What If The Warriors Played Pokemon Go by Foxpaw

Foxpaw theorizes what warriors would do if they discovered Pokemon Go.

Bluestar: Cats of StarClan I shall tell you of this new thing called Pokemon Go.

Firestar: Who showed you this?

Bluestar: The Dark Forest.

Firestar: Aren’t they gone for good.

Bluestar: Oh, they’re good now.

Oakheart: The clans just fought against the Dark Forest and now we are going to be fri—

Tigerstar: Download the app now. There is a Raichu near the border.

Hawkfrost: I got Pikachu as my starter.

*After all the cats download the app*

Bluestar: Charmander as my starter. *Summons all the living cats to StarClan*

Flametail: *To Tawnypelt and Rowanstar* Was I named after Charmander?

Tawnypelt: Hmm. Maybe

Rowanstar: Yep

Flametail: So the real reason I died was because the flame on my tail went out.

Breezepelt: This is priceless

Firestar: We decided to create three clans based on our starters. So there is CharmanderClan, SquirtleClan, and BulbasaurClan.

Hawkfrost: Buuut what about PikachuClan

Bluestar: Cats of StarClan I shall tell you of this new thing called Pokemon Go.

Firestar: Who showed you this?

Bluestar: The Dark Forest.

Firestar: Aren’t they gone for good.

Bluestar: Oh, they’re good now.

Oakheart: The clans just fought against the Dark Forest and now we are going to be fri—

Tigerstar: Download the app now. There is a Raichu near the border.

Hawkfrost: I got Pikachu as my starta.

*After all the cats download the app*

Bluestar: Charmander as my starter. *Summons all the living cats to StarClan*

Flametail: *To Tawnypelt and Rowanstar* Was I named after Charmander?

Tawnypelt: Hmm. Maybe

Rowanstar: Yep

Flametail: So the real reason I died was because the flame on my tail went out.

Breezepelt: This is priceless

Firestar: We decided to create three clans based on our starters. So there is CharmanderClan, SquirtleClan, and BulbasaurClan.

Hawkfrost: Buuut what about PikachuClan

Tigerstar: Charmander use flame thrower on pikachu.

Hawkfrost: Pikachu I chose you. Thunderbolt.

Firestar: …

Dovewing: OMG I ran out of pokeballs

Ivypool: Me too

Lionblaze: Save our poor soul

Hollyleaf: Is this part of the warrior code?

Jayfeather: Dunno what is each going on?

Firestar: Go back to your new clan. The gathering will be soon. Just pick your leader. Wait everyone is a leader.