Warriors Gathering Part 1 by Rabbitkit

Rabbitkit shares a funny skit about a Gathering in Warriors.

Artist unknown (Source: Family of Warrior Cats Wiki)

-on TV-
Rabbitkit: Hello, I am Rabbitkit, and I will be showing you the gathering at the gathering island, live!
*Camera turns to the gathering*
Bramblestar: Who would like to start?
Onestar: *grumbles* Why don’t you start, Bramblestar?
Bramblestar: *shrugs* okay.
Bramblestar: Thunderclan is well, we have three new warriors, Larksong, Leafshade, and Honeyfur!
Everyone: Larksong! Leafshade! Honeyfur!
Bramblestar: We are currently hosting Rowanstar, Tigerheart, and Tawnypelt.
Tigerheart: *mutters* As if everybody doesn’t already know that.
Bramblestar: *steps back*
Mistystar: Riverclan is well, hunting is well…
Bramblestar: WAIT!
Mistystar: *annoyed* what now?
Bramblestar: I forgot to mention, Jayfeather is now the proud husband of Stick.
Everyone: Congratulations, Jayfeather and Stick!
Twigpaw: Wait, isn’t Jayfeather not supposed to have a mate?
-Up In Starclan-
Half Moon: I will murder Stick.
Fallen Leaves: *sighs* I’m sure you will.
Hollyleaf: Why does Half Moon want to murder Stick?
Half Moon: *glares at Hollyleaf*
-Back at the gathering-
Jayfeather and Stick: Thank you 😀
Mistystar: All right, then. As I was saying, Riverclan is well. *steps back*
Onestar: Okay, first of all, I am awesome and Windclan is awesome and Shadowclan are cowards.
Rowanstar: What!!??
-Up in Starclan-
Blackstar: He can’t be serious?
Ashfoot: I hope he isn’t.
-Back at the Gathering-
Onestar: *Ignores Rowanstar* Windclan is thriving, Furzepelt was killed by Darktail, but we are as strong as ever. *steps back*
Rowanstar: Okay, me, Tigerheart and Tawnypelt are doing great. We thank Thunderclan for sheltering us. We have lost our clan to Darktail, but all is well. *steps back*
-Up In Starclan-
Crowfrost: Oh dear…
Mosskit: Can I send a sign to make all of Shadowclan go back to Rowanstar?
Snowfur: No.
Mosskit: Awww…
Pikepaw: Maybe later?
Primrosepaw: Maybe we can send all the fish to Riverclan’s river!
Whitestorm: Shush!
-Back at the Gathering-
Jayfeather: Brambl estar! You forgot something again!
Mistystar, Rowanstar and Onestar: *turn to Bramblestar*
Bramblestar: *sighs* what was it?
Jayfeather: Alderheart is now a full medicine cat.
Bramblestar: Oh…
Alderheart: *Glares at his father*
Everyone: Alderheart! Alderheart! Alderheart!
-Up In Starclan-
Yellowfang: Why did we choose him again?
Featherwhisker: Umm…because of his memory and skill?
Yellowfang: *huffs* he is too scared of everything.
Ashfur: *glares at Yellowfang despite his hate for Squirrelflight and her kits*
Brambleberry: Oh, come on! He’s doing great!
Littlecloud: I am worried for Shadowclan…
Mudfur: Of course you are!
-At the gathering-
Onestar: Well, that just about sums this gathering up. Windclan, we are leaving!
Windclan: *leaves*
Rowanstar: *waits for them to leave and pulls out big speaker*
Mistystar: Where did you get that?
Bramblestar: *pulls out ipod and puts on ‘Happy’*
Sparkpelt: Windclan are not going to be happy campers…
Everyone: dances for hours
-At Windclan Camp-
Harespring: I feel like I am missing something…
Brindlepaw: Yah, me too.
-Up In Starclan-
Kinkfur: YAH WINDCLAN THATS WHAT YOU GET
Crowfrost: Go Bramblestar and Rowanstar! Brilliant!
Flintfang: Get Rehkt son!
Ashfoot: Uhh…
*Camera turns back to Rabbitkit*
Rabbitkit: And that’s all for now, folks! Stay tuned for some fun facts about warrior cats!
*Camera plays fun facts*
Here is the line of warriors leaders from what I remember!
Thunderclan:
Doestar
Pinestar
Bluestar
Firestar
Bramblestar

Riverclan:
Hailstar
Crookedstar
Leopardstar
Mistystar

Shadowclan: (There are some gaps)
Cedarstar
Raggedstar
Brokenstar
GAP
Tigerstar
Blackstar
Rowanstar

Windclan:
Heatherstar
Tallstar
Onestar
(Why is it so short? Did I forget something?)

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Sleetfall The Yellow Eraser
Sleetfall The Yellow Eraser
June 7, 2017 12:48 am

You forgot Harestar. Ok.. Onestar = Darktail as Firestar = Tigerstar. Is that a spoiler? 🙁

Mistpaw (Mistpool)
Mistpaw (Mistpool)
June 7, 2017 2:43 am

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Sleet That Falls On Frozen Flower (Sleetfall the Yellow Eraser)
Sleet That Falls On Frozen Flower (Sleetfall the Yellow Eraser)
June 7, 2017 1:37 pm

Like the analogy? And my friend just started reading Into The Wild and I spoiled all the series for her. And she freaked out when I told how Sandstorm died.s

Mistpaw (Mistpool)
Mistpaw (Mistpool)
June 7, 2017 2:58 pm

Oh, I got my brother reading Warriors and a kid in my class is reading it. Yippee! I am only worried about my brother, look:
He reads Dawn of the clans first, so unfortunately he’s like “Is that Clear Sky?” On every cover, boi. Then he reads, like, 3 books of the new prophecy and now he’s jumping from fading echoes to Hawkwings journey to tales of the clans to Bramblestar’s storm to the sight and so on. The worst part?
He doesn’t understand it’s a SERIES and he just doesn’t get that it’s all supposed to be CONNECTED in a certain way.


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Sleet That Falls On Frozen Flower (Sleetfall the Yellow Eraser)
Sleet That Falls On Frozen Flower (Sleetfall the Yellow Eraser)
June 7, 2017 4:43 pm

Oh, that was me 8 months ago. 😛

Mistpaw (Mistpool)
Mistpaw (Mistpool)
June 7, 2017 2:43 am

Ayy it’s mee! Yes, I was once Rabbitkit. Nice to see my article published! Thanks!


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Lightingpaw/strike/star
Lightingpaw/strike/star
June 7, 2017 3:14 am

Cool

Kindheart
Kindheart
June 7, 2017 5:27 am

this is amazing!!! great job

Mistpaw (Mistpool)
Mistpaw (Mistpool)
June 7, 2017 2:39 pm
Reply to  Kindheart

Thanks!


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Darkpaw(Ivy) Who is Too Lazy to Sign in
Darkpaw(Ivy) Who is Too Lazy to Sign in
June 7, 2017 3:18 pm

Haha this is amazing!!

Mistpaw (Mistpool)
Mistpaw (Mistpool)
June 7, 2017 10:37 pm

Thank you!


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Icepaw Who Is On Vacation In The UK
Icepaw Who Is On Vacation In The UK
June 8, 2017 10:42 pm

Hilarious!
You forgot Sunstar

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