Swan!!!! It’s your birthday!!! Cue screams of excitement :0
Feel free to tell us all about your day, Swan! 💗 And if you have any cake or ice cream you are legally obligated to send it my way because I’m hungry 🎂
Swan, you’re so amazingly kind and cool and awesome and we all hope you have an amazing day!
and now a very SPECIAL MESSAGE from someone who has requested to stay ANONYMOUS:
“you are old now”