’t own a time machine.


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Mobile Galaxy J5 2016 Rainy
Mobile Galaxy J5 2016 Rainy
May 14, 2017 2:14 pm

British Summer Time 🙂 GMT/UTC 01:00

Hazel
Hazel
May 14, 2017 2:20 pm

The best time!


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Hazel
Hazel
May 14, 2017 2:15 pm

I’m not sure how to give a proper answer to this, I don’t totally understand either.

However, I can at the very least say that 12:00-12:59am is still AM, coming after 1-11am. 12:00-12:59pm is the one that comes at midnight. The phrasing is correct.

However, I’m not sure what to say about this! Maybe it’s a comment from the day before that’s only just been moderated? Or, as Stoatkit suggests, it might be the different time zones confusing the blog clock.


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Mobile Galaxy J5 2016 Rainy
Mobile Galaxy J5 2016 Rainy
May 14, 2017 2:19 pm

Stoaty posted that comment 9 minutes after midnight on the 13th, at the time zone GMT 01:00
You posted yours at 8 hours and 2 minutes after midnight on the same day at the same time zone 🙂
Does that make sense?

Fallenshadows
Fallenshadows
May 14, 2017 12:23 pm

Great article! 😀

Death to auto-correct. >:(


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Mint and Feathers Scattered Amid Autumn Leaves/Mint in Cranberry Sauce/Mintpaw(feather)
Mint and Feathers Scattered Amid Autumn Leaves/Mint in Cranberry Sauce/Mintpaw(feather)
May 14, 2017 12:49 pm

Nice article!


When in thorns, look for roses

Softpeep (Softpaw)
Softpeep (Softpaw)
May 14, 2017 1:55 pm

Lol. I wrote this last year. I may have a similar one coming out. Sometime.

Softpeep (Softpaw)
Softpeep (Softpaw)
May 14, 2017 2:06 pm

Mod I have caught you speeding! (Unless you’re Jayie. Then it’s fine)

Mobile Galaxy J5 2016 Rainy
Mobile Galaxy J5 2016 Rainy
May 14, 2017 2:15 pm

You caught Josh.

DOUBLE TICKETS TO YOU SIR

Flamepaw who is too lazy to log in
Flamepaw who is too lazy to log in
May 14, 2017 2:36 pm

Nice article!

Omg time zones are so confusing on this website. I’m gonna post this and it’s gonna say something like 1:00 pm. It’s 6:35 am

Flamepaw who is too lazy to log in
Flamepaw who is too lazy to log in
May 14, 2017 2:36 pm

No it’s says 2:36 pm because it 6:36 am

Embers of an Autumn Dawn (Emberdawn)
Embers of an Autumn Dawn (Emberdawn)
May 14, 2017 5:32 pm

Nice article, Softpaw!


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Flamepaw(who is eating pirate's booty)
Flamepaw(who is eating pirate's booty)
May 14, 2017 10:40 pm

I like the “taco” pun. Very fun.

Wren that Flies with Feathers(Wrenkit\feather)
Wren that Flies with Feathers(Wrenkit\feather)
January 28, 2018 10:31 pm

Well I would blame…..death and grieving for making Thistleclaw evil. Same with Mapleshade. Lizard stripe(or whatever her name is) for Brokenstar. And the same thing you said with the other ones.

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