An Introduction to BlogClan, According to Google Translate! by Redfawn

Redfawn and Google Translates guide new members through the blog.

Hello, BlogClan! After reading several other hilarious translation articles, I decided to write a new member’s guide to BlogClan and then translate it through ALL the languages available on Google Translate. It took me forever, but it’s finally done. I hope you enjoy! (The bold text is translated.)

(WARNING: CHAOS AHEAD!)

Hello! Welcome to BlogClan! We’re very glad to have you join us. Let’s take a tour of the blog to see what it’s all about.

Salutations! Welcome to the internet! We are pleased that you are living here! Let’s board the plane. Your luggage and chalk, please.

First up are the pages on the New Member tab! These explain what kind of website BlogClan is and our code of conduct. You can also chat with our wonderful mod team, who read and approve every single comment that you’ll see on the blog.

First up, the admission fee! These are in the outer ring, which means they are spiced, so follow the expected standards! You can also yell at moderators, who secretly rule the nation and the website.

Once you’re ready, head on over to the Need Company tab. Here you can access the Tavern, a place to chat about anything Blog-appropriate; the Hug Page, where you can go to get hugs and advice when you’re feeling down; the Elders’ Den and the Sunning Patch, where you can discuss Warriors to your heart’s content, and much more!

Once you’re ready, jump! Here you can drink the husks, which have brows, get hugs and the advice columnist, the retirement home and the tanning salon, where the cats will debate the necessity of the radio waves. Power outage!

There’s also the Feeling Creative tab. Here you can share and organize fanfiction and art projects, play Warriors-themed games, and read Trailing Stars, BlogClan’s collaborative fanfiction project.

Creativity doesn’t exist! Here you can tell all your secrets, lose games, rubber ducks, and apply makeup and lose your cane. The blog does not have a fireproof elevator.

But that’s not all that can be found on BlogClan! If you click on All Pages and scroll down, you’ll find the Deputy’s Den and the Medicine Den, where you can chat with BlogClan’s own deputy and medicine cats.

But that is all online! Spit on the screen and scroll, you will find Washington, D.C. and the hospital, both good places for concerts.

However, if cheerfully chatting with a medicine cat isn’t what you have in mind, check out the Hazelpage, where you can get a healthy dose of chaos! Then pay a visit to the Apprentice Army, where you can get some tasty soup for dinner.

If you’re cheerful, check in to the Hazel Hotel! Ignore the chirping smoke detector, your stay will be fine. Now, let’s eat the Armed Forces for dinner. Beware the growling dog; it in the my enthusiastic the soup.

But wait, there’s more! There are also hundreds of secret pages, fan articles, and other wonderful corners of the blog. Have fun finding them!

Get fuel! The blog is full of secrets, wild news anchors, and chicken nuggets. Beware of life. It has teeth.

Well, that’s all for now! I hope you enjoyed your tour of BlogClan. Stop by and join in anytime!

I quit! Enjoy YouTube. Eat gumbo. Bye!

Well, that was very weird! I am so confused by how “BlogClan” translated into “YouTube.” Let me know what you think in the comments!