Now that you’ve stumbled across this chaotic nook of the Blog, you may be wondering what exactly we are. The Apprentice Army is a corner on the Blog that’s made its own family. It is something all members on the Blog can be part of. There’s no need to ask to join, you can just jump on in and get a warm welcome. We love ideas for events, games, positions, etc. It’s a place to make friends, and belong to a community — one that you can help create. While it began with the objective to take over the Blog, it has evolved into a place you go when you are looking for a smile. Now, the purpose of it is to create a family….and throw some moddos into a pot 😀
Since you’re here, you might as well stay!!
Some common things you’ll see referenced around here:
The Pot: A soup He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named throws apprentices in to >:(
Moms: Warriors who are honorary Army members and help run things!
Our High Ranks: Leader, 2nd in Command, 3rd in Command, Mediator, Medicine Cat, Medicine Cat Assistant, Ultimate Accomplice!
Flinty: Our Leader!
Proposed by one of our awesome members, Mounty, we now do positive challenges! They’ll appear here when updated!
Positive Challenge:
Say hello to one new person this week!
Feel free to chat and plot chaos here! Here are some links to our affiliated places:
History – https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AaopviEQT5tOTmCYYcwAjRJEEkJ5EnvPBMPbaVeMtek/edit
Game Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-game-page/
Chaos Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/tumblr_p72wbmkwfu1x6eg0ao1_1280/
Introduction Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/needletail-3-png/comment-page-1/?unapproved=1091623&moderation-hash=3be3002ca595c3a414d25094e554cffa#comment-1091623
Wiki – https://blogclan-2.fandom.com/wiki/The_Apprentice_Army
Pages no longer in use:
Old Main Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army/comment-page-14/#comments
Old Elections Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-elections/comment-page-4/#comments
it doesn’t feel right being here as a warrior so I’m thinking about just permanently leaving the apprentice army 😛
NOOO 😭😭😭
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If you want to 😛 but remember, we’ll always be here if you suddenly have the urge to make some dodo soup 😉
NOOO don’t 😭
no plz
don’t leave
here, have a free ice-cream D:
NOOOOOO!!!😭
🔥🏈Firepaw/light🏈🔥he/him 🐯NFL Bengals fan!🐯looking for a mentor!👀“You fail all the time, but you aren’t a failure until you start blaming someone else.
NOOOOOO!!!😭
NOOOOOoooOOoOOoooOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOO DDDD:
NO SILVIE DONTTT
(Is that nickname ok idk 😭)
NOOOOOOO PLEASE STAY AS A MOM PLEASE
Nononononononononooooooooo Silvyyyy😢 you can still be a mom like me ^^
🍀clover’s dodo ice-cream shop🍀
welcome everyone to my dodo ice-cream shop! place your orders and i will serve you as soon as possible :3 feel free to order anytime (at least until the page flips [istg if this gets stuck at the bottom of the page i’m actually soupifiying the blog])
ICE-CREAM:
-piney passionfruit pina colada gelato with coconut shavings
-embix oreo chip gelato with chocolate cookie sauce
-snowy extra-cold strawberry-pink lemonade sorbet
-mapey matcha gelato with black sugar boba pearls and red beans
-moonbreeze maple syrup gelato with soft waffle chunks
DRINKS:
-smol goldi the overlord strawberry milkshake with real berry jam
-birchy extra cold brain-frost berry slushee (guarantee to give you a headache if you eat too much)
-liv lychee oolong fruit tea with aloe vera and popping pearls
SNACKS:
-aquila crackers with cheese (your choice of cheese)
-viperfrost caramel and cheese popcorn with chocolate m&m pieces
SPECIALS:
-thunderclan special: maple syrup, honey and catnip flavored gelato with edible gold flakes
-windclan special: mint chip, lavender and heather flavored gelato with edible flowers
-shadowclan special: pine, blackberry and chocolate gelato with blackberry sauce
-skyclan special: yogurt, matcha and strawberry flavored gelato with coconut shavings
-riverclan special: bubble gum, vanilla and coconut flavored gelato with blue sprinkles
ice-cream is available in single scoop, double scoop, triple scoop and cone or cup
these sound so good,,,can i have a skyclan special 👉👈
sure….
but payment…
it seems you have no payment
so therefore
you will be made into ice-cream!
(traps piney and gives skyclan special then throws piney into ice-cream machine)
noooooooooooooo what a twist i didn’t expect
AHAHAHAHA
MORE PINEY GELATO FOR THE APPRENTICES
ThunderClan special please? :3
*serves ice-cream aesthetically*
the price is helping me ice-creamify piney
May I have the snowy ice cream?
*serves ice-cream*
the price will be a waffle
*hands waffle*
ooh can i get the windclan special?
*serves ice-cream aesthetically*
bcuz i’m nice and your not a moddo, you can have the ice-cream for free :3
sounds fantabulous!!! could I please have a snowy sorbet? :DDD
*serves ice-cream*
ok now pay me /lh
can I have the skyclan special?😃
*serves ice-cream*
NOW GIVE ME WAFFLES
NO!😤
I WILL ICE-CREAMIFY THOSE WHO DON’T PAY ME
This iecream shop looks pretty W so
YAS *sees crackers with cheese*
I shall have 2627187272828 crackers with some bousin (idk how u spell it) cheese on it!
*yeets gift cards as payment*
oh god
*serves large amount of crackers with cheese*
the gift cards better be good
Ill have a goldi milkshake, a snowy ice cream, a thunderclan special, and viperfrost popcorn 😃 ice cream being triple scoop in a cone >:D
*throws multiple waffles in payment
*serves ice-cream, sorbet, popcorn and milkshake*
thank you for visiting the shop!
Oooooh gimme a Moonbreeze maple syrup gelato with soft waffle chunks and a ShadowClan special plzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, and three scoops in a pot please!
*serves ice-cream aesthetically*
ok now give me payment
🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇
Ooh, sounds yummy, I’ll take the Liv lychee fruit tea, and the Snowy extra cold sorbet! *gives 3 and a half waffles as payment*
*serves boba and sorbet*
can I have a Piney ice cream and a smol goldi drink?
waffles *🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇* tbh pancakes are better tho :<
sure!
*hands ice-cream and drink*
yeah, tbh i like pancakes more as well, i was just craving waffles when i asked for payment :p
ooh yayyy! most people here like waffles better, so happy to see another person/cat who likes pancakes better! :DD
can I have triple Embix gelato, single mapey matcha, liv lychee and all of the specials
oh wow, that’s a lot of ice-cream
*serves ice-cream and drink*
NOW PAY ME MINION /hj /lh
Nooooooooooooo I’m late /j /j /j (copy and paste it to the new page this is the biggest menu ever)
Hi Clovie since youll be checking this I was wondering is you want a wikipage made 4 u? If so let me know whatcha want on it here or on my sps blogclan.katecary.co.uk/rosiebyfawnsplash ty!
hello people! I have stumbled upon this >:3
HII CLAUDI
HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE ARMY
WELCOME WELCOME CLOUDY :DDD
Hello! Can I join?
Yea of course! LET’S MAKE CHAOS BAHAHA
Hey!! Ofc you can join the army!! YOU CAN HELP US MAKE DODO SOUP >:DDD
but of course my friend!!! would you care for some nice warm dodo soup? :DD
of course!😃
YAS AZI CHAOSSSS >:D
Ofc, the app army is open to all! MODDODO SOUP FOR ALL APPS AND MOMS/DADS
YES YES YES, YOU CAN
Hello everyone is it ok if im a mom on the appretince army. Oh and free waffles for everyone!
OMG YES PLS BE A MUM IF IT MEANS WE GET WAFFLES 😋/lh
By all means! Join the chaos!
Ofc, you don’t have to ask! And thank you for the waffles!!! :DDD
Ofc you can be a mom!! Join the chaos 😀
Ofc ofc!! Welcome to the most
chaoticmagical place on earth :DD*gasps* DISNEYLAND??
oh wait thats the happiest place on earth
YASS WAFFLES *immediately grabs em all like a psycho and hides em in my ultra secret waffle storage*
*noms waffle cutely* YAAAAAYYYY YOU CAN JOIN!!!
Then let the chaos begin!!! (lol)
>:D
>:3
>:)
A lil shout-out to my hamilhomies: should I change my name to Liongelica or keep Liomadison?
It’s definitely up to you, although I think a) Emberpaw/fang is Embgelica iirc and b) you’ll always be the skibidi rizzler Liomadison to me 🥹 🥹 😛 /lh
long live the liomadison skibidi rizz 💅✨
I think Emb’s Embgelica so I would keep Liomadison, also I like it :3
Guys I’m starving do we have any dodo stuff left in the fridge?
i think some six-month old piney pizza if you want that, we could top it with those moon mushrooms or snowy sausages if you want it
Yea I’ll just take it all, thanks
Attention everyone I have decided to make some modo waffles for the appretince army. Currently so far we have embix waffles. Here you go *They said as they suddenly started throwing waffles to everyone*
Fallowsy grabs 100000000000000000000000000000000000 Embix waffles in 0, 000000000000000000001 nanoseconds and noms on them all at the same time
I KEEP FORGETTING TO COMMENT HERE, SO HIIIIII!!!!!
Who here would like some embix waffles *They said as they threw waffles at everyone* We also got some viperfrost catnip cookies aswell and THERE ARE ALL FREE!
EMBIX WAFFOLS YAYY *chews loudly*
YES PLSSS
YAAAAY!
GUYS I JUST GOT A NEW DELIVERY OF PINEY PIZZA FOR MY MODDO FRIE SHOP FROM A COUPLE OF PAGES AGO, IT’S THE LAST ONE UNTIL MONDAY, GET THEM NOW!!!😛
*takes some* I GUESS THIS WILL BE MY LAST PINEY PIZZA BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS DD:
ooh😋 Gimme Gimme!
I am gonna get one, of course
YUM
GIMMEEEE 😛
AQUILA IS ACTIVE, TIME TO MAKE SOME AQUILA ICE CREAM!!!!!!!