20 Warrior names taken literally By Icemist

Icemist takes some names from the series literally.

Hi, it’s Icemist, and I’m going to take some of the warrior names and take them seriously, and literally. I love all the names so if some of the jokes are a bit negative, it’s not because I hate the name. So, let’s begin!!

SPOILERS FOR EVERYTHING RELEASED

Bluestar: Wow, what a pretty star that must be! Blue stars look very cool. It’s like blue moons! Except blue moons only come once a month. WAIT. GATHERINGS ARE ONCE A MOON, AND A MOON IS ALMOST A MONTH!! (Shocking discoveries happen)
Darkstar: Hmm, this cat seems a bit dark. I mean, the RiverClan leader was kinda mean, but not really. Nevermind.
Silverstream: So beautiful, the stream. Silvery… No wonder Graystripe likes her!!
Icecloud: Looks like the cloud is made of ice, I see. Snow maybe? You see, Icecloud’s not very hot.. She’s very cold. (No offense I love Icecloud)
Twigbranch: WOW! A TWIG! ON A BRANCH!! AMAZING!!! We need a zoo everyone, we found a twig on a branch!!! SO EXCITING!
Ashfur: Imagine having a fur made of ash.. Why would Squirrelflight want to be mates with him? (This time I really hate Ashfur)
Foxleap: I.. I feel bad for him. He didn’t achieve his dream of catching a fox, at least he leaped over one! Good job!
Clear Sky: WOW!! The sky is clear!! OUTSTANDING!! WE NEVER SEE CLEAR SKIES.
Feathertail: Her tail is made of feathers, I wonder if anyone ever sneezed around her. OR, WAIT. What if Feathertail sneezed herself off the mountain. Wow, so that’s how she died. (RIP)
Berrynose: So berries have noses now. (squashes a berry) Nice! I never liked him anyways.
Sandstorm: What a pelt that must be! It must be very beautiful, since she was caught in a sand storm.
Whitewing: I see you have white wings.. So should I push you off a cliff? Because you can fly, RIGHT?
Barkface: Imagine having a face made of bark! OUCH! No wonder he doesn’t have a mate!
Onestar: I GIVE YOU A ONE STAR RATING ON YOUR LIFE. Onestar looks down in shame and regrets mating with Smoke & producing Darktail.
Flametail: His tail is on fire! HELP!! Splash! He went into the lake to cure his tail, but instead DROWED! (RIP)
Princess: (bows) my lady (bows)
Breezepelt: Breezepelt, you’re so annoying, please just breeze your pelt away. Thank you.
Squirrelflight: You know how people say “and squirrels can fly” when they don’t believe something? Well you have your flying squirrel right here.
Needletail: You should learn how to sow, YOUR TAIL.
Stonetooth: OUCH! Imagine when you’re eating prey. That must hurt.

There’s a lot more, but that’s it for now. Comment down below what type of article I should do next! Adios!