Otterpaw theorizes about the creation of prophecies.
Here’s my guess on how prophecies are REALLY made…
Yellowfang: Hello? Any one here?
Bluestar: Yeah, we’re here. So. What time is it?
Yellowfang: IT’S PROPHECY TIME!!
**Dozens of lasers go of and confetti gets thrown into the air**
Lionheart: Was that really necessary?
Yellowfang: *rolls eyes* Fine.
**Lazers turn off and confetti magically disappears on the ground**
Bluestar: Anyways… So what’s the prophecy?
Yellowfang: So you know how Skywatcher gave Firestar the kin of your kin prophecy…
Lionheart: Ugh. Do we actually have to do that?
Yellowfang: Yes, Lionheart. Do you have a problem with that?
Lionheart: No, I guess.
Bluestar: So, kin of your kin. Like, Leafpool’s kits?
Lionheart: *Gasps* Leafpool has kits? Isn’t she a medicine cat?
Yellowfang: Yes. Where were you?
Bluestar: Whatever. Jaykit, Lionkit and Hollykit. They should all get powers.
Lionheart: Isn’t Jaykit blind? Why does he have powers?
Yellowfang: *Glares at Lionheart* Can we go on without you having any questions?
Lionheart: Fine. Lionkit should have the power to not get hurt, because… he’s going to get hurt A LOT.
Bluestar: We’ll consider that. Since Jaykit can’t see, we can give him the power to see in other cats minds?
Yellowfang: We’ll also consider that. But for Hollykit…
Lionheart: What power is she going to have.
Yellowfang: What did I say about the questions? Get off my back! Eh. We’ll figure out later…
Lionheart: Did you hear? Hollyleaf just got into the tunnels!
Bluestar: We know. I guess she can’t be a part of the prophecy anymore. Also because Yellowfang didn’t give her a power…
Yellowfang: Hey. We need a new cat now. Hollyleaf did kill Ashfur.
Ashfur: AND I AM STILL WAITING FOR AN APOLOGY!!!
Yellowfang: YOU TRIED TO KILL THEM!!
Ashfur: BUT- fine. I get it.
Lionheart: We need a new cat. How about Dovekit?
Bluestar: But that is kin of your kin of your kin! That makes no sense! How about Ivykit?
Yellowfang: Dovekit is the first cat that popped into his head. She’ll have a power too.
MORE MOONS LATER
Yellowfang: I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA!!!
Bluestar: What now?
Yellowfang: Firestar is also going to be a part of this prophecy!
**Spottedleaf pops in out of nowhere**
Spottedleaf: OH MY STARCLAN!! FIRESTAR??? HE’S GOING TO BE A PART OF ANOTHER PROPHECY??? DO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO TELL HIM???
Bluestar: Do Spottedleaf…
Spottedleaf: Tell me if you change your mind!
**disappears in a cloud of glitter and sparkles**
Lionheart: What is he going to do then?
Yellowfang: Save the clan.
Bluestar: Is this really how we actually make up prophecies?
Hi! Otterpaw is back! That got a little… weird. I have no idea how these ideas just pop into my head. So, I think this is my second article, I hope you enjoyed it!