Taking Warrior Names Very Literally by Flamekit

Flamekit takes warrior names literally.

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Lionheart: He must be brave. He has a lion’s heart. Wait. Won’t that kill him? Help!!!
Spottedleaf: How is she a medicine cat? She’s a leaf with dots!!!
Barley: Oh wait. Twolegs eat him!!!! And mice.
Sandstorm: She must be good at battle. No one can see her through the sand. But what about her?!
Firestar: Wow. Firestar’s the sun! And ThunderClan are the planets. What an amazing metaphor!!!
Jayfeather: He’s a grumpy feather. He’s used for elder’s nests!
Yellowfang: She got some terrible hygiene.
Whitestorm: What is a white storm? A BLIZZARD????????
Graystripe: I mean, he’s gray, but where are the stripes?
Runningwind: She must be fast.
Mousefur: Maybe she can have a job as the fresh-kill pile
Longtail: so that’s how he catches his food. He lassoes it!
Bluestar: She’s somewhere in the far reaches of the universe
Oakheart: Wow. Trees grow in him. Maybe some ThunderClan warriors can eat from him…….
Breezepelt: His fur is loose….
Ashfur: He was a fire before he was a cat?????
Brightheart: How she shines!!!!!!
Half Moon: Jaybae is in love with the moon?
Rock: He’s very gray.
Boulder: Wow. He and Rock must be friends.
Onewhisker: Don’t cats use whiskers to help them sense the life around them?
Crowfeather: He passed on the tradition of featherness to Jayfeather.
Thistleclaw: He is sharp. In claws i mean. No one except Snowfur really loves him.
Tigerclaw: He has mini hims on his paws….
Millie: Does she work at a farm?
Gray Wing: He is a bird? Or is he a cat?
Deadfoot: His foots dead. Does anyone have a portable charger?
Bone: I feel bad. He’s a dog toy.
Barkface: Ewwww
Mapleshade: No wonder she’s so mad. People sleep under her and climb her and climb on her face!!
Mistyfoot: How does she walk.
Leopardstar: She’s already in StarClan. She’s a starry leopard.
Crag: He is a rock. Rock, Boulder, get over here!
Broken Shadow: Maybe that helps her?
Brook: RiverClan love this cat!!!!
Flipclaw: His claw is a coin? Or is he terribly good at flipping???
Squilf: OOOH, a flying squirrel

Bye!!!!!!!!! Are we leaving or are you reading……………………..