Google Translate Makes (not very) Hilarious Warrior Names by Twinkleshine

Twinkleshine puts warrior names through Google Translate.

Art by iycewing
[image description: Sparrowtail, Toadfoot, Mousewhisker, Sparkpelt, and Lightningtail are depicted with literal representations of their names]

I did this once and it was literally so funny, so I’m going to do it again but in a different language. Opening up GT… closing eyes… choosing random language… and it’s… *drumroll please…* Ewe(I have no idea what that language is but…)! Here we go!

Firestar: The Star of Fire. What the heck. I think GT took this too seriously. Like Firestar got turned into a literal star that got put on fire by Tigerstar or something.

Graystripe: Graystripe line. Umm… did Graystripe grow a straight line tail? Idk what’s going on here.

Sandstorm: The Sandstorm. YAY! The one and only SANDSTORM!!! YAYYYYYY GO SANDSTORM

Leafpool: Leafpool group. Um, Leafpool started a group? Did I miss that part? Or maybe it was just her and Crowfeather? Idk.

Crowfeather: The feathers of the fox. How does crow relate to fox in ANY WAY?? Sorry, Leafpool, but the tom you had a crush on and ran away with was actually a fox… oh no… that means WindClan’s deputy is also a fox…

Feathertail: The tail of the feather. Makes sense, but not really funny. I should skip this but I’m too lazy.

Bluestar: Bluestar asterism. Hmm, Bluestar turned into some sort of constellation. Maybe Firestar is a part of that constellation?

Tigerstar: Tigerstar’s comet. Maybe he should be called Cometstar now. Or maybe Tigercomet so that he wouldn’t be leader anymore. Wait, what about just sticking to Tigerclaw.

Tigerstar 2.0(Tigerheart): the heart of Tigerheart. Looks like Tigerstar’s heart ran away and joined the Tribe as a cat named The Heart of Tigerheart.

Tallstar: The Holy Star. Uh, sure, GT? I mean, Tallstar is in StarClan now, so I guess you could say that. But still. How did Tall turn into Holy? Oops, I think I turned into Reena. “Hi, Tall!” “um it’s actually Tallpaw”

Bramblestar: Bramblestar’s constellation. I guess Bluestar isn’t the only cat that owns a constellation now.

Lionblaze: the flames of the lion. I think that would have scared Breezepelt enough not to try to kill him back when he was training with the DF. But still, it makes sense and gives me a hard time giving a funny explanation.

Jayfeather: Jayfeather’s case. I guess it’s just like, Jayfeather

Hollyleaf:

Squirrelflight:

Scourge: