BlogClan Tavern, Fifth Avenue

Omg so i just was trying to find old comments i had made on Blogclan and I found the cousin war thing parts 1 and 2 but i can’t find the last part so im just gonna repost parts 1 and 2 so the newer blogclanners can see it (its on like page 150 something (2018) on the tavern so its old lol)
STORIES FROM THE BATTLEGROUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was last year………………………..
about 4 days after i joined blogclan……………………..
My uncles birthday party……………… was the birth of not just him………………….. but of a WAR!!!! THE COUSIN WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me my sister (I will call Butthead Sunfur) and my younger cousin (I will call Petalsong) were waiting for my older younger cousin (I will call Fernfall) after Fernfall got to my uncles house Petalsong started to sneak into her siblings rooms when they found out by a HUGE FAN Petalsong knocked over we broke off into two teams
With her 2nd oldest brother (Who i will call Sharpteeth) as one teams leader and me as the others i appointed her youngest brother (Who was older then her still(And i will call Ironclaw)) as my right hand man and TWO FRIKIN SECONDS LATER HE WENT AND JOINED SHARPTEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I appointed Fernfall my deputy and she stayed My SISTER got captured and JOINED Sharpteeth A few seconds later a cousin of my cousin came and tried to call herself a friend……..
Okay, so After Sharpteeth’s Cousin came and tried to get in on our ‘Secret’ plans (I had a ‘Security camera’ (My tablet in Petalsong’s drawer) that recorded every second of her in there)
we told her “Secret” plans ( this (“) means we didnt have it in the first place and told fake plans :P) After that nothing much happened UNTIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sharpteeth HIMSELF came to our base!!! He said ‘Hey go into my room and we surrender and i will bring a ‘Prize” You see Sharpteeth was a dude i trusted but right when we got in the room he said ‘Okay now im gonna close the door and i will come back and open it when the ‘Prize’ is ready’ Fernfall and i KNEW something was up so she grabbed a nerf gun and went under Sharpteeth’s bed and waited until he came back. When Sharpteeth came back He had his entire army. (PAUSE STORY) Okay so at this point the entirety of the adults were wondering what was going on (Yea an entire army of children with nerf guns marching up the stairs will do that :P) So my mom asked Sharpteeth what was going on and he told her and her response was ‘OOOOOOKay?????????’. (RESUME STORY) We went to war (3 against like 15 :/) and Fought fiercely i died on the steps and Fernfall almost died under the bed I have NO idea what happened to Petalsong. OH and how i died was My EX-DEPUTY stabbed me with a toy knife that pops in when it hits something hard (LIKE MY BACK!) so HE LITERALLY BACKSTABBED ME TWICE AND I QUOTE DURING THE SECOND TIME HE SAID ‘For good measure’ AND I WAS LIKE :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I didn’t edit that at all bc i thought it would be more funny in my old bad writing.