Taking Warrior Names Seriously! by Wishpaw

Wishpaw takes some names in the series by their literal meanings.

Hi BlogClan! My name is Wishpaw, but my warrior name is Wishsong (I’m an apprentice). I hope you’re having a marvelous morning or evening or night or afternoon! This article I am writing is my second EVER so I really hope it gets published! Anyway, this article is going to be about me listing warrior names—but taking them seriously! I hope this article will make you laugh; I worked really hard on finding the funniest names and my (what is it called?) comments on them. So, this has taken long enough! Let us dive in!

BEFORE WE START: I want to give thank the other people who have written these types of articles before me and gave me inspiration by doing so. NOW let us dive in!

Yellowfang – Pardon me, but have you ever heard of a dentist?
Elderkit – Wait. I am VERY confused. How can a KIT be an ELDER?
Dustpelt – Ummm, excuse me, but you know there is such a thing as a bath, right?
Mousewhisker – Oh, lovely whiskers, dear. May I take a closer look? TWO SECONDS LATER: Mmmm… *Munch munch*
Mousefur – HEY EVERYBODY!!! WE NEVER NEED TO HUNT AGAIN!!! THIS CAT HERE HAS MICE IN HER FUR!!!
Stonefur – Ouch. It looks very heard to move…wait. FOR STARCLAN’S SAKE, WHY AM I TALKING TO A STATUE?!
Stormfur – No one likes to be around this party pooper. He’s so gloomy all the time; I wonder why…
Longtail – Wow, that tail of yours is so long…does it ever get knotted together?
Snowfur – A snowman that is a cat…a snowcat! (Not the vehicle!😛)
Brambleclaw – Ow! Watch where you put those claws! And how in StarClan do you manage to WALK?
Flametail – Well? WHERE IS THE DARN WATER?!
Ravenpaw – UP UP AND AWAY!!!
Feathertail- Ah. I envy a tail as light as a feather (😉). Mostly because I can use it for dusting off things…most likely Dustpelt’s fur. 😛
Berrynose – Mmm. The most delicious nose you can come across. Oh dear. Actually I think those were deathberries…
Lostface – Truly, truly sorry, dear. We have searched everywhere, but your face is still yet to be found.
Deadfoot – R.I.P. my dear, sweet foot. HOW WILL I EVER WALK WITHOUT YOU?! 😭
Mudfur – SOMEBODY HELP THIS MORE KITTY!!! THEY NEED A SERIOUS BATH!!!
Runningnose – Well, what a useless cat. Can’t cure its own cold, and if they were a warrior…oh it hurts just thinking about the hunt…
Needletail – Ouch! Ow! Watch where you put your tail, you stupid furball! At this rate, I’ll never be out of the medicine den!
Leopardfoot – I feel more bad for the leopards than the cat…being smushed against the ground…WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL TO YOUR FEET?!
Tigerclaw – Hmph. Cats these days. First Leopards, now this?! When will this cruelty end?!

That is it! I hope this article made you laugh to yourself, or better yet, out loud! Do you have other funny warrior names to be taken seriously? Let us know in the comments, or feel free to write your own article! I hope you have a good rest of your day, and may StarClan light your path!
-Wishpaw/song