Translating the Warrior Code by Eclipsefrost

Eclipsefrost puts the warrior code through Google Translate.

After reading several hilarious translation articles on BlogClan, I decided to translate the original warrior code, with really weird results. Here we go:

Original Law 1: Defend your Clan, even with your life. You may have friendships with cats from other Clans, but your loyalty must remain to your Clan, as one day you may meet them in battle.
Translated Law 1: His people to save lives. You can be friends with different cats but always be loyal because one day you might fight.

Original Law 2: Do not hunt or trespass on another Clan’s territory.
Translated Law 2: Don’t meddle or meddle in someone else’s territory.

Original Law 3: Elders, queens, sick or injured cats and kits must be fed before apprentices and warriors. Unless they have permission, apprentices may not eat until they have hunted to feed the elders.
Translated Law 3: Adults, mothers, brood and fodder in front of sick or injured trainers and fighters. Students are not allowed to eat unless they are caught feeding adults

Original Law 4: Prey is killed only to be eaten. Give thanks to StarClan for its life.
Translated Law 4: Game kills and eats. Thank you StarClan for your life.

Original Law 5: A kit must be at least six moons old to become an apprentice.
Translated Law 5: The team has to train for 6 months.

Original Law 6: Newly appointed warriors will keep a silent vigil for one night after receiving their warrior name.
Translated Law 6: After the knight, the recruits sent a night of silence.

Original Law 7: A cat cannot be made deputy without having mentored at least one apprentice.
Translated Law 7: You cannot become a fourth substitute if you do not teach at least one student.

Original Law 8: The deputy will become Clan leader when the leader dies, retires, or is exiled.
Translated Law 8: When an MP dies, retires or emigrates, he becomes Speaker of Parliament.

Original Law 9: After the death, retirement, promotion (to a leader status), or exile of the deputy, the new deputy must be chosen before moonhigh.
Translated Law 9: If the president dies, resigns, comes (to the state capital), or emigrates, a new president must be elected by the end of the month.

Original Law 10: A Gathering of all five Clans is held at the full moon during a truce that lasts for the night. There shall be no fighting among Clans at this time.
Translated Law 10: The five tribes met on the day of the full moon. There will be no all-out war this time.

Original Law 11: Boundaries must be checked and marked daily. Challenge all trespassing cats.
Translated Law 11: Boundaries should be checked and recorded daily. Congratulations to all cats!

Original Law 12: No warrior can neglect a kit in pain or danger, even if the kit is from a different Clan.
Translated Law 12: No warrior cares about any group that suffers or suffers, even if that group is from another tribe.

Original Law 13: The word of the Clan leader is the warrior code.
Translated Law 13: The symbol of the tribe is the symbol of the warrior.

Original Law 14: An honorable warrior does not need to kill other cats to win their battles, unless they are outside the warrior code or if it is necessary for self-defense.
Translated Law 14: A good warrior should not kill another cat to win a battle, against the rules of battle, or if necessary in self-defense.

Original Law 15: A warrior rejects the soft life of a kittypet.
Translated Law 15: A warrior who denies the beauty of group life.

Original Law 16: Each Clan has the right to be proud and independent, but in times of trouble they must forget their boundaries and fight side by side to protect the five. Each Clan must help the others so that no Clan will fall.
Translated Law 16: Each group should be proud and independent, but when the challenge is, forget your limitations and fight side by side to protect the five. Each group must help each other so that the group does not fail.

Well, that was…very weird. Let me know what you think in the comments!