Witchheart ponders how the mythical Clans would react to Firestar.
My first article! Eeeeeee!
(I am in no way taking credit for the picture)
-Lionclan, Tigerclan and Leopardclan were chilling in Ancient Clan Starclan-
Shadestar: Hey dudes! Check this out! Some leader is talking to a kittypet!
Fleetfoot: Hey! Is she asking him to join her clan?
Swiftstar: That is uncool! What should we do?
Goldenstar: Should we do anything?
Fleetfoot, Shadestar, Thorntooth, Sunpelt and Swiftstar: YES!!!!
Goldenstar: Why? Is a kittypet so bad?
Petalkit: Yeah. Daddy’s right. Why is a house kitty so bad?
Thorntooth: Because kittypets will make the clan weak! They will break the clans! All five of them.
Sunpelt: There are four clans.
Thorntooth: Course! I knew that.
Sunpelt: Oh really? What are the names of the four clans?
Thorntooth: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh……………
Sunpelt: Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haa!
*Thorntooth lunges at Sunpelt*
Thorntooth: Hiissss!
Sunpelt: Ack!
Goldenstar: Stop!
*Sunpelt and Thorntooth separate*
Goldenstar: We can’t fight like this. I believe we should do nothing about the kittypet. Who knows? He might change the forest and beat an evil cat we don’t know exits and save the world as we know it!
Swiftstar: Fine. But if this doesn’t work we’re all blaming you, Goldenstar.
-Firestar has just recieved his warrior name-
Shadestar: A kittypet a warrior! What has the world become?
Goldenstar: He did very well fighting against Brokenstar.
Swiftstar: But still! A kittypet!
Petalkit: Heβs kind of a handsome cat.
*Goldenstar stares at Petalkit; Petalkit blushes*
Goldenstar: Down with the kittypet.
Sunpelt: Down with the kittypet!
Shadestar: DOWN WITH THE KITTYPET!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Swiftstar: Ok, that just sounded evil.
Shadestar: So? I want to be the next Tigerstar!!
*Shadestar pulls out all of his Tigerstar fanboy gear: his giant Tigerstar head, Tigerstar t-shirts, Tigerstar Club signs*
Fleetfoot: Umm, whoβs Tigerstar?
Shadestar: IF YOU COULD SEE THE FUTURE LIKE ME YOU WOULD KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Swiftstar: Ooooooooookkkk, this got reeeeeeeaaalllyyyy weird reeeeeeaaalllyyyy quick.
-Firestar was just announced deputy-
Thorntooth: WHAT IN THE WORLD!!!!!?????
Petalkit: Go Fireheart!
*Petalkit blows Fireheart a kiss and pulls out all her Firestar fangirl gear: her giant Firestar head, Firestar t-shirts, Firestar Club signs*
Shadestar: NO! TIGERSTAR FOR DA WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
*Petalkit gets all up in Shadestarβs face*
Petalkit: FIRESTAR FOR DA WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadestar: TIGERSTAR FOR DA WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Petalkit: FIRESTAR FOR DA WIN WIN WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Swiftstar pushes between Firestar and Tigerstar*
Swiftstar: Stop it!
Petalkit and Shadestar: NO!!!!!!!!
Petalkit: I declare war on Shadestar!
Shadestar: No! You canβt do that because I declare war on Petalkit!
*a long and tiring war takes place*
-Down in the forest-
Fireheart: Hey, do you guys feel rage and hatred between two cats?
Graystripe: Uh no.
Sandstorm: No. Why?
Fireheart: Huh.
-Firestar just got his 9 lives-
Petalkit: FIRESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadestar: Humph. Whatever.
-The End-
I hope you liked my first article!
hahahahahahhahahahha YESSSSS that is totally how it would work =)
PetalkitxFirestar lol
Thank you Bluefire! Love the support! π π
Lol I laughed so hard
Sky, thank you so much, I needed to hear this! π
Lol
So funny
Thank you Icepaw!!!
Yaaaayyy Petalkit and Goldenstar forever π
Lovely article
Thank you so much, Sorrelpaw. I appreciate this! π
I love this! Great article! π
Thank you Snowlight! I didn’t know if people would like it!
This was amazing! π
Thank you Stoatpaw! You’re amazing!
Lol this is so funny!π
Thanks Aquapaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The moment Goldenstar looked at Petalkit like that I broke down laughing. (;
Thanks Dovekit, I thought everyone would hate it! π
This is so amazing XD π
(but i’m a bit sad that it’s implied that Petalkit dies as a kit)
Well, that’s not what I meant, but I don’t know what her name would be so i went with that.
Thank you! π
Petalkit: Heβs kind of a handsome cat.
*Goldenstar stares at Petalkit; Petalkit blushes*
Goldenstar: Down with the kittypet.
That was so funny!! π
Thankee very kindly, Bluepaw! π
Funniest thing since toilet paper was invented.
Thank you Sleetfall! π
lol this article is so funny!!! My favorite part:
Petalkit: He’s kind of a handsome cat.
*Goldenstar stares at Petalkit; Petalkit blushes*
I laughed so hard! Great job! π
Hahahaha!!! That’s too funny! πππ Love it, Witchheart! Great job for your first article ππ½
(huh that’s funny I didn’t even know that the Ancient Clans had warrior names! Or maybe I did……but I guess I forgot, lol)
Sparktooth, thank you so much!!!
Me too!
PetalkitXFirestar
Yes I ship it ship it so hard!!!
YESSSSSS
XD