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Fan ArticlesVinepaw takes warrior names literally.
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Hey kitties cats! It’s me Vinepaw. Today I’m taking warrior names seriously. Like I don’t know how many I’ll take seriously.
(SPOILERS!!)
1. Feathertail
Wow! Your tail must be so soft! You could sleep on it like a pillow.
2. Brightheart.
You can see her heart outside her fur?! Wow that must be a very Bright heart.
3.Onestar
I give a One star leader rating! You suck!
4. Crookedstar
Wow, now that must be a hard star to look at.
5. Sunfish
Wow! Such a bright fish! Omigod it’s so bright I need sunglasses!
6. Berrynose
I never knew Berry’s had noses! *Eats berry* DIE YOU FOOL!!
7. Boulder
Wow I never knew a cat cat could be a Boulder. I respect your decision.
8. Adderfang
Wow that must be weird having a adder as your fang. *Turns to another cat* Is there a warrior cat record for the shortest life?
9. Yellowfang
Have you ever heard of a dentist? They seriously need a look at your teeth.
10. Lost face
Bramblestar. We need to send out a patrol for the face.
11. Firestar
Who knew he was related to the sun?
I definitely didn’t.
12. Greywing
That must be a pretty dull wing to look at.
13. Clearsky
Can we change his name? Clearsky seriously? I can not imagine him making such clear skys
14. Leafpool
Pool made of leaves? Seriously?
15. Stonefur
I do feel bad about his death. Man Stonefur that must Seriously hurt carrying stones around on you back 24/7
16. Stone teller
Do you tell Stones off? I can imagine; “George you dumb little stone go to timeout!” Heehee
17. Flametail
ARGH YOUR TAILS ON FIRE *Grabs bucket of water* Oh sorry. We should change your name to wet’tail now. (Sorry for the dad joke it was to hard to not do it.)
18. Poppyfrost
That would be actually pretty to look at. You know like; The snow covered the delicate Poppy’s but the puppy’s still showed.
19. Finpaw
Are you a Fish?! I thought you were a cat… OH WELL!!
20. Cherrytail
(You know the one from Skyclan?)
*Eats cherrys* Oh man you have a delicious tail. *Eats more Berry’s* Oh Wow!
That’s all from me! See you in my next article! JAYXSTICK Foreevvverrr!!!!!
-Peace out!
Goldenfawn
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Great article! It was so funny! 😹😹😹
Im crying I love your pfp and yes I’m super late
Great Article!!
Lol, that’s funny taking the names serously. 😂
May Starclan light your path😌.
9. Yellowfang
Have you ever heard of a dentist? They seriously need a look at your teeth.
10. Lost face
Bramblestar. We need to send out a patrol for the face.
That is what made me laugh the most XD
hahaha great article!!
you needed to get more credit on this!
i love the lostface one
Vinepaw: some vines already have thorns, but do they REALLY need claws too?
The Berrynose though! So funny and amazing!