Taking Warrior Names Literally by Silverpaw

Silverpaw takes some characters’ names literally.

hops on stage cutely Hellooooo, it’s your host Silvsy with another article!!! >:3 I am going to be taking some warrior names literally so STAY TUNED (to maybe watch me get yeeted into the sky /lh)

Larksong: Oh, this is very pretty! This cat…. instead of meowing….. tweets a lark’s song? Wha- SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IN SHINYCLAM IS GOING ON???
Sparkpelt: AAAAAAAAAAAA RUNNNNNNN THIS CAT IS ON FIRE AND IS GONNA SET THE STAGE ON FIRE!!!
Firestar: Oh- um- very interesting…. it’s just a star that’s on fire?
Ravenpaw: ooh I have paws made of ravens now? I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYY (jumps off of stage and falls) AAAAAAAA I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO FLY???
Lightleap: Well, this cat can sure jump very lightly! It doesn’t even dent this squishmallow, see?!?
Clear Sky: Oh- nice! Just a cloudless sky! I love the view!!!
Monkeystar: It’s a monkey clinging to a star!!!
Sandstorm: wait- the weather alert says a sandstorm is coming our way?? RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Yellowfang: Sheesh, did you know that there’s a thing called whitening toothpaste?? Oh, and breath mints…
Ferncloud: What’s this…? A cloud made of ferns?? The weather has sure been getting creative lately…
Windstar: I can’t see anything. You say it’s- what? A star made of wind? Oh, that explains why I’m about to get blown off the stage right now… WAIT NO- I ACTUALLY AM BEING BLOWN OFF THE STAGE RIGHT NOW??? SOMEONE HELP??????? PLEASE? ANYONE??? (yeeted into the air) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mousefur: (appears back panting and fur ruffled) Okay…. No. This can’t be. THE PROPHESIED CAT THAT WOULD SUPPOSEDLY HAVE FUR MADE OF MICE??? IS THIS REAL??
Feathertail: Well, this cat sure matches her description! BORINGGGG! NEXT!
Maggottail: what is this. Wait- I don’t even want to know.
Tangleburr: UHH—— did you know that there is a device that exists called a BRUSH??
Onestar: Nothing special- just a single star in the sky….
Littlecloud: aww, cute! it’s a tiny cloud!!
Cinderpelt: Well, please wash your fur…
Emberdawn: HEEEHEHEEHEHEEHEEHHEEHEHEHEHEEE (this one’s for you Embix!) ok it is a bunch of embers that is arranged to look like a sunrise!! very pretty!
Tinycloud: same thing as Littlecloud. NEXT!
Kestrelflight: Look, the kestrel just flew off!!
Squirrelflight/star: What’s that in the sky….? IT’S A BIRD!! IT’S A PLANE! No, it’s a flying squirrel!
Hawkwing: Do you see that? Oh, it’s a hawk and that was its wing that I saw! WAIT- HAWKS EAT CATS?? RUN!!!!
Darktail: just a cat with a dark tail, no big deal. WAIT- YOU’RE SAYING THAT’S ONE OF THOSE STOATS?? GREAT STARCLAN, ARE THESE CHAOS EVER GOING TO END?????
Mothwing: Just a single moth wing drifting along slowly on a calm breeze!
Runningnose: Poor cat… HERE, TAKE THESE COUGH DROPS.

That’ll be all for now from your chaotic Silvy! Lmk if I should do a part two, which I most likely will!! Bye!!! Silvs out!