What would the Ancient Clans think of Firestar? by Witchheart

Witchheart ponders how the mythical Clans would react to Firestar.

Artwork by Ashy

My first article! Eeeeeee!
(I am in no way taking credit for the picture)

-Lionclan, Tigerclan and Leopardclan were chilling in Ancient Clan Starclan-

Shadestar: Hey dudes! Check this out! Some leader is talking to a kittypet!
Fleetfoot: Hey! Is she asking him to join her clan?
Swiftstar: That is uncool! What should we do?
Goldenstar: Should we do anything?
Fleetfoot, Shadestar, Thorntooth, Sunpelt and Swiftstar: YES!!!!
Goldenstar: Why? Is a kittypet so bad?
Petalkit: Yeah. Daddy’s right. Why is a house kitty so bad?
Thorntooth: Because kittypets will make the clan weak! They will break the clans! All five of them.
Sunpelt: There are four clans.
Thorntooth: Course! I knew that.
Sunpelt: Oh really? What are the names of the four clans?
Thorntooth: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh……………
Sunpelt: Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haa!
*Thorntooth lunges at Sunpelt*
Thorntooth: Hiissss!
Sunpelt: Ack!
Goldenstar: Stop!
*Sunpelt and Thorntooth separate*
Goldenstar: We can’t fight like this. I believe we should do nothing about the kittypet. Who knows? He might change the forest and beat an evil cat we don’t know exits and save the world as we know it!
Swiftstar: Fine. But if this doesn’t work we’re all blaming you, Goldenstar.

-Firestar has just recieved his warrior name-

Shadestar: A kittypet a warrior! What has the world become?
Goldenstar: He did very well fighting against Brokenstar.
Swiftstar: But still! A kittypet!
Petalkit: He’s kind of a handsome cat.
*Goldenstar stares at Petalkit; Petalkit blushes*
Goldenstar: Down with the kittypet.
Sunpelt: Down with the kittypet!
Shadestar: DOWN WITH THE KITTYPET!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Swiftstar: Ok, that just sounded evil.
Shadestar: So? I want to be the next Tigerstar!!
*Shadestar pulls out all of his Tigerstar fanboy gear: his giant Tigerstar head, Tigerstar t-shirts, Tigerstar Club signs*
Fleetfoot: Umm, who’s Tigerstar?
Shadestar: IF YOU COULD SEE THE FUTURE LIKE ME YOU WOULD KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Swiftstar: Ooooooooookkkk, this got reeeeeeeaaalllyyyy weird reeeeeeaaalllyyyy quick.

-Firestar was just announced deputy-

Thorntooth: WHAT IN THE WORLD!!!!!?????
Petalkit: Go Fireheart!
*Petalkit blows Fireheart a kiss and pulls out all her Firestar fangirl gear: her giant Firestar head, Firestar t-shirts, Firestar Club signs*
Shadestar: NO! TIGERSTAR FOR DA WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
*Petalkit gets all up in Shadestar’s face*
Petalkit: FIRESTAR FOR DA WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadestar: TIGERSTAR FOR DA WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Petalkit: FIRESTAR FOR DA WIN WIN WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Swiftstar pushes between Firestar and Tigerstar*
Swiftstar: Stop it!
Petalkit and Shadestar: NO!!!!!!!!
Petalkit: I declare war on Shadestar!
Shadestar: No! You can’t do that because I declare war on Petalkit!
*a long and tiring war takes place*

-Down in the forest-

Fireheart: Hey, do you guys feel rage and hatred between two cats?
Graystripe: Uh no.
Sandstorm: No. Why?
Fireheart: Huh.

-Firestar just got his 9 lives-

Petalkit: FIRESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadestar: Humph. Whatever.

-The End-

I hope you liked my first article!

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