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The most wrong Warriors names I can think of by Lightningkit

Lightningkit shares some strange names from the series.

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There a lot of cats with weird names and I am going to name a few.

Deadfoot:
How can you call a cat Deadfoot?!! That’s rude and offensive and makes it apparent that the cat is lame in one foot.

Runningnose:
So this one’s funny, but also weird. It basically gives the impression that Runningnose has a permanent cold. Really, Yellowfang? I guess it’s a good reminder medicats can’t cure everything.

Hollowbelly:
This cat is glutton. Seriously. Or it has no stomach or something like that.

Loudbelly:
Honestly. This cat is another glutton. And it’s always complaining that they’re hungry. Whoever named Hollowbelly and Loudbelly really needs a list of names that aren’t so weird.

Harrybrook:
I’m guessing this is a used-to-be-kitty pet cat. Really. How can you just add ‘brook’ to the prefix ‘Harry’? Next time give the cat a different prefix.

Billystorm:
Same as Harrybrook. DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. How can that work?

Foxheart:
That is an offensive name. Seriously Cedarstar? Is Foxheart really a fox-heart? I don’t think any cat deserves that horrible name.

Twigbranch:
What?? A twig and a branch are literally the exact same thing. I get the excuse but seriously? You could call a cat Bramblethorn or Dapplespot and it just DOESN’T MAKE SENSE.

Crookedjaw:
Rainflower is the most fox-hearted mother to ever have existed in the Warrior Cats universe. Why? She was all over Stormkit, calling him things like ‘My handsome little warrior,’ until he fell and broke his jaw, when she went all hate on him, changing his name to Crookedkit without asking and going off with his brother, Oakkit and calling Oakkit her ‘handsome little warrior,’! She completely abandoned him when he needed her love, not hatred most.

Clawface:
He has claws in his face. Seriously. REALLY? What was wrong with Raggedstar? It’s horrible to name a cat Clawkit, but Clawface?

Lostface:
Yes, Brightheart did have her face practically destroyed by vicious dogs which were used by Tigerstar (TPB), but, Bluestar, no need to turn on StarClan and to rub it in! Brightpaw had suffered enough already, so don’t make it worse! Those dogs could have killed her like they did Swiftpaw!

I’m done with the rant. There. Over. I hope you liked it and if you don’t agree you can your own opinion and post it in the comments down below!

Lightningkit out. 😉
Byeeee!

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  • I gotta say though, they give all of the antagonists evil-sounding names.
    Clawface?
    Foxheart?

  • Skyclan’s names are really cute. That is my opinion. I don’t think they are weird names, but I really love them. It kinda makes warrior cats names, less, um, dead.

    • But I like Hawkfrost’s name…his name is Hawkfrost because he has the colorations or a hawk and he has ice blue eyes, resulting in the amazing name Hawkfrost 😀

  • I think that Foxheart is an outrageous name, like, seriously Cedarstar?? That is the worst insult in the history of warriors!!! But I think Runningnose is not really a weird name, I think it’s funny 😄

  • I understand Twigbranch and Harrybrook, because Sol saved her kits, and his kittypet name was Harry, so Leafstar named her kit after him. And the name Twigbranch I LOVE because it represents her growth from a small kit to an amazing warrior, like a twing grows into a branch.

  • Harrybrook wasn’t a kittypet, he was named after… coughcough Sol coughcough…
    You see, in The Rescue (from the manga series SkyClan and the Stranger), Leafstar was expecting kits, and I believe some apprentices got trapped in a Twoleg nest (or at least SOMEcat got trapped in a Twoleg nest, I forget who) and Sol – who, at the time, was a kittypet named Harry – played nice guy and helped save the cats. Leafstar repaid him by naming one of her kits Harrykit.
    Little did she know the truth…
    Poor Twigbranch. 🙁 She gets so much hate for her name, when really her name is so meaningful…

  • Maybe Clawface had lots of scars on his face! Or maybe Raggedstar thought his face was made of claws haha. Nice article

  • Great article and Harrrybrook was not a kittypet he was named after the twoleg’s name for Sol, Harry, because Sol helped Leafstar escape the towleg den.

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