Jaypaw interprets some Warriors names literally
I’ve been wanting to do one of these for awhile so here it is. We are starting so hang onto your tails.
1. Featherwhisker – what type of cat would be born with feathers for whiskers I mean wouldn’t you always get them caught in the brambles and thorns. And what about the kits don’t they always play with her whiskers.
2. Turtletail – Wait what a turtle bit off her tail. Oh me gosh call the medicine cat… wait scratch that call every medicine cat that possibly lived. And the leaders two I mean you have to let everyone know what happened.
3. Adderfang – “I just got attacked by a adder. Oh help me.” Oakstar stood on a log and announced. “You will now be named Adderfang.” “Adderfang Adderfang Adderfang.” Lol
4. Boulder – Hey boulder don’t you get tired having the elders lay on you. I mean your a boulder and everyone likes to lay on those.
5. Flametail – Well he met a unfortunate demise. I mean his tail is on fire. And then he jumped on the ice and fell threw. Now that is sad.
6. Brightheart – Oh I feel bad for the warriors who sleep by her. Her heart is a freaking nightlight. Like she’d be purrfect in the nursery but she’d scare all the prey away.
7. Cloudtail – And then Cloudtail has a cloud for a tail. I mean what if he gets attacked by a fox like he dont really have a tail.
8. Bouncefire – Oh well the fire that surrounds him is always bouncing. That sound… painful… I feel bad for skyclan they might as well push him of a bridge. Wait that sounds cruel lets not do that.
9. Onestar – Oh poor Onestar has only one star while the rest have multiple. That must be lonely. I mean the other leaders are always saying how there stars are so plentiful.
And last and not least is…
10. Stonetooth – he has freaking stones for teeth that must hurt when he’s chewing prey but I mean he would make a fierce warrior. He could kill a warrior without even trying.
Well that’s all for today if you guys like this one I will make sure to do one on the blogclan cats.
Lol! I love Brightheart, Bouncefire, and Flametail.
I’m glad you liked it!
I’m so happy you guys liked the article. What should I do next?
Maybe do a part 2? And 3? And 4? And 5? And 102947465?
Lol I didn’t think I’d see purrrfection when reading this, but I did! And i look forward to seeing all the cats like this.
My favorite warriors from Riverclan are Heavystep and Loudbelly hehehehehe it’s not obviously mean like Lostface or something. But I laugh every time in the book when these toms are in a scene, I always picture them as best friends.
Hey how about I do Heavystep and Loudbelly in my next one of these.
Flametail: *lies*
Some other cat: Liar liar tail on fire
Flametail: aaaaahhh my tail is on fire HELP
Icewing: here is some ice take it
Flametail: oh no i fell threw help aaa-
Other cat: is he dead?
Deadfoot: *shouts* you’re just like my foot now!
oh my
Love the Brightheart one LOL
Great article!
can you do one on me?