In honor of the 20th anniversary of Harry Potter, Willowpaw gives it a Warriors twist.
Hello BlogClan! Its Willow here and today I am going to show you “Warrior Cat Catwarts!”
This is to celebrate 20 years of Harry Potter, and our love for cats!
BEWARE- HARRY POTTER AND WARRIORS SPOILERS UP TO LAST HOPE
Every warrior cat went to sleep and the next thing they know they are at Catwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Firestar: Where in the name of StarClan are we?
Greystripe: I dunno, where are we Firestar?
Firestar: Why do you think I was asking you that?
Dumbledore Cat: Hello citizens of the forest?
Firestar: (whispering) what’s a citizen?
Sandstorm: I don’t know. Greystripe, what’s a citizen?
Greystripe: Why are you asking me?
Dumbledore Cat: We have gathered you to teach y’all MAGIC!
Catwarts Choir: (singing) MAGIC! MAGIC! MAGIC!
Dumbledore Cat: I understand you have no clue what is going on. Anyway, we have magic wands that we attempt to hold in our paws and do spells. I’m Dumbledore the headmaster.
Greystripe: Oh is this like that Harry Potter book series? I loved that and read them like a gazillion times!
Firestar: Since when do you read?
Greystripe: Since forever.
Dumbledore Cat: Yes, exactly like that! But with us cats! Okay. There are four houses, Gryfinndor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff.
Firestar: So kinda like ThunderClan, ShadowClan, RiverClan, and WindClan?
Dumbledore Cat: uh… sure.
Firestar: Okay ThunderClan follow me to the lion flag table!
ThunderClan runs to the Gryffindor table.
Dumbledore Cat: Shadow cats to the snake flag table, River Cats to the raven flag table, and Wind cats to the badger flag table!
All the cats go to their designated table, joining the students.
Timeskip: Gryffindor/Slytherin Potions
Snape Cat: I am professor Snape. You will call me Sir. Am I clear?
The cats nod.
Snape Cat: Good. This potion will send only you back to the forest where you live!
Firestar: (hissing) No! (he grabs his wand) Expelliarmus!
Snape’s wand flies from out of his mouth to the floor.
Firestar: (Gasping) Oh my StarClan! I actually did that!
Sandstorm: Good job, Fiery!
Greystripe: WOOT WOOT THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND!
Russetfur: (to Blackstar) Why are we even here?
Blackstar: (whispering to Russetfur) I have no clue.
Snape Cat: (yowling) I am sending you back at this instant!
Snape grabs a bottle of the potion and splatters it over all of the forest cats.
Snape Cat: (yowling) I am done!
Every cat is back in the forest, and it hasn’t changed one bit.
Firestar: (laying on the ground) What in the name of StarClan just happened?
Greystripe: Uh…
The Random Fan Created Character in the Corner: Only StarClan Knows.
I hope you enjoyed my second article! Happy 20th Birthday Harry Potter!
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Awesomeness.
Incredible. Amazing. 10/10, will probably read again.
Loved it!
Thanks everyone for the compliments!
– willow that travels in TARDIS aka pondie
Amazing article! I haven’t red the Harry Potter series yet, but I’m looking into joint yet another fandom so maybe I’ll try that!
Russetfur:(to Blackstar) Why are we even here?
Blackstar(whispering): I have no clue
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Trust me, you will enjoy it! The fandom is more alive now than ever and it’s very welcoming.
Loooooooooollllll
Catwarts pt.2:
*One morning*
Ivypool: “Where are we? This isn’t the Thunderclan camp.”
Blossomfall: “I don’t know. We should ask Bramblestar.”
Bramblestar from right behind them: “Honestly, I don’t know.”
*Then a deep voice booms: “You are in Catwarts, a school for magic cats.”
Ivypool: *Snorts* “Dovewing would have been great at this.”
The deep voice: “I am Dumbledore cat. The headmaster of Catwarts.
Dumbledore cat: “Now, let us sort you.”
*Suddenly, a hat appears on top of Bramblestar’s head.*
The hat: “Gryffindore!”
Everyone: “What the heck is that?!”
Dumbledore cat: “It is a house.”
*The hat flies over to Ivypool and plops down on her head.*
The hat: “Slytherin!”
Ivypool: *stands there* “Uh, what’s a Slytherin?”
Then, a voice shouts: “I’m a Slytherin!”
*Suddenly a white cat walks over to Ivypool*
The cat: “I’m Malfoy. Draco Malfoy.”
Ivypool: “Yeah, so?”
Draco cat: “I’m also a Slytherin.”
Ivypool: *wrinkles her nose.* “Well, I hope I don’t end up like you.”
Hey, guys, can you please tell me how to write and post an article? Cause I don’t know how to.
Hey, guys, can you please tell me how to write and post an article? Cause I don’t know how to and I’ve really been wanting to lately.
Hey… A new house is added to Hogwarts from now on! It’s called Cloudflight, the animal is a sparrow, and SkyClan goes there!
Leafstar: We are going to beat you all at flying class, lol