Translating Warrior Names And Back by Twinkleshine

Twinkleshine puts warrior names through Google Translate.

Art by Br33z3w1ng
[various cats with literal designs/interpretations of their name]

Hi! Twinkleshine is back with a new article! I saw a few articles doing this and they were literally so funny, so I decided to do this myself. Here we go! (The languages are English and Chinese btw)

ThunderClan:
Bluestar – blue stars. Wait is that supposed to mean that Bluestar is dead since you go to StarClan after you die-
Graystripe – gray bars. So StarClan really wants to send him to the Dark Forest? oh noooo…
Firestar – Mars. Is Firestar going to be the first warrior to travel to another planet???
Whitestorm – white wind. Um… I guess it kind of makes sense. Whitestorm would probably be mad though.
Lionheart – lion heart. Just a space? Not too bad I guess.
Spottedleaf – variegated leaves. What the heck.
Tigerstar – tiger star. Not too bad. I hate when GT just adds spaces though.
Ravenpaw – Ravenpaw. Bingo!
Longtail – long tail. Boring…
Yellowfang – yellow teeth. Yellowfang has yellow teeth, time to go to the dentist lol
Tallstar – high star. It makes sense, but I think Shrewclaw would disagree.
Onestar – one star. Another boring one with an extra space.
Smudge – soil. Omg. Please don’t tell Smudge this.
Scourge – natural disaster. YES, GT! SCOURGE IS A NATURAL DISASTER!!!
Stonefur – Shimao. It’s just how you pronounce it in Chinese… makes sense but it’s kind of boring…
Mistyfoot – Mistyfoot. Good job GT.
Runningnose – runny nose. Yes, Runningnose has a runny nose.
Ferncloud – fern cloud. BORING!
Frostfur – frost fur. Accurate but boring again.
Speckletail – Madarao. That makes no sense…
Boulder – boulder. Poor Boulder, got mistaken for just a rock.
Brindleface – striped face. Does Brindleface even have a striped face? Too lazy to do any research.
Dappletail – Madarao. AGAIN? What’s going on, GT?
Darkstripe – dark streak. Yep, that’s right, GT. Darkstripe has a dark streak of infinity days.
Goldenflower – golden flower. Boring.
Mousefur – mouse hair. I feel so bad for Mousefur right now, even though he wasn’t one of my fav characters. Not even Tigerstar 1.0 deserves to be called mouse hair.
Willowpelt – willow bark. Does Willowpelt have bark for fur or something?
Redtail – red tail fish. Since when did Redtail turn into a fish, GT?!?!?!?!?!