In honor of the 20th anniversary of Harry Potter, Willowpaw gives it a Warriors twist.
Hello BlogClan! Its Willow here and today I am going to show you “Warrior Cat Catwarts!”
This is to celebrate 20 years of Harry Potter, and our love for cats!
BEWARE- HARRY POTTER AND WARRIORS SPOILERS UP TO LAST HOPE
Every warrior cat went to sleep and the next thing they know they are at Catwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Firestar: Where in the name of StarClan are we?
Greystripe: I dunno, where are we Firestar?
Firestar: Why do you think I was asking you that?
Dumbledore Cat: Hello citizens of the forest?
Firestar: (whispering) what’s a citizen?
Sandstorm: I don’t know. Greystripe, what’s a citizen?
Greystripe: Why are you asking me?
Dumbledore Cat: We have gathered you to teach y’all MAGIC!
Catwarts Choir: (singing) MAGIC! MAGIC! MAGIC!
Dumbledore Cat: I understand you have no clue what is going on. Anyway, we have magic wands that we attempt to hold in our paws and do spells. I’m Dumbledore the headmaster.
Greystripe: Oh is this like that Harry Potter book series? I loved that and read them like a gazillion times!
Firestar: Since when do you read?
Greystripe: Since forever.
Dumbledore Cat: Yes, exactly like that! But with us cats! Okay. There are four houses, Gryfinndor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff.
Firestar: So kinda like ThunderClan, ShadowClan, RiverClan, and WindClan?
Dumbledore Cat: uh… sure.
Firestar: Okay ThunderClan follow me to the lion flag table!
ThunderClan runs to the Gryffindor table.
Dumbledore Cat: Shadow cats to the snake flag table, River Cats to the raven flag table, and Wind cats to the badger flag table!
All the cats go to their designated table, joining the students.
Timeskip: Gryffindor/Slytherin Potions
Snape Cat: I am professor Snape. You will call me Sir. Am I clear?
The cats nod.
Snape Cat: Good. This potion will send only you back to the forest where you live!
Firestar: (hissing) No! (he grabs his wand) Expelliarmus!
Snape’s wand flies from out of his mouth to the floor.
Firestar: (Gasping) Oh my StarClan! I actually did that!
Sandstorm: Good job, Fiery!
Greystripe: WOOT WOOT THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND!
Russetfur: (to Blackstar) Why are we even here?
Blackstar: (whispering to Russetfur) I have no clue.
Snape Cat: (yowling) I am sending you back at this instant!
Snape grabs a bottle of the potion and splatters it over all of the forest cats.
Snape Cat: (yowling) I am done!
Every cat is back in the forest, and it hasn’t changed one bit.
Firestar: (laying on the ground) What in the name of StarClan just happened?
The Random Fan Created Character in the Corner: Only StarClan Knows.
I hope you enjoyed my second article! Happy 20th Birthday Harry Potter!