I complain about warriors by Spottedpaw

Spottedpaw shares their gripes with the series.

This article is a reworking of an article I submitted that was lost. Sad, but hopefully I remember all the points I made in that one. In this article I will be talking about stuff in warriors I dislike. Hopefully this article is long enough. I will also complain about fandom stuff.

1: Frecklewish doesn’t deserve the dark forest. Here is why: It. Was. Pouring. Down. Rain. And a river that was big enough to have BOATS on it was FLOODED now compare that to a cat. Frecklewish saw mapleshade stumble and could barely make out a riverclan patrol coming to save them. She didn’t know the kits where drowning. HOW ON EARTH COULD SHE HAVE HAD SEEN 2 MONTH OLD KITTENS IN THE MIDDLE OF A 30 FEET WIDE RIVER THAT IS FLOODED (so it is more than 30) WHILE ITS POURING DOWN RAIN AND SHE IS A FOOT AND A HALF TALL CAT!!!!!?!??!!?!!!!!She could not have helped at all, and even if she got thunderclan cats it would be way to late. Also, if Rainflower and Russetfur and Blackstar can make it into starclan, so can Frecklewish.

2: I absolutely HATE the “Who will Graystripe choose in starclan.” Like, with Crowfeather, it’s in character that he will choose rather feathertail or leafpool. (I definitely won’t open that wound). But with Graystripe, he can just…. Choose both!? Like, he loves Silverstream and Millie equally. It makes sense he would just be in a polyamory relationship with them. Silverstream would probably be effy about it, but ALITM was full of character inconsistencies, so that one jealous silverstream scene I am not counting because it just goes against everything she said in Graystripes Adventure. Graystripe loves them both, and will “choose” both.

3: Everything about Thistleclaw and Spottedleafs Heart.

4: Pinestar….is the same age as Leopardfoot’s grandma. And don’t you dare say “buuuut the are just cats lol” a ~50-60 year old had a crush on a 15 year old. Pinestar is DISGUSTING AND HORRIBLE.

5: Bluestar and Oakheart are an underdeveloped one night stand with no chemistry. Bluestar had better chemistry with Crookedstar in that one gathering scene that Bluestar and Oakhearts whole “relationship”. (I don’t ship crookedxblue, crookedxbreeze is amazing.)

6: When someone says “I hate Millie”, most people think that person is talking about how she treated blossomfall. But, she treated Briarlight WAY worse that she treated her not-disabled-ivypaw-bully-adult-complain-machine of a daughter. Hear is a quote from