A Few Warrior Names Taken Literally by Streakclaw

Streakclaw takes a funny look at the names of a few characters from the series.

Hello BlogClan! I hope you’re having a wonderful morning or day or evening or night! My name is Streak On Cat’s Claw (Streakclaw, Streaky) and this article I am writing is going to be a doozy. In this article, I am…taking warriors’ names seriously! I got this idea when I was reading some articles that took names seriously a while back, and thought ‘ooh that’s a good idea!’ and today, I was bored and that wondered into my mind, and I was like ‘BlogClan needs more of that!’ so…here we are! Now that that credit’s over, let us get to it!

Flametail – Does your tail always feel hot? Let me see it…ouch!

Mousewhisker – Your whiskers look very yummy… *Munch munch*

Stormfur – Hmm…do you always look that gloomy?

Bluestar – I never knew a star could be a cat…a BLUE star at that!

Brambleclaw – Ouch! Your claws look rather uncomfortable…

Sparkpelt – Have you ever been electrocuted? ‘Cause your fur is kinda static-y.

Alderheart – Oof. Is it painful having a heart made of alder?

Longtail – Great StarClan, Longtail! Does your tail ever get knotted together?

Yellowfang – Excuse me dear, but have you ever heard of a dentist?

Tigerclaw – How in StarClan are you a mega-villain if you can’t even walk?

Mistyfoot – What color are your paws again? And are they always that dense?

Berrynose – Ooh, your nose looks almost as yummy as Mousewhisker’s whiskers!

Ashfur – Um, I’m confused. How can a pile of ash-covered fur be evil?

Spottedleaf – A spotted leaf. Never heard of such a thing.

Cloudtail – You look…interesting! At least you don’t have the weight of a tail?

Dustpelt – Achoo! You know there’s such a thing as a bath, right?

Barkface – How can you see, talk, smell, or eat with a face made of bark? …Excuse me, sir?

Ferncloud – So… you’re a cloud with ferns in it? …Nice talk, I guess.

Whitewing – So…cats have wings now?

Mousefur – Who needs hunting when you’ve got a cat made of mice? Yummy!

Lostface – Sorry, sir. Still no lead on finding your face.

One-eye – So…you were born like this? ‘Cause one eye covering your face is next to creepy.

Featherwhisker – I’ve heard the praise ‘light as a feather’. But literally?

Deadfoot – How in STARCLAN do you walk?

Turtletail- Ouch. A turtle as a tail does NOT look pleasant.

Talltail – Um…how can tails be TALL?

Longkit – So…I hear you’re longer than your own mother?

That’s all! Hope you enjoyed, and that you have a wonderful time in this amazing, #1 Clan, the one and only… BLOGCLAN!

Streakclaw, out