Warrior cat name’s taken literally (part 1) by Hollyfrost

Hollyfrost takes a surface look at some warrior names from the series and from the blog.

heyo!!! it’s me! hollyfrost here with another article! today this will be part ONE of warrior cat name’s taken literally, if you have some cats you want me to do next,leave a comment below!! and yes thank you for joining me while i make fun of warrior cats for my entertainment lol. anyways,lets get started!
[WARNING: this may hurt people’s feelings]

REAL CAT”S:
~fireheart
oh great…. his heart is on fire!!!! he’s gonna die!!!!!!!!! poor fireheart!

~bluestar
this is just sad…. she’s the only blue star in the sky! is she even a part of starclan now?!

~jayfeather
so….. he’s a feather off a bird??? this doesn’t make sense!! oh wait… now i know why he’s always grumpy……

~hollyleaf
so…. she’s a leaf on a holly?! how did she even read the warrior code?! oh gosh, she could’ve killed cats like this! she broke the warrior code!!!!!!! AHHHHHH

~needletail
ouch, i would not like a tail ivylike that! nor get stabbed by it! she could totally be a medicine cat and give everyone shot’s like that!!!!

~ivypool
um,so she’s not the fierce,loyal warrior she is? ummmmm so she’s basically a broken moonpool right?

~squirrelflight
SQUIRRELS CAN FLY?!?! WHAT?!?!?!?! no one told me!!!!!!

~sol
um so he basically causes solar eclipses and he stares into your soul right?

~spottedleaf
no wonder she died quickly… she’s just a harmless leaf (no offense! i actually love spottedleaf!)

~minnowtail
sooooo she’s basically a fishes tail? this makes no sense anymore!!!!

~mousewhisker
um
um
um so he pulled off a mouses whisker and turned himself into it?

~dovewing
now i know why i don’t like her… she’s litterally a broken wing of a dove!!!!!!!

~cinderpelt
um wait what
~breezepelt
so a pelt that comes off him and blows away?oh no!
BLOGCLAN NAMES:
~hollyfrost
um so im basically a holly berry on some frost??

~potato
oh so their the food potato’s! time to mash em up into mashed potato’s!

~mountainpaw
ok so their basically a huge mountain with a carving of a paw? kewl!

~ lilykit/dawn
who knew that a kit named lily could make dawn come whenever they want!

~viperfrost
so basically a snek that always has frost on em?

~cheetahspark
so a cheetah as fast as a spark in the sky?

~goldenfawn
so a um a golden colored deer? wow

~emberdawn
so basically a ember that comes alive and wakes up at dawn

~scorchflower
what’s a scorch? im dum….. so their basically just a flower rn

~frostcrystal
so uh a crystal that has frost on iy

~birchfoot
so uh a foot made out of birch?

~frostdapple
so basically a pelt with dapples and frost is alwayson the dapples

~cakestar
did i hear that correctly? CAKE?! so it’s a star that’s made out of cake

~waffle
more food?! im hungry now!!

well that’s it for today!if you want to be featured or have any idea’s for next time,let me know! peace out!

~hollyfrost/holly