The Blog Monthly – Tour Edition

The seventh edition of the Blog Monthly is here – written by Lil, fresh off the printing press

Hello, everyone!! Our normal Blog Monthly Broadcasting is being interrupted by a very important announcement, so pay close attention! Please ignore anything that sounds like a rip-off, I assure you we have paid close attention to copyright laws 😉

WE ARE GOING ON TOUR

That’s right, everyone!! We, your beloved Moderator Team, will be going on tour! The Eagles Tour, to be exact. We will be visiting a number of major cities, including YOURS, whichever one that may be. We have a number of awesome albums that will be featured on this tour, BlogClan’s Version (BCV)! I’ll be going through those, and showcasing our amazing album art as well in this post.

MAPLOR DRIFT (BCV)

This is an amazing album, featuring our amazing Moderator, and author of BitS, Maplebreeze! It has quite a few iconic songs that you might get to hear if you attend The Eagles Tour! This is our debut album, and it reflects Drift’s “outlook on life as a teenager, dealing with romantic relationships, friendships, and insecurity,” according to the album’s Wikipedia. We hope you enjoy!! What’s your favorite song from this album?

FEARLIL (BCV)

A title, a command, interpret as you wish. The moral of the story is, this album is all about moi. It’s a country pop album, featuring many country-associated instruments. Inspired by my “teenage feelings, the lyrics explore themes of romance, heartache, and aspirations. The album’s title refers to the overarching theme of all of its tracks, as they altogether depict Lil’s courage to embrace the challenges of Moderator work.” Again, pulled from the album’s Wikipedia. If this one isn’t your favorite I am humbly suing >:(

SQUEAK NOW (BCV)

This album was a collaboration between Darkbreeze and Sol. All of the squeaking sounds featured are made by Sol, and it was made with the intention of inspiring others to squeak their truth as well. I, for one, was certainly inspired. Inspired by Arkie’s transition from adolescence into adulthood, Squeak Now is an album consisting of songs that depart from the youthful optimism on our past albums. Some tracks were inspired by Arkie’s rising stardom and public experience, as a Moderator, and they have lyrics about confrontation against Sol’s critics and adversaries”, of which, unfortunately, there were many. It is a nice contrast to our previous albums, which I hope you will appreciate.

OSP (BCV)

If you were expecting a color for this album title, you would be wrong. Instead we have chosen to lean more into our wilder qualities, making Osp a fitting title. Osp is, of course, a nickname for one of our most popular band members, Ospreybreeze. This album features songs up to ten minutes long. This is a more transitional album, mixing our country roots with a new pop spin, all thanks to the wonders of Osprey’s brain. It has a number of iconic songs, and sounds. If you listen carefully, you might hear the voice of an osprey in the background.

198PINE (BCV)

This is certainly a year to remember. This album truly transformed the Blog Band into a pop-icon, with three separate songs topping the Billboard 100. If that doesn’t convince you to listen to it, you should know that our Lead Dancer, Pinebreeze, has created a ton of choreography for all of the songs on this album! In addition she is currently coming up with all the fun moves you’ll see if you come see The Eagles Tour. This album was nothing short of perfection, and if you disagree I will politely visit you in your sleep <3. Kidding…kidding…so you think.

VIPUTATION (BCV)

I don’t think you’re ready for it. See what I did there? Punny, huh? Okay. This is a song all about vengeance and coolness, perfectly describing Viperbreeze. It feels like it would be accompanied by flame torches (used safely onstage) for an extra cool effect. Despite the fact that fire is not cool, it is hot. Hehe, did it again. Anyways, this album is one of our more well-known ones, inspired by the fights the Blog Band has had with our largest competition, a rival band, the Spam Monster. Definitely flame torches are featured somewhere. How could they not be?

BIRCHER (BCV)

This is an album that should always be listened to in a corpse of birch trees, with the smell of flowers in the air. Who is this album’s biggest fan? ME-E-EEEEE. This album has a very free-spirited vibe, which is perfect when thinking of the Blog Band Moderator Member it is named after — Birchbreeze!! Just the name has a fun vibe! A few songs discuss heavier topics, and it has a synth-pop sound, making it fun and interesting to listen to. It’s very much a dance-party feel, album, and I highly recommend listening to it later!

SNOWKLORE (BCV)

Best described as, “a collection of songs and stories that flowed like a stream of consciousness,” credits to our Wikipedia of course. This album consists of mellow ballads, reminiscent of a snowy afternoon, and fits well with a cup of tea. It has a very relaxed feel, and lyrics that could only be described as poetic. How fitting, then, that it was written and sung by Snowy, another one of our lead singers. If you are ever in the mood to just sit and smile, I recommend listening to this album, or just talking to Snowbreeze herself! Both will have the same effect in my opinion 🙂

EMBERMORE (BCV)

What would the Eagles Tour be without featuring an album named after someone that the Blog Band could not exist without; our manager, Emberbreeze. This is an album centered around storytelling, one that explores the complexities of human emotion. The Blog Band would not be what it is without Ember, and so it is fitting that one of our more complex albums is the one done in her honor. Ember will exist evermore, and so will the Blog! A message of hope on the horizons. This is getting sappy, so I’ll move on.

MOONLIGHTS (BCV)

Named after the final member of the singing trio, Moonbreeze, Moonlights explores nocturnal ruminations inspired by her sleepless nights. As she is in her last year of school and working on college applications, we felt it fit well. Moon is a key member of the Blog Band, as a lead singer, and on the Blog in general. Changing the Blog Themes, running the NTA, etc. We appreciate all her sleeplessness, and hope she has good dreams tonight. Don’t let the beddy bugs bite

THE TORTURED PENGUINS DEPARTMENT (BCV)

This is an album that will becoming out soon, on my birthday!! It is named after Goldenbreeze, commonly referred to as a penguin. My birthday was chosen as the release date by Goldi, as they were my mentor. Goldi serves as the band’s beloved legal counsel, never without their briefcase. I am sure you are all excited to see what TTPD contains, but you shall have to wait and simply speculate!! I’m sure it will be nothing but excellent, since Goldi is in charge of it 😀

BAND MEMBERS

Just in case somewhere along the way you got confused about who does what in the Blog Band, here’s a refresher!

• Emberbreeze: Manager
• Goldenbreeze: Legal Counsel
• Viperbreeze: Pyrotechnics and Concert/Music Video Lighting
• Birchbreeze: Piano
• Maplebreeze: Publicity and Backup Singer
• Darkbreeze: Bass
• Eaglebreeze: Lead Guitar
• Solstice Marina Dalequan Binglebreeze : Triangle
• Ospreybreeze: Drums
• Pinebreeze: Dancer
• Lilybreeze: Singer
• Moonbreeze: Singer
• Snowbreeze: Singer

Every part of our team is utterly vital, and I’m glad I get to be in the Blog Band with them!!

In honor of the upcoming Eagles Tour (named after none other than Aquila, of course), we are suggesting that everyone change their names in honor of the band! To keep things simple, we suggest going with the “breeze” suffix, as three of our members have already begun that trend! It won’t get confusing at all!! Just to help you get started, we’ve already updated the Allegiances for ya!! It isn’t as if any of you would ever skip out on a trend, so we just assumed.

WRAP UP

All of that said, I really do hope you come out to see The Eagles Tour!! We’ve poured so much into this band, and these albums, and I know it will pay off. Thanks for reading!! See you next month 😀