Darkkit shares a skit they wrote about the cats who died during the Great Battle.
Bramblestar: Squirrelflight you do the patrols I wanna watch some TV
Squirrelflight: Okey dokey
Bramblestar: *goes into den* *turns on TV*
Firestar: I’m Firestar! Welcome to StarClan Judges, Live!
Spottedleaf: OMG HE’S SO HOT
Some StarClan cat: BA DUM TISS
Firestar: Anyway, the three judges here are…….
Spottedleaf: *follows him*
Yellowfang: *whispers in Firestar’s ear* Are you sure this is a good idea?? You know how she is with basketballs……
Firestar: There’s no basketballs in sight, Yellowfang
Yellowfang: Yes there is………I saw her put all of StarClan’s basketballs under that table she’s sitting at
Firestar: Oh no
Yellowfang: *slaps him* DUDE WE’VE GOT AN AUDIENCE!!
Firestar: Right, right. Our three judges are Bluestar, Cinderpelt, and Longtail!
Firestar: First up……….Hollyleaf
Hollyleaf: WHEEEEEEE *does a cartwheel*
Bluestar: She is very happy right now, and StarClan likes happy cats, so I say StarClan
Longtail: *eats a waffle* (with mouth full) Wonderful!
Hollyleaf: WHOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *does another cartwheel*
Firestar: Next up………………Ferncloud!
Ferncloud: OOOOOOOOOH YAY KITS *is surrounded by lots and lots of kits*
Kits: YAY FERNCLOUD
Bluestar: The kits seem to like her so I say StarClan
Longtail: *continues eating his waffle* (with mouth full) Wonderful!
Ferncloud: YAY I GET TO STAY WITH THE KITS *gives kits a hug*
Thistleclaw: WUT UP
Cinderpelt: He didn’t seem so bad……
Bluestar: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU HE DOES NOT GET TO STAY
Thistleclaw: *sticks tongue out and spits*
Cinderpelt: What did he do?
Bluestar: HE FELL IN LOVE WITH MY SISTER
Snowfur: *walks over* HI THISTLECLAW
Bluestar: *takes basketball out and throws it repeatedly at Thistleclaw’s head* GET OUT
Thistleclaw: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH *cries hysterically*
Bluestar: TO THE DARK FOREST *gets up* *kicks Thistleclaw in the butt which makes him fly all the way to the Dark Forest*
Thistleclaw: *flies to Dark Forest*
Firestar: Okay next up is………………Redwillow
Redwillow: Hey guys–
Cinderpelt: *gets up* *kicks Redwillow in the butt which makes him fly all the way to the Dark Forest* *brushes paws off* *sits back down* He betrayed his Clan okay?!
Longtail: *stuffs waffle into mouth* (with mouth full) Mmmhmm
Bluestar: *high-fives Cinderpelt* *hands Cinderpelt a basketball*
Firestar: ……………………….Okay then. next up is……………..Marshcloud!
Longtail: Hey dude you want a waffle?
Marshcloud: Sure! *eats all his waffles*
Longtail: EXCUSE ME, I SAID A WAFFLE!!!!!
Marshcloud: Oh, sorry–
Longtail: INTO THE DARK FOREST *stands up and picks him up by the scruff*
Longtail: NO BUTS
Longtail: INTO THE DARK FOREST *swings him in circles over his head and throws him into the Dark Forest*
Cinderpelt: Good job
Firestar: And……last but not least……………………STICK
Jayfeather: *falls asleep and appears in StarClan* OMG HI STICK
Cinderpelt: Awwwwww true love
Bluestar: SHE STAYS IN STARCLAN
Jayfeather: *gives Stick a hug*
Firestar: And that’s all for StarClan Judges, Live!
Bramblestar: *shuts off TV* Hey Squirrelflight? I think the TV’s broken
Squirrelflight: Yeah, why?
Bramblestar: I saw Jayfeather in StarClan on StarClan Judges, Live……..
Squirrelflight: That’s because he is sleeping. Like, right now.
AND THAT’S ALL FOR TODAY