Taking Warrior Names Literally by Hollypaw

Hollypaw takes some warrior names (and BlogClanner names!) literally.

Holz is hereee 😀 For this article I’ll be taking warrior names literally, hope you like it!

Willowshine – A shining tree! Must be blessed by StarClan!!! Guys, let’s call it the Moontree!

Flametail – AAAA HIS TAIL IS ON FIRE!!! I have an idea, let’s drown him, that’ll put it out!

Ratscar – He’s a rat. With scars. Maybe his Clanmates accidentally hunted him.

Bellaleaf – Meet Bell, a leaf! Does she jingle?

Leafpool – Let’s hope that this leaf floats good.

Berrynose – I would want to eat your nose, but by your personality, it’s probably a poisonous berry. Plus the boogers.

Bluefur – She’s a Blue Toadette.

Clawface – His face is a giant claw? Or is it a giant paw with claws on it? Tell me what you think in the comments, but in my opinion, both are creepy.

Toadfoot – He must jump well, with toads for feet. Does he control them or do they hop wherever they please?

Berryheart – Makes sense that her heart is that small, but this berry sounds poisonous too. VERY poisonous.

Reedwhisker – CAMOFLAUGING WHISKERS, AWESOME

Mudfur – Take a bath, dude, your fur’s so dirty.

Dustpelt – You also need to take a bath.

Ashfur – And so do you!!! Cats these days…

Yellowfang – YOU, on the other hand, need to brush your teeth. For like, an hour.

Sandstorm – A natural disaster! Don’t destroy the camp, Sandstorm!!!

Nightheart – Evillllll, a heart as dark as the night…

Sneezecloud – Bless you! (but sneeze into your armpit next time, so you don’t make a giant cloud of germs)

Hootwhisker – Are there owls inside your whiskers???

Fuzzypelt – My new stuffed animal.

Firefern – THIS FERN IS ON FIREEEEEE

Appledusk – The sun turned into an apple, and it’s setting…*chomp* AAA MY MOUTH

Mapleshade – Relaxing reading spot…until she kills you.

Frecklewish – All I want for Christmas is twenty-two freckles…

Fidgetflake – Fidgeting with snowflakes won’t work, dude. They’ll melt.

Woodsong – Is a bird trapped inside that piece of wood? Because that’s a pretty melody.

Shimmerpelt – A STARCLAN CAT HAS COME TO US

Tallpoppy – That is one tall flower! Good luck using that in your bouquet.

Thornclaw – I don’t want to get scratched by this guy.

Princess – Princess Peach *Mario music plays*

Violetshine – Shiny is miney

Twigbranch – EVOLUTION

Shadowsight – Blind dude

Emberdawn – Bob Ross’s next painting

Birchfoot – Feet made out of wood…PEG LEG PIRATE

Viperfrost – Give that snake a scarf, it must be cold

Goldenfawn – SHINYYYY, like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck

Mapledrift – Drift, drift, drift your leaf gently down the streammm

Eagleflight – Birb

Pineblossom – Since when do pine trees grow flowers?

Lilybreeze – Lily blowing in the breeze, prettyyy

Snowbreeze – Brrr, this breeze is less pretty, I’m cold

Ospreysplash – Queen of the diving board

Moonbreeze – OH NO THE BREEZE BLEW CLOUDS OVER THE MOON STARCLAN IS ANGRY

Darkwing – Raven? Crow? Sol? Devil panda dancing while wearing pajamas? Who knows

Hollyfang – Must be hard for you to eat with berries and leaves as your teeth, but at least you can still have ice cream

That’s it for now, may StarClan light your path!