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Rating the Most Despised Warriors Ships With MBTI Marital Satisfaction by Icepool

Icepool rates some ships and their MBTI compatibility.

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Hi, BlogClan! I’m Icepool.
In this article, I’ll be rating the most despised Warriors ships with MBTI marital satisfaction. These r the ratings from the best to the worst…
1. OUR NAMES WERE WRITTEN IN THE STARS B4 WE EVEN MET
2. Yay! We can b good friends!
3. Meh… Not good but not bad either
4. Our ship almost sank but we survived
5. WE R DRIVING 2GETHER ON THE HIGHWAY 2 THE END OF THE WORLD
BTW, I’m only going 2 talk about canon ships (because personally non-canon ships r all weird). Okay, let’s get started!!

-Bramblestar x Squirrelflight
Although this isn’t my fave ship, I personally like this! Well, apparently, people want 2 DESTROY this ship so bad. Anyway, Bramblestar is ESTJ and Squirrelflight is ESFP. They r “Meh… Not good but not bad either”. Tolerable.

-Bramblestar x Jessy
Okay, I hate this one. BrambleJessy is so sudden and weird. I hope they get a bad rating… Bramblestar is ESTJ and Jessy is ESTP. They r “Meh… not good but not bad either”. Well, okay. I guess BrambleSquirrel & BrambleJessy r practically rated as the same thing.

-Ashfur x Squirrelflight
OMG LET ME AT IT I’LL SINK THIS SHIP DEEP IN2 THE OCEAN Most of the people hate this ship like I do. Ashfur is INFP and Squirrelflight is ESFP. They r… “WE R DRIVING 2GETHER ON THE HIGHWAY 2 THE END OF THE WORLD”!!! Huzzah! I KNEW it!!

-Thistleclaw x Snowfur
I’ve never seen any1 ship this… Thistleclaw is a bad guy. Snowfur is a good guy. Just doesn’t make sense. Thistleclaw is ESTP and Snowfur is ESFP. Wow, I just realized Thistleclaw & Jessy have the same MBTI. Weird. ANYway, they r “WE R DRIVING 2GETHER ON THE HIGHWAY 2 THE END OF THE WORLD”. This seems right!

-Firestar x Spottedleaf
Wow. Just wow. I’m surprised by how much I hate this ship. FireSpotted is so gross. In human age, Firestar was about 10 when he 1st came 2 ThunderClan and Spottedleaf was like, 36 or something. Eww. And, like, Firestar is practically cheating on Sandstorm by meeting Spottedleaf in his DREAMS even after she’s DEAD!!! Anyway, Firestar is ENFJ (my MBTI!) and Spottedleaf is INFJ. They r “Yay! We can b good friends!”. …Just… stay as friends, okay?

-Thistleclaw x Spottedleaf
This one is even worse than ThistleSnow. This ship is probably 1 of my most DETESTED ships. Spottedleaf was around 10 and Thistleclaw was, like, 22 or something, and he flirted with her. So gross. Why does Spottedleaf always choose a guy TOO YOUNG 4 her or TOO OLD 4 her??!! Thistleclaw is ESTP and Spottedleaf is INFJ. They r “WE R DRIVING 2GETHER ON THE HIGHWAY 2 THE END OF THE WORLD”!! YES!!!!

-Crowfeather x Nightcloud
I’m kinda neutral about this ship since I haven’t read Crowfeather’s Trial yet… But I don’t ship them (CrowLeaf 4ever!!!!). Crowfeather is ISTJ and Nightcloud is ISFJ, which makes them “Yay! We can b good friends!”. Well, okay.

-Finleap x Twigbranch
I honestly ship them! I mean, Finleap forcing Twigbranch 2 have his kits was totally creepy and all, but he eventually understood her and they genuinely love each other now, right? The results r important, I guess. Finleap is ENFP and Twigbranch is ENFP as well. They r “Yay! We can b good friends!”.

-Tigerstar x Dovewing
I personally ship them; I’m not really sure why this ship is so despised. Probably because there r a lot of Tigerstar haters and Dovewing haters, so their combination is… well, yeah. Tigerstar is ENFJ (Firestar’s MBTI! Also mine) and Dovewing is INFP. Dovewing and Ashfur have the same MBTI?!! Gosh. Well, TigerDove is “WE WERE WRITTEN IN THE STARS B4 WE EVEN MET”!!!

-Lionblaze x Heathertail
SO many people hate this ship. Why? Come on, they were just cute apprentices pretending they are clan leaders in a secret place!!! Still, I think it was right 4 them 2 break up. Lionblaze belongs 2 Cinderheart and Heathertail belongs 2 Breezepelt. Lionblaze is ESTP and Heathertail is ENFP. Heathertail has the same MBTI with Finleap and Twigbranch! Anyway, they r “WE R DRIVING 2GETHER ON THE HIGHWAY 2 THE END OF THE WORLD”!!!! Wow. Shocking. Totally unexpected.

-Skystar x Star Flower
I DESPISE THIS SHIP. Star Flower was literally the girlfriend of Skystar’s son. Not only because of this, but I hated Clear Sky even b4 he & Star Flower were 2gether. Psychotic, bossy dude. I hated Star Flower even when she was with Thunderstar. Too flirty. So, their combination is like a nuclear bomb explosion. Skystar is ENTJ and Star Flower is ENFJ (Firestar’s, Tigerstar’s, and mine!). They r “Yay! We can b good friends!” Well, the problem is, they didn’t stay as friends. I think I would’ve hated their friendship even though they did.

-Spiderleg x Daisy
I don’t hate this ship, but it’s a bit weird, I guess. They didn’t love each other! They didn’t plan 2 have kits! They weren’t even mates! Weird. Spiderleg just left Daisy alone 2 raise their kits. Spiderleg is ISTP and Daisy is ISFJ (Nightcloud’s MBTI!). They r “Meh… not good but not bad either). Agreed.

Yup, that’s all 4 this article! I guess MBTI marital satisfaction matches ships quite well. Still, remember that u shouldn’t classify people with MBTIs 🙂 This is just 4 fun!! I hope u enjoyed this article. If u have any questions about MBTI marital satisfaction 4 Warriors ships, let me know in the comments! Bye! 💜

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