If Cats Found Google Image Search by Rainpaw

Rainpaw imagines how some of our favorite characters would react if they found the internet. 

*Reporter Music of Awesomeness* “Hello and welcome back to Warriors~ Secrets Revealed. I’m Mary,” “And I’m Gary,” “And today Rainpaw has a very special comedy for us to read.” “Other than that, theories are flying around about the two seemingly prophecies cats. Dovewing is falling for Tigerheart AGAIN, and Needletail is going through a teenage crisis.” “But we’ll hand it over to Rainpaw now.” *Mary glares at Gary*
OK. Thx M&G? Anyways, I wanted to let you know before we start that cats can read and write in this comedy and that I owe the idea to whoever did a computer one before me. Sorry, I have a terrible memory, so I don’t know exactly who it was. Let’s just get right in!

*Twigpaw runs into camp*
Twig~ Bramblestar, Bramblestar!! Great news!
Bramble~ Yes?
Twig~ It’s another one of those two leg thingies that revealed to us that Jayfeather is dating a dead cat!
Bramble~ Ah, yes. I cannot wait to see what it shall show us this time!
*Jayfeather runs in and hits Twigpaw on the head with a stick*
Jay~ OMG TWIGPAW, YOU HAD TO BRING HER UP!!!
Twig~ Yup! As the main character, it is my job to annoy the grumpy medicine cat as much as possible
*Alderheart runs after Jayfeather*
Alder~ Y’know, she’s got a point.
Jay~ YOU’RE HER ADOPTIVE FATHER! BE MORE DISAPLINIC!
Alder~ Is that even a word?
Jay~ IT IS NOW!
*Jayfeather hulk smashes a stick and runs off.*
*Bramblestar watches the entire thing and doesn’t question Jayfeather’s ability to be a good medicine cat.*
Bramble~ Ok. Let’s go. CLANMATES! TWIGPAW IS GOING TO BRING US TO ANOTHER TWOLEG THINGY!!
*cheers from the clan*
*Twigpaw runs out of camp and everyone follows except for Squirrelflight, Lionblaze, Jayfeather and Leafpool*
Lion~ Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope.
Squirrel~ Uh yea, I’m with you Lionblaze.
Jay~ ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………yea.
Leaf~ *quietly slinks into medicine den*
*Meanwhile…..*
Bramble~ Rownstar! someone as great as my sisters mate knows how to use this, right?
Rowan~ Nope.
Twig~ WAAAATTTTT?????
*Tawnypelt comes to stand next to Rowanstar*
Tawny~ Nope. Never seen one before.
Twig~ B-But, I knew how to use this by the time I was an apprentice!
Bramble~ Well then, let’s see whats on here this time.
*Opens laptop*
Alder~ Google Image Search?
Rowan~ What’s Google? And whats an “Image Search”?
Berrynose~ *Walks up*
Berry~ *Types in “Honeyfern*
Berry~ …… *eyes tear up*
Poppyfrost~ …….
Poppy~ *blinks sadly*
Berry~ *Starts wailing*
Everyone else~ *looks around awkwardly*
*Honeyfern randomly pops out of nowhere*
Honey~ BUT I THOUGHT I WAS DEAD!!??!!
Weird voice~
Honey~ Oh.
Honey~ BERRYNOSE!!!!!
*Berrynose and Honeyfern skip off into the sunset*
Bramble~ Okeeee then. I’m just gonna…..
*Searches BramblexSquirrel*
Bramble~ SO MANY SHIPPERS I’VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY!!!!!!
Alder~…..
Spark~…..
Together~ WE’RE YOUR KITS!! OF COURSE PEOPLE SHIP YOU AND OUR MOTHER!!!!
Bramble~…………..
Bramble~ Well, uh, I think I heard someone calling me! I’m just gonna-
Bramble~ *Slips away*
Twig~ My turn!
*Cinderheart very convienently drags Lionblaze and Jayfeather over*
Twig~ *Searches Jayfeather and Half Moon*
Jay~ OH COME ON TWIGPAW!!!
Jay~ *Looks at pictures*
Jay~ *Glares at Twigpaw*
Twig~ *Smile mischievously*
Jay~ *Jump attacks her*
*Violetpaw runs out of bushes*
Violet~ NYEEEEHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jump attacks Jayfeather*
Bramble~ It’s getting dark. Let’s head back to camp
*Everyone goes back*
*Dovewing sneaks back out*
Dove~*Searches “Who should Dovewing’s mate be?”*
Dove~ Finds out half the internet ships her with Bumblestripe*
Dove~ *Finds out the other half ships her with Tigerheart*
Dove~ OMG YOU STUPID TWOLEGS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME!!!!
*Honeyfern and Berrynose come back*
Honey~ …
Berry~ …
Honey~ StarClan ships you and Bumblestripe.
Berry~ ….. Bai Honeyfern.
*Honeyfern disappears and Berrynose runs off*
THE END

Well, I hope you enjoyed this article, and see y’all next time! Bai!!
*Reporter Music of Awesomeness*

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Mossball who is too lazy to log in
Mossball who is too lazy to log in
June 6, 2017 12:14 am

Hahahthats so good XD

Mint and Feathers Scattered Amid Autumn Leaves/Mint in Cranberry Sauce/Mintpaw(feather)
Mint and Feathers Scattered Amid Autumn Leaves/Mint in Cranberry Sauce/Mintpaw(feather)
June 6, 2017 1:24 am

this is beauty

this is art

this is blogclan


When in thorns, look for roses

Duskblaze
Duskblaze
June 6, 2017 1:45 am

XD This is AMAZING!


~Even Dusk Will Fade

Echopaw(Echostream)who is very obsessed with Hamilton
Echopaw(Echostream)who is very obsessed with Hamilton
June 6, 2017 1:51 am

yes yes yessss

Mistpaw (Mistpool)
Mistpaw (Mistpool)
June 6, 2017 4:43 am

YES
(Do you mind if I do like, the exact same thing? Labeled under fanfiction?)


Live your life to the fullest

Rainpaw who is Obsessed with Hamilton (and Lams)
Rainpaw who is Obsessed with Hamilton (and Lams)
June 18, 2017 1:03 pm

Haha! Not at all! Go right ahead, I won’t stop ya. 😀

Willowy-Willyow (Willowpaw/step)
Willowy-Willyow (Willowpaw/step)
June 6, 2017 5:21 am

Funny! 😀

Darkpaw(Ivy)
Darkpaw(Ivy)
June 6, 2017 1:33 pm

I love it!!!

Sleet That Falls On Frozen Flower (Sleetfall the Yellow Eraser)
Sleet That Falls On Frozen Flower (Sleetfall the Yellow Eraser)
June 6, 2017 2:48 pm

But cat’s can’t read.

Mistpaw (Mistpool)
Mistpaw (Mistpool)
June 6, 2017 3:23 pm

THEY CAN NOW


Live your life to the fullest

Sleet That Falls On Frozen Flower (Sleetfall the Yellow Eraser)
Sleet That Falls On Frozen Flower (Sleetfall the Yellow Eraser)
June 6, 2017 6:17 pm

And I thought the computer’d have a password. I don’t know, maybe it’s like Apple’s new thumbprint unlock thing.

Jadepelt
Jadepelt
June 6, 2017 8:55 pm

The Dovewing shipping war is so true

Chocolatepaw (Chocolatestorm) (Yummy Chocolate that is Eaten During Raging Storm) (Chocolate Storm)
Chocolatepaw (Chocolatestorm) (Yummy Chocolate that is Eaten During Raging Storm) (Chocolate Storm)
June 6, 2017 11:33 pm

Amazing!


🍫Chocolate is LIFE!🍫

Shadeleaf
Shadeleaf
April 24, 2020 5:11 pm

Hi I love your name


No shadow you won't light up ✝

Sapphie (Sapphireheart)
Sapphie (Sapphireheart)
June 6, 2017 11:57 pm

This was great 😂


A wild Sapphie has appeared

Skyeyes
Skyeyes
August 9, 2017 6:13 am

Why do I feel like this is accurate


Light of Falling Star (Lightfall)
Light of Falling Star (Lightfall)
July 24, 2018 1:57 am
Reply to  Skyeyes

It is ^^

Moona (Moonpaw/leap)
Moona (Moonpaw/leap)
November 27, 2019 11:14 pm

I wonder what would happen if Leafpool found out about Jayfeather’s ded girlfriend Half Moon? *types article*


Tell them Naegi

Embers of an Autumn Dawn (Emberdawn)
Embers of an Autumn Dawn (Emberdawn)
November 28, 2019 12:22 am

Hmm… I don’t know! But it can’t be formatted like this one is; this one is a skit, where it’s a dialogue between characters ^^ We don’t allow skits as accepted articles anymore, since they’re more suited for the Tavern!


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