Warrior names taken literally by Skypaw

Skypaw takes some names literally.

Hey everyone! It’s me, Skypaw, back with yet another article! Today I’ll be talking about Warriors names taken literally!

Lightning Tail: Is he Pikachu? Sure looks like it.
Rosepetal: She’s a flower petal. Interesting.
Storm: A literal storm.
Ravenpaw: OH NO HIS PAWS ARE BIRDS SOMEONE HELP HIM BEFORE HE FLIES AWAY!
Deadfoot: Rest In Peace, foot, and may StarClan light your path.
Ivypool: There’s ivy in my swimming pool! It gives a nice forest vibe, though.
Firestar: A star, I guess.
Blackstar: No stars. There are no stars. What was his warrior name, Blackhole?
Bramblestar: Now that is one spiky star. NO, DON’T TOUCH THAT- DUSKKIT!
Squirrelflight: A flying squirrel. Flying squirrels don’t fly, though, they glide. So Squirrelglide or Squirrelsoar, maybe?
Silverhawk: A hawk. That is silver. Wow.
Smudge: There’s a smudge of ketchup on my shirt, guys, I have to clean it!
Snowfur: YAY, A SNOWMAN! Or should I say, snowshe-cat!
Ambermoon: An Amber moon. Red moon? An eclipse maybe? I don’t really know.
Littlecloud: Now that is one tiny cloud. It’s barely the size of an ant!
Wind Runner: Oooo, running on wind. That must be a really cool race.
Flametail: OH NO, HIS TAIL’S BURNING! SOMEONE GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!
Clawface: CLAWS ON HIS FACE!!! That must be how he murdered Spottedleaf! That’s really creepy though…
Silverstream: A RIVER OF SECOND PLACE! Why not Goldstream? That way we won’t get beaten!
Barley: HE’S WHEAT, GUYS, WHEAT. YOU’RE ALL SHIPPING RAVENPAW WITH WHEAT.
Crookedstar: You see that star? It’s looking out of place up there…
Ashfur: HE’S CARBONIZING! Oh no, he’s dead. Oh well.
Cinderheart: That is one hot heart. I could use it for a fire…
Lightleap: Jumping with light. Cool!
Sunbeam: She’s light. (🎶Ray, a drop of golden sun🎶) A beam of light.
Blackclaw: I think he used nail polish! Is it pretty?
Onestar: The lowest rating. He must be a bad cat.
Bluestar: Any star that has three or more times as much mass as the sun will tend to look blue to our eyes. That’s irrespective of other factors such as chemical composition; blue stars, yellow stars and red stars alike are made up of around 75% hydrogen, 24% helium and smaller amounts of other elements. But the fact that blue stars are more massive means they generally have higher intrinsic luminosities than other stars. (Note: This was copy pasted. Do not think it was me, because it wasn’t.)
Sunstar: I guess he’s the sun? Okay, cool.
Frecklewish: I WISH FOR FRECKLES. STARCLAN, CAN I PLEASE HAVE FRECKLES?

Welp, that’s it for today’s article! Hope you like it, and may StarClan light your path (and may the force be with you)! Have a great day, and make sure to look out for a part 2!