If warriors were real by Tacoshell

Tacoshell wonders what would the Clans be like if they were real.

Editor unknown (Official art by Wayne McLoughlin)

Hi guys! Tacoshell is here and I am explaining if warriors are real. This is my first article, yay!!
First of all, wild cats are living in my backyard forest, but they don’t live in groups. They fight each other and are completely wild.
Second, everything will be madness. Cats will fight a lot, waking a lot of people up.
Third, they won’t have Names like Dustpelt, they will have more like Dust for a name.
Fourth, there are a lot of cats who love fish, and they might fight over food that ThunderClan and WindClan will HATE.
Fifth, what about territory? It will be absolute days walking to find a temporary place.
Sixth, most cats would probably be house cats!!
Seventh, if it is in our yard(human yard) dogs and cats could chase the “wild cats” off. And, if there is a dog fight, it could be pugs or poodles lightly scratching the “wild cats” and could just be light, and no kills. That is not warrior like. Not a poodle fighting a cat, not killing it.
Eighth, (Wow I spelled it right) you don’t have much medicine plants out in the wild forest, so how would you treat cats? There is absolutely no way to heal them without medicine (herbs).
Ninth, What about the dark forest(Forest of no stars)? I’m…I’m…. I’m… I can’t say my feelings. Evil cats? Evil KITTYPETS? That is totally not warriors.
Tenth(Wow tenth um…) Stray cats probably can’t live in the forest. They will probably move into two leg place (the city). Warriors never, ever, EVER set paw in two leg place.
Eleventh, What will they eat? There are many choices. Fish, mouse, vole, squirrel, thrush, pigeon, rat, kittypet food or two leg food. There is many choices.
Twelveth, well how will they stay warm? Steal blankets? Lay down on leaves and get comfy? Moss? Ferns? Feathers? Reeds?
Well, by now, I can tell really good that the “wild cats” will just give up on being wild and go to a random two leg with kittypet smell on the two leg and act really kind, or they will just jump into a random blue 2009 ford pickup truck and jump off at the nearest petsmart.
Well, I got to take my pet poodle out of her plant, so long guys!!
Taco out.


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January 19, 2018 12:06 am

nice article! i’ve wondered a lot about this topic. i disagree with some of the negitive points though but over all, Great!

thats not very plus ultra of u

January 22, 2018 8:45 pm

True and nice article🐱 but some of them can work!

January 19, 2018 12:13 am

Nice article!

Needlepaw who was formerly Emeraldpaw
Needlepaw who was formerly Emeraldpaw
July 31, 2020 1:55 am
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July 31, 2020 8:12 pm

the infamous ❄️Cheetahpaw is Ready for a Snow Day❄️

January 19, 2018 2:24 am

I disagree a bit. I think that, if the Clans were real, which is scientifically impossible I would think, they’d live in a secluded part of earth where humans rarely go.

January 19, 2018 8:03 am

Nice article,

January 19, 2018 2:30 pm

Yes! Awesome article!

January 19, 2018 2:51 pm

Nice article, Taco! 🙂

6.022 x 10^23

January 19, 2018 5:26 pm

For your tenth point, they can. If you watch https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTZUTvv_1Onm-f-533Hyurw, or Robin Seplut, who lives in Russia and sees wild cats in the forest everyday. They can live in things called “Colonies”, very similarly to the clan cats as seen on 猫島 (宮城県) or cat island. Twelfth is a good point, it’s sad to say but most cats just freeze to death or they have super thick fur to keep out cold. It just depends on where they live, but you have to remember that dogs are not cats. Cats typically have thicker fur than dogs, and can keep warm is harsh conditions. Also for your sixth point, I have to tell you (Maybe for your safety if you visit a foreign country) but feral cats are born with no human contact. Taming an adult one is very hard, and most of them have bad experiences with our species, which can lead them to get violent with humans. So if you see a feral cat in a foreign country, unless it comes to you first, do not approach it.

Brightwing - Bright Wing Of Mountain Bluebird
Brightwing - Bright Wing Of Mountain Bluebird
January 20, 2018 11:06 am

😀 This is a bit depressing but hey, it’s probably true 😉 🙂

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Sorrelpaw [Sorrelstream] aka Sorzi
Sorrelpaw [Sorrelstream] aka Sorzi
January 20, 2018 12:38 pm

Cool article, but there’s so many negative points! I don’t think those points are very true though 🙂

Sorzi (爱猫者)
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January 22, 2018 1:35 am

As I always say with articles I liked…Bravo! Great Article!

Falcon that soars over Woodland Mansion (Falconpaw/Captain)
Falcon that soars over Woodland Mansion (Falconpaw/Captain)
April 19, 2020 3:46 pm

If I turn into a cat…


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