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Wollow finished her ice cream, and mysteriously kept her balance while walking back to her seat.
Lionpaw put an end to that. She quickly did a barrel roll seconds before Wollow reached her seat. Lionpaw chuckled under her breath as Wollow dropped her ice cream on her chair (the only non-window seat left).
(I have no ice cream left, and Wollow is mysteriously being perfectly balanced.)
XD (are you magic?)
(Yep. Usually it’s just mysteriously popping up somehow or doing odd things, but I can directly control stuff using the power of typos :P)
😛
“Accio cat cage!” Yelled Maplekit taking out her wand, and her cats flew right into her arms.
Wollow yawned, yaned, then yamed. She then threw the yams out the window because sweet potatoes are gross.
Yay you agree with me!!!!!!!
(Check on the Food Page)
Wollow decided this was all taking too long. She took a parachute from out of her backpack, strapped on her backpack, and jumped out of the plane. Somehow. It is unknown how she got out. Anyway, she conveniently landed right in front of the airport. She pulled out her hoverboard, sat down, and glided into the airport to wait for Lion to land the plane.
Lionpaw was violently swerving the plane from side to side, “Who wants to say ‘hi’ to Wollow?” She didn’t wait for an answer. “Ok!!” She said to herself, Lionpaw thrust the plane downwards. Clouds. Clear sky. Low hanging clouds.
A city was coming into view, a large building with run ways was ahead of them. Lionpaw found an empty departure one where Wollow had arrvived at. Lion pulled the gameboy further down, and skimmed the track, before violently pulling it up again. “Lap one!!!!” She shouted at Wollow, “That took about a day.” She quickly calculated to herself, and began to talk (very loudly) back at Wollow. “See in 3 days!”
Wollow yawned. “I LEFT SOME SPARE PARACHUTES FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS THEM!” she shouted.
Wavepaw groaned. “Three days? Oh well, I can probably beat Clumsy Ninja in three days. If only Thunder and Shadow were out…”
“UGHHH” Maplekit screamed and got her luggage, put her cats and herself in parachutes, and leaped out of the plane. She landed next to Wollow and her cats landed on Wollow’s head. “HI Wollow! You gotta lil’ somethin’ rigggggggggggght-” She pointed to her cats. “There.”
Wollow put the cats on a hoverboard and stood up. “Let’s go get ice cream while the rest of the patient people ride on a plane.”
(Okay, seriously guys, can you just advance the story already?)
(Story advanced √ )
(oki)
“Okay, THEN WE CAN GO TO THE MAJESTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC DISNEY WOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD!” Screamed Maplekit.
“”Fine!” Lion yelled back, and threw the plane down, on the Disney Land car park, the plane was upside-down. “Yay! 10 points for landing.” Lion shouted ,looking at the plane an approving way.
Iceshard holds up a card that scores Lionpaw a negative 10. He waits for the other judges.
Wollow held up a card that said negative 400.
Lion held up a card that said “Chance: bank error collect £200 in your favour.”
Wollow held up a card that said “Get out of jail free.” “Wish I had one on that plane.”
Lionpaw took another card “It’s your birthday, collect £10 from every player.” “I wish it was, uh, I’ll take another card.” The next card read, “For every house you own pay £50, and for every hotel pay £100.” “Ugh, does my plane count as a house / hotel?” She asked, pointing at the remains of an airplane, and with the other hand to the dingy-with-the-umbrella thing.
She quickly found a permanent marker in her pocket and wrote on the dingy’s side “Hard Boiled Egg 2” before whispering “Please say no to the house / hotel question, please say no the house / hotel question….”
Maplekit saw the plane and face palmed.
Lionpaw barrel rolled towards Disney Land car park, “Please keep your seatbelts on as we will land in 10…” She thrust the control downwards. “…9…”. Clouds flew past them. “8….7…” The ground was becoming closer, closer, “6…5…” Lionpaw quickly threw in a barrel roll or 3. “4…1!!!!!!” The plane hit the ground upside down, whilst Lionpaw walked out looking pleased with herself. “Perfect landing!”
“I VOTE NEGATIVE PI!” Screamed Maplekit beating the other judges.
(Negative Pi is pretty much equal to -3 😛 )
(AW 😛 STUPID MATH)
“I vote infinite plus, so does everyone else.” Lionpaw said to Maple, “Anyway, a note to all passengers – thank you for flying with Lion Airlines, please come again soon!”
“I vote a negative 200. I’m never flying Lion Airlines again.” Iceflower said grouchily. “I’ll stick to Delta.”
“Are you sure we supply free fun for all the family! And don’t forget the… Uh…. Discount, yes that’s right, a friends and family only discount.” Lion continued babbling on about how great her airline was until the plot progressed.
(I don’t 😛 )
Lion sat in the corner and wailed. “Wait hang on a moment,” she sniffed. “Do you mean you’ll vote more?” Lion’s face instantly lit up, then she ran over to the smoking plane wreck and took out everyone’s luggage for them. “Come again soon!”
“LET’S GET ON WITH IT,” Wollow screamed. She threw her stuff on a hoverboard.
Maple picked up her cats and said, “Anything is better than Lion airlines.”
“Y s! That true, Lion Airlines 2 is better!” She found herself rummaging through her bags until she found a blow up dingy and an umbrella. “Lion Airlines 2 here, get your tickets now before we set off!” Unwelcoming silence cast around the makeshift parachute-plane-helicopter thing. “Ok, ok. It may just be an inflatable Titanic and a parasol, but how are you planning to get past the ticket manager?”
“We know. Let’s GET ON WITH IT.”
(That’s exactly what I was thinking 😛 )
Maplekit sniffled. And coughed. “Stupid sickness.” She muttered.