Translating Prophecies! (Part One?) Inspired! by Eclipsepaw

Eclipsepaw puts prophecies from the series through Google Translate.

Hello, this is Eclipsepaw here! This is my first article, so hopefully it will be good! This is inspired by many people, putting warrior cats through translate, but I don’t think any prophecies have been done before…so here we go. (Also, this probably won’t be all the prophecies…comment if I should do another part with the rest of them).

First prophecy:
Original: Like fire, you will blaze through the forest…but beware—even the most powerful flames can be destroyed by water.
Translation: You will burn the forest like fire. But be careful. Even the most powerful flame can be extinguished by water.

…Okay, so not that different. Apparently Bluestar is now the bad one, burning down the forest? Otherwise then that, it seems pretty similar.

Next!
Original: There will be three, kin of your kin, who hold the power of the stars in their paws.
Translation: Three cousins have stars on their feet.

So now Lionblaze, Jayfeather, Dovewing, are Firestar’s cousins, not his grandsons or niece(?). They are now contorted StarClan cats that have stars only on their feet instead of their whole surrounding. Good for them.

Original: Greenleaf will come, but it will bring even greater storms than these. SkyClan will need deeper roots if it is to survive.
Translation: Greenleaf will come, but bigger things will cause theses storms. SkyClan needs deep roots to survive.

Okay, not so much different. It seems like there is already storms…?
Tell me what you all think!
Oh yes, the one we all know of:
Prophecy: Fire alone can save our Clan.”
Translation: Dissatisfaction is the only way to save our clan.

UUUHHHH. WHAT. So either the whole entire plot is changed and Bluestar and Spottedleaf give up on their Clan and leaves it unsatisfied or Firestar is now a…disappointment. Stop unsatisfying your cats, Firestar!

Prophecy: Four will become two. Lion and Tiger will meet in battle, and blood will rule the forest.
Translation: 4 becomes 2. Lions and tigers will fight and jungle blood will rule.

Oh, that perfectly makes sense, doesn’t it? There’s multiple LionClans and TigerClans, the word jungle somehow wormed it’s why into it, even though blood rules over the forest, not the blood of a jungle rules…and the words became numbers. Yay. So much sense /sarcasm.

Prophecy: Darkness, Air, Water and Sky will come together and shake the forest to its roots. Nothing will be as it is now, nor as it has been before.
Translation: Darkness, wind, water, and sky together will uproot the forest. Nothing is more important than now and never will be.

Okay…. Air turned to wind, although that’s not much. But how Is this the most important thing? Sure, they might have had to leave their forest home forever but like what about the great battle in The Last Hope or the storms in Bramblestar’s Storm and (I forgot the name, I think it was like The Raging Storm or something?), and the droughts in The Fourth Apprentice and what about when Ashfur literally tried to destroyed something and somehow ended up to be the only cat understanding concept if he managed to control things and break the afterworlds. I have a lot to say on this one.

Okay, last one because it’s 10:30 PM and my head’s exploding:
Prophecy: Before there is peace, blood will spill blood, and the lake will run red.
Translation: Before there is peace, blood will be spilled and the pools will be red.

Pretty much the same, but somehow the lake is a giant swimming pool now. Time to get everyone and jump in and disturb the warriors! Hooray! (Wait I just noticed autocorrect made spilled to supplied and I just fixed it).

That’s it for now! I hope you enjoyed! This is Eclipsepaw signing out!