The perfect song for Dovewing and Bumblestripe by Wildspirit

Wildspirit shares a song to describe the relationship of Dovewing and Bumblestripe.

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For some reason, this has been on my mind a lot. What song describes Dovewing and Bumblestripe? I’ve found one for Dovewing and Tigerstar 2, for Spottedleaf and Firestar, even for Yellowfang and Raggedstar. But never these two.
Then I finally found this:

Take a Hint by Elizabeth Gillies and Victoria Justice.
I was watching my sister’s show, Victorious, when two girls began singing this song. All I could think of was Dovewing and Bumblestripe.
Anyway, here are the lyrics:

Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like
I can always see ‘ coming, from the left or from the right

I don’t wanna be a priss, I’m just tryna be polite
But it always seems to bite me in the…….

You asked me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot

You think that we should hook up,but I think that we should not

You had me at “Hello” , then you opened up your mouth

And that is when it started going south
Oh!

Get your hands off my hips, ‘fore I punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can’t buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think that you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hinthint
T-take a hint, take a hint

I guess you still don’t get it, so let’s take it from the top

You asked me what my sign was and I said my sign was “Stop”

And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped

You’d be here and If be in a yacht
Oh!

Get your hands off my hips, ‘fore I punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No, you can’t buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint

What about “no” don’t you get?

So go and tell you friends

I’m not really interested

It’s about time your leavin ‘

I’m gonna count to three and
Open up my eyes

You’ll be fine

One

Get your hands off my

Two

‘fore I punch you in the

Three

Stop your staring at my hey!
Take a hint, take a hint

I am not your missing link
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
Take a hint, take a hint
Woah!

Get your hands off my hips, ‘fore I punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint

I can just picture Dovewing saying all of this to Bumblestripe. I don’t mean any hate towards DovexBumble shippers, but we all know this was Dovewings attitude towards Bumblestripe.

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