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Round two of Incorrect Warrior Cat Quotes, everyone! Big announcement, Iโm going to try to make this into a series Iโll post on the Tavern, so keep an eye out for any future installments!
Letโs BEGIN!
By the way, most of these are cats!
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Leafkit: *softly rubbing Cinderpeltโs cheeks*soft and squishy, soft and squishโฆ
Cinderpelt: *looking down, amused*
Leafkit: *softly rubbing Yellowfangโs cheeks*soft and squishy, soft and squishyโฆ
Yellowfang: *Bites her*
Leafkit: OW! SHARP AND POINTY!! SHARP AND POINTY!!
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Dustpaw: Fireheartโs eyes are just plain. Nothing special-
Sandpaw, Cinderpelt, and Spottedleaf: THEYโRE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SHADE OF GREEN I HAVE EVER SEEN, ARE YOU BLIND? WHEN THE SUN HITS THEM SUDDENLY THEY ARE BRILLIANT AND CLEAR! THEY ARE FULL OF DEPTH YOU CANโT EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM! THEY ARE-
Dustpaw: *smirks*
Sandpaw:
Sandpaw: donโt
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Fireheart: *goes on Tumblr and screams*
Darkstripe: WHAT IS IT?
Fireheart: DARKFIRE!?!?!?!?*shows Darkstripe*
Darkstripe: *gasps*Itโs soโฆ. CUTE!
Fireheart: DARKSTRIPE NO!
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How warrior ships work
GRAYFIRE
Fireheart: *rolls over in bed*Graystripe? You awake?
Graystripe: *rolls over*yep*licks his cheek*
DARKTIGER
Darkstripe: *rolls over in bed*Tigerclaw you awake?
Tigerclaw: *violently flops over*What in the name of StarClan do you want?
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Leafpaw: guys we should clean the house.
Shrewpaw: right but how do we separate the chores?
Sandstorm: I’ll do the kitchen.
Leafpaw: living room.
Firestar: Bathroom.
Squirrelpaw: Shrewpaw.
Shrewpaw: w-what?
Squirrelpaw: nothing I said Iโll help on the living room.
Note, Shrewpaw was in here just because I needed another character -w-
Note 2, if you have seen this quote and know itโs been changed itโs because it was a bit iffy so I made it appropriate.
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Squirrelflight: hey Leafpool wanna hear something cool?
Leafpool: of course.
Squirrelflight: when a fly is flying in a monster itโs flying as fast as the monster/
Leafpool: Iโฆ
*Leafpool.exe has crashed*
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Longtail: hey guys for Halloween weโre going to dress up as things that donโt exist. What will yours be?
Spottedleaf: a mermaid!
Sandstorm: a unicorn!
Darkstripe: my will to live.
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Graystripe: I have a headcanon.
Whitestorm: ah, you have a theory.
Graystripe: no I literally have a headcanon.
Whitestorm: *looking up*i know, weโve-
Whitestorm:
Whitestorm: it seems that there is a small canon taped to your head.
Graystripe: and itโs fully functional!
Whitestorm: the lengths to which you go to make a pun are admirable but-
Graystripe: WANNA SEE IT GO OFF?
Whitestorm: NOT PARTICULARLY.
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SHIP QUOTES
Scourge x Tawnypelt(ew)
Scourge: so I heard you like bad boys.
Tawnypelt: not really.
Scourge: oh thank god.
Graystripe x Fireheart
Graystripe: I LOST FIREHEART! HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
Person: what does he look like?
Graystripe: *sobbing*BEAUTIFUL!
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Fireheart: all right weโve got a box weโre going to put something we love in the box.
Graystripe: can I put Cinderpaw in the box?
Fireheart: no
Yellowfang: can I put Cinderpaw in the box?
Fireheart: NO.
Sandstorm: can I-
Fireheart: NO ONE IS PUTTING CINDERPAW IN THE BOX.
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Tigerclaw: love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Darkstripe: you a literally making a Valentines day card for Goldenflower right now.
Tigerclaw: *pointing hot glue gun threateningly at him*youโre on thin freaking ice
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Fireheart: if you kill someone in a living room is it still a living room?
Sandstorm: no, go to sleep
Fireheart: who delivers the mailmanโs mail?
Sandstorm: I love you and all, but please go to sleep.
Fireheart: โฆ
Sandstorm: โฆ
Fireheart: if a kid is bad and wants coal what does Santa do?
Sandstorm: if I didnโt love you Iโd kill you.
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Scourge: I’m small but knowing
Bone: you wouldnโt even know what the top shelf looks like
Scourge:
Bone:
Scourge: fox heart.
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(playing D&D)
Cinderpelt: I roll to steal Fireheartโsโฆ. Heart!
Fireheart: Cinderpelt you canโt-
Cinderpelt: *rolls a twenty*
Fireheart: โฆ
Graystripe, dungeon master: you have a spring wedding. Iโm Fireheartโs best man and Sandstorm is Cindepeltโs maid of honor.
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Leafpaw: Sandstorm you need to talk to Squirrelpaw. Sheโs not talking and she says sheโs communicating through โinterpretive dabbingโ
Sandstrom: Squirrelpaw is this true?
Squirrelpaw: *sadly dabs*
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Tigerclaw: why is blood so hard to wash off your hands?
Tigerclaw: I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THAT SOUNDS! I HAD A NOSEBLEED I DIDNโT KILL ANYONE!
Darkstripe: we both know thatโs not entirely true.
Brokenstar: hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood just fine.
Mapleshade: do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream itโd kill them?
Ivypaw: this house is filled with murderers.
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Berrynose: I’m hungry but my teeth are too clean. Whoโd wanna ruin this perfect smile?
Jaypaw: Berrynose you do realize you still have millions of bacteria in your teeth even if theyโre โcleanโ
Berrynose: b-but theyโre so shiny
Jaypaw: berrynose I never lie
Berrynose: *sadly eats a mouse*
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Darkstripe: *licks Tigerclawโs cheek*
Tigerclaw: what was that?
Darkstripe: affection
Tigerclaw: it was disgusting.
Tigerclaw:
Darkstripe:
Tigerclaw: do it again
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Spottedleaf: I would do anything for you firepaw
Firepaw: tell me my fur is prettier than yours
Spottedleaf: โฆโฆ. Almost anything.
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Annnnnd thatโs a wrap! I would say I didnโt do too bad with my part two collection. Buuut sadly that was the last of them so the hunt and creativity begin! Again, none of these were by me.
And now a cute little quote I found.
For once in my life, I donโt have to try to be happy. When Iโm with you it just happens.
YEEEEEEETT BEEEE THIS IS AWESOMEE!!!! ๐
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVEERRR YEEEEET
Yaayyyy I’m so happy you like these, Shadowpaw!! I will hopefully post another one soon!!
Which was your favorite??? Mine was the Cinderpaw In A Box one.
I love these ๐ ๐
I hope so! There will hopefully be more soon!!
Which one was the best???
These are hilarious xD
“leafpool.exe” aren’t all exe files viruses?
I love that quote
^^
me whenever i see that the live chat open
https://imgur.com/2kIeO0d
Me, ish ๐
For a sec I thought you were saying that live that was open, and I went to the page and it said, last post “24 hours ago” ๐ rip ๐
My mom made muffins and walked away for a minute and then our dog managed steal three of them. ๐ (He’s okay though) So now we call him Three-Muffin Finn ๐
oof ๐
Me daily ๐: Wow there’s so much homework so I don’t know where to start! *start procrastinating*
same
Me daily ๐
…
It is the weekend.
I do not have my laptop.
I am very bored.
Haiku
by Shadey
rest in spaghetti never forgetti
it’s a solid 9.2/4 ngl
Rip ๐
tHaT iS bEaUtY
I don’t have my laptop either; it broke ๐
*TIP TOES INSIDE* SHHHHH *STEALS FOOD FROM REFRIGERATOR* ๐
:0
Does Flighty have a mentor? Because if not, then the mysterious Blogclanner Bry couldn’t be them because Bry said they have a mentor. It isn’t Rainie because…we just know it isn’t her and she said it isn’t. It isn’t Pasty because she’s on Warriors Amino and Bry said she isn’t. Hmm does Beepaw have a mentor (I’m seeing people guessing Beepaw)? I am running out of options on who Bry is ๐
hmmm another guess would be Hazy (bc of flowers) but it’s not like her to do it. I’m pretty sure Flighty got a mentor last week? Beepaw definitely does not have a mentor, she’s on the waiting list.
oof ๐
Today I’m in a talent show… doing IMPROV ON THE VIOLIN WITH MY TEACHER!!!!? *facepaw* why did I ever agree to do this ๐
What happened was last week my violin teacher called me up and basically said:
“Hey there’s a talent show next weekend, we should do improv for it!”
Me: “uuhhhmmmm”
Teacher: “Ok cool!It starts at 6:30!”
End of conversation ๐ rip me ๐
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Ahhhh… Wish me luck I guess ๐
Lol I read “Improv on the Voltron”
and I went, “YASSSS”
then I re-read it and went,
“I need a rehab group aw jeez.
oof ๐
GOOD LUCK!!!! ๐ ๐
I’m kinda a dj this weekend, so I changed by name.
nice ๐
We had a three day break (still have it) and I looked back at what I did today.
-Sleep in
-Read a bit
-Go on my phone
-Eat
-Go on my computer
-Watch Riverdale on phone
-Lay around and get in my family’s way
-Go on Blogclan.
How did everyone else’s day go?
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my day is fine i guess ๐
Who else is addicted to Riverdale, here?
Aah all my friends say I should watch it and I pick up a Voltron thing and shove it in their face and say, “llllaaatttteeerrr I gotttt Klanceeee. Leavvveeee mmeeee aallooonnnne.”
Every. Time.
not me sorry ๐
Yep ๐ I’m a couple episodes behind tho because I’m kind of… done with season three
me when i have to be social
https://imgur.com/2hUlyyI
Hi peoplez! It’s spring break for our school district, and I’m in Ohio! My oldest cousin had a baby in January, and so my family and I went here.
ooh nice
and i live in ohio ๐
That’s so cool! And congrats to your cousin!