Warriors Gathering Part 1 by Rabbitkit

Rabbitkit shares a funny skit about a Gathering in Warriors.

Artist unknown (Source: Family of Warrior Cats Wiki)

-on TV-
Rabbitkit: Hello, I am Rabbitkit, and I will be showing you the gathering at the gathering island, live!
*Camera turns to the gathering*
Bramblestar: Who would like to start?
Onestar: *grumbles* Why don’t you start, Bramblestar?
Bramblestar: *shrugs* okay.
Bramblestar: Thunderclan is well, we have three new warriors, Larksong, Leafshade, and Honeyfur!
Everyone: Larksong! Leafshade! Honeyfur!
Bramblestar: We are currently hosting Rowanstar, Tigerheart, and Tawnypelt.
Tigerheart: *mutters* As if everybody doesn’t already know that.
Bramblestar: *steps back*
Mistystar: Riverclan is well, hunting is well…
Bramblestar: WAIT!
Mistystar: *annoyed* what now?
Bramblestar: I forgot to mention, Jayfeather is now the proud husband of Stick.
Everyone: Congratulations, Jayfeather and Stick!
Twigpaw: Wait, isn’t Jayfeather not supposed to have a mate?
-Up In Starclan-
Half Moon: I will murder Stick.
Fallen Leaves: *sighs* I’m sure you will.
Hollyleaf: Why does Half Moon want to murder Stick?
Half Moon: *glares at Hollyleaf*
-Back at the gathering-
Jayfeather and Stick: Thank you 😀
Mistystar: All right, then. As I was saying, Riverclan is well. *steps back*
Onestar: Okay, first of all, I am awesome and Windclan is awesome and Shadowclan are cowards.
Rowanstar: What!!??
-Up in Starclan-
Blackstar: He can’t be serious?
Ashfoot: I hope he isn’t.
-Back at the Gathering-
Onestar: *Ignores Rowanstar* Windclan is thriving, Furzepelt was killed by Darktail, but we are as strong as ever. *steps back*
Rowanstar: Okay, me, Tigerheart and Tawnypelt are doing great. We thank Thunderclan for sheltering us. We have lost our clan to Darktail, but all is well. *steps back*
-Up In Starclan-
Crowfrost: Oh dear…
Mosskit: Can I send a sign to make all of Shadowclan go back to Rowanstar?
Snowfur: No.
Mosskit: Awww…
Pikepaw: Maybe later?
Primrosepaw: Maybe we can send all the fish to Riverclan’s river!
Whitestorm: Shush!
-Back at the Gathering-
Jayfeather: Brambl estar! You forgot something again!
Mistystar, Rowanstar and Onestar: *turn to Bramblestar*
Bramblestar: *sighs* what was it?
Jayfeather: Alderheart is now a full medicine cat.
Bramblestar: Oh…
Alderheart: *Glares at his father*
Everyone: Alderheart! Alderheart! Alderheart!
-Up In Starclan-
Yellowfang: Why did we choose him again?
Featherwhisker: Umm…because of his memory and skill?
Yellowfang: *huffs* he is too scared of everything.
Ashfur: *glares at Yellowfang despite his hate for Squirrelflight and her kits*
Brambleberry: Oh, come on! He’s doing great!
Littlecloud: I am worried for Shadowclan…
Mudfur: Of course you are!
-At the gathering-
Onestar: Well, that just about sums this gathering up. Windclan, we are leaving!
Windclan: *leaves*
Rowanstar: *waits for them to leave and pulls out big speaker*
Mistystar: Where did you get that?
Bramblestar: *pulls out ipod and puts on ‘Happy’*
Sparkpelt: Windclan are not going to be happy campers…
Everyone: dances for hours
-At Windclan Camp-
Harespring: I feel like I am missing something…
Brindlepaw: Yah, me too.
-Up In Starclan-
Kinkfur: YAH WINDCLAN THATS WHAT YOU GET
Crowfrost: Go Bramblestar and Rowanstar! Brilliant!
Flintfang: Get Rehkt son!
Ashfoot: Uhh…
*Camera turns back to Rabbitkit*
Rabbitkit: And that’s all for now, folks! Stay tuned for some fun facts about warrior cats!
*Camera plays fun facts*
Here is the line of warriors leaders from what I remember!
Thunderclan:
Doestar
Pinestar
Bluestar
Firestar
Bramblestar