Warrior Groupchat by Kindheart

What would happen if the Warriors characters had a groupchat? 

Hello blogclan! Today it’s just a fun little article, no theories, no songs nothing like that. Just something to hopefully make you guys laugh! Enjoy.
Cast-Firestar, Bluestar, Tigerstar, Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Holylleaf, Yellowfang, Squirrelflight, Ashufr, Brambleclaw, Thrushpelt, Oakheart

Chat 1
~~Bluefur has entered the Groupchat~~
Oakheart:Heyy
Bluefur:What do you want Oakheart?
Oakheart: Nothing just wanted to tell you I’m chilling on sunning rocks with Crookedjaw.
Crookedjaw: Uh Oakheart not the best thing to say….
Bluefur: OH GREAT STARCLAN OAKHEART!!!!! YOU ARE SO ARROGENT AND ANNOYING!! >:(
Oakheart:…
Crookedjaw: Told you
Oakheart: You doing anything later tonight?
Bluefur uh well….um….
Thrushpelt: BACK OF OAKHEART!
Oakheart: wait your in this groupchat?!
Bluefur: I can take care of myself Thruspelt it’s fine…
Thrushpelt: Yes I am! Snowfur invited me. and c’mon Bluefur I was just helping.
Bluefur:Snowfur?!
Oakheart:Snowfur?!
Snowfur: what? oh Thrushpelt? Yeah I don’t trust you guys together! Besides Thrushpelt and Bluefur are sooo cute ^^
~~Bluefur has left this conversation~~
~~Oakheart has left this conversation~~
Crookedjaw: sooooo…..You guys know ’bout Thistleclaw?

Chat 2
Tigerstar: How are you Bramblestar?
Firestar: TIGERSTAR!!!! KILL HIMMM AGAIN!!!!
Tigerstar: what did you just say to my daughters son?!
Firestar: wait what?
Tigerstar: umm Grandpa? why are you here?
Firestar: wait, who’s who?
Tigerstar: I’m Tigerstar
Tigerstar: I’m Tigerstar
Firestar: 0.o
Tigerstar: I’m dating your great niece….
~~Firestar has gone insane~~

Chat 3
Bluestar: Guys we have an emergency!
Yellowfang” what? is the dark forest attacking?!
Tallstar: Is it Bloodclan?
Leopardstar: Is it the twolegs again?
Bluestar: Someone has switched the admin password!
Blackstar: Great starclan no
Yellowfang: *whacks Blackstar* we are starclan dummy
Blackstar: oh right.
Leopardstar: This is horrible!
Tallstar: You know what this means….
Bluestar: Yes… The dark forest can attack…
Bluestar: Attack with their mean comments.
Leopardstar:NUUUUUUUUUU
Blackstar:WHYYYYYY?!
Yellowfang: Shut up and stop acting like kits!
Tallstar: what can we do to fix this?
Bluestar: I dunno but Tallstar you come with me we can fight the commenters! Meanwhile The rest of you figure out a way to reset the password or control over to us!
Tallstar: right!
~~Tallstar has left the chat~~
~~Bluestar has left the chat~~
Yellowfang: Right let’s do this.
Blackstar: ….
Leopardstar:….
Yellowfang:….
Blackstar: we are screwed
*Meanwhile over at the Starclan youtube channel comment section*
Tigerstar: You suuuuck
Hawkfrost: Yeah! your a bunch of mousebrains
Mapleshade: hahaha your fox dung!!!!
Thistleclaw: yeah ur content sucks
Brokenstar: I hope you die
Tigerstar: @Brokenstar They already died
Brokenstar: @Tigerstar oh right…
Brokenstar: I hope you die again!
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Tallstar: Damn it! I’m running out of valid arguments!
Bluestar: your actually trying to answer properly back? I’m just saying random stuff dude!!!

*Back at the starclan groupchat*
Yellowfang: we need to hurry!
Blackstar: I know!
Yellowfang: what?
~~Blackstar has added Jayfeather to the groupchat~~
Yellowfang: Oh great -.-
Jayfeather: what now?!
Blackstar: someone changed the admin password for the Starclan youtube channel and all the hate comments are flooding in!! The dark forest is winning!
Jayfeather: *sigh* fine, sometimes I hate having the power of the stars in my paws!
Yellowfang: What would a young kit like you know about this?
Jayfeather: There. done.
Yellowfang:….
Leopardstar: He turned of the comments..but how?
Jayfeather: I just used bluestar’s old phone which was still logged in to regain control, change the password and turn off the comments.
Blackstar: huh. hey Yellowfang why didn’t you think of that?
~~Yellowfang has left the groupchat~~
Leopardstar: Thanks Jayfeather
Jayfeather: Yeah whatever, now if you’ll excuse me I was happily grooming stick, so bye.
~~Jayfeather has left the groupchat~~

did you guys get a laugh out if it? Tell me if you did! Until the next article! Cyo 😉

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Tinypaw
Tinypaw
October 1, 2020 3:28 am

lol this is awesome i laughed so hard!!! plz make another one


Found the Emberden!!!

starmoth
starmoth
October 14, 2020 3:08 pm

plz make another!

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